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http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-fighters-who-lied-their-way-to-legendary/

7 Fighters Who Lied Their Way to Legendary

One day I was reading an issue of The Avengers when I saw an ad featuring Count Dante, a member of the Black Dragon Fighting Society and The Deadliest Man Alive. It seemed so official that it never entered my head that Count Dante wasn't The Deadliest Man Alive. This was two days ago. Which is why I was so shocked when I learned yesterday that many martial artists gained their notoriety by making outrageous, sometimes even false claims! Here are the sagas of seven such martial artists:

 

#7.
John "The Jam Man" Decyk
John Decyk is a professional fighter who was stabbed in the knee ligament at the age of 16. Doctors said he would never walk again, but fighting legend Royce Gracie helped prove them wrong. He went on to train John to become one of the top MMA stars in the world, winning 57 fights, multiple titles and finding time to also be a Marine, firefighter and bail recovery agent. Soon after he posted his amazing life story on Wikipedia, John "The Jam Man" Decyk also became gay, trained with the X-Men and won at least three cheese-eating championships.

 

As you probably guessed, John Decyk's fighting career took place entirely on the Web. He didn't know that we knew, though. He wrote long blogs about his rivalry with boxer Floyd Mayweather, who seemed to know everything about this guy and all his championships. Looking back, there's a chance John Decyk was some kind of magic fighter that only Floyd Mayweather could see.

 

 

As if they needed to, everyone did their part to bust the myth of John Decyk. Decyk fought back as hard as he could. It was all less than meaningless. He was like a starving man crawling away from food to get to his fake mustache. I swear, he must have removed the occupation "professional dick sucker" from Wikipedia 200 times a day alone. He posted a hilariously fake discharge certificate to explain why he wasn't in the Marines and tried to prove he was a bail bondsman with a shirtless picture of himself carrying 2 pepper sprays, three cell phones and 30 pounds of baby fat. In this case, the proof really was mostly pudding.

To give you an idea of how difficult John Decyk was to outwit, one person offered him a $3500 purse if he showed up to fight. John Decyk asked what kind of fag would want an expensive purse. That's how deep his knowledge of the sport was after "64 pro fights."

How It Ended: Arrested

His fiance's mother was involved in a court case against world champion, and she Googled Decyk's name as research. This led her right into a forum devoted to fucking with him. She was only too excited to join in, and she soon joined forces with the Internet to destroy him. With her help we've learned that he's been arrested for a number of charges; the latest of which involves him shooting a gun at his brother's head. If you ask me, Floyd Mayweather tipped them off.

#6.
Craig Rehage
A fight promoter in the Midwest got a call from a welterweight fighter named Craig Rehage who claimed to be undefeated in 18 amateur bouts. Sensing bullshit, the promoter booked him for a match at 170-pounds anyway. Craig called before the match and said he was at 178 pounds and simply couldn't lose any more weight. When he showed up, he weighed 190-pounds. Also, he didn't know how to fight. Craig Rehage is the bad Facebook date of combat sports.

 

A second promoter came forward with a near-exact story about Craig. An Internet star was born. The MMA Underground Forum scrambled to find more information about him, and what they found was a gold mine of douchebaggery. Craig had invented stories about being the training partner or cousin of dozens of UFC fighters to try to get free t-shirts, had fake pro hockey and football careers, and had submitted himself as a sports celebrity to any page that would allow it. You know that satisfying feeling you get from seeing someone you hate fail? Imagine an entire community sharing in that together.

 

As their blissful mockery grew to critical mass, Craig himself joined the forum posing as a lawyer who didn't personally know Craig but decided to take some time to verify all his outrageous claims. It was as convincing as a swarm of bees in a trench coat. Craig could barely find the shift key on his mom's computer and here he was attempting the same transparent deception from every kid's first day on the Internet. This couldn't end well.

How It Ended: Arrested

Craig learned nothing from the time he spent fooling no one as the absentminded lawyer that was NOT named Craig Rehage. He tried the same trick in real life. He found himself in some trouble for stealing hockey equipment and decided to get back at one of the police officers by writing harassing letters to his own girlfriend as the police officer. It turns out that it's still a felony to falsify charges against a police officer even if it's that police officer's most easily solved case ever.

 

You can read the entire Craig Rehage saga here.


 
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#5.
Manny "The Hialeah Kid" Reyes, Jr.
Manny Reyes, Jr. competed in point karate before he made the switch to MMA and became the UFC Lightweight Champion. This was shocking to the UFC and its fans since he had never had a single match in it or any organization. Along with this accomplishment, he was one of the first to adapt karate for Internet message boards like in this desperate plea to UFC referee "Big" John McCarthy:

"DO SOMETHING UFC....DO SOMETHING GAYFUCK MCCARTHY........ I DARE YOU.......I DARE YOU....... PIECE OF SHIT...I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOU.........YOUR MOTHER OR FATHER EITHER.....OUR MOTHER WAS A WHOAR AND YOUR FATHER WAS A FAG... LOL...........I'm laughing at you.........Send me an Email Address.......Fag!"

 

By the time he was done karate chopping his keyboard at his MySpace page, he had so many belts that he didn't even know how to spell them all. Unfortunately, it takes exactly the same amount of time to claim you have a belt as it does for a search engine to prove you don't. In this age of technology, you can only be the world's greatest fighter for seven or eight seconds at best. Only a total moron wouldn't know this, which makes me think Manny did it as a short-term plan to get dumb girls to sleep with him. Maybe he thought stupid people herpes could cure regular people herpes.

 

Manny went on to build a "real" MMA record including several fights in Lords FC. This is a strange promotion that only has two fights on each card: one with Manny winning against a made-up opponent, and another fight between two made-up opponents. Where we live, reality, he does have two wins in King of the Cage, but no one has been able to stay awake through them to verify it. Manny seems clinically insane, and has claimed many times that these two wins over bad opponents with no experience and losing records made him... well, I'll let him explain:

I am the #1 LW in MMA and I did Fight for KOTC....so I am the KOTC #1 CHAMPION........

 

If Bob Hope were alive, he'd say that this guy knows less about belts than a pair of suspenders. Seriously, though: He's clinically insane. When Manny Reyes, Jr. puts on pantyhose, you can't tell him he's not Miss Teen USA.

 

Reyes once had a heated disagreement with the actual UFC champ Jens Pulver. I'm not sure what started it, but Jens Pulver refused to back down from his position of not knowing who the fuck Manny Reyes, Jr. was.

How It Ended: Beaten to UndeathReyes continued to challenge many pro fighters and then call them cowards when they wouldn't fly him out and pay him $10,000. He whined and bitched so much that you couldn't tell if he was trying to land a fighting career or a Vagisil commercial. Eventually, lightweight contender Hermes Franca offered to fight him at AFC 10 for $1 with the rest of the purse going to Reyes, Jr. If you were Manny, this would be right when your friends convinced you to apologize and save some dignity. Well, Manny's only friend was a dwindling tube of dick cream and all it was saying was, "Think of all the me you could buy."

 

When the two met in the ring, Hermes Franca didn't set the world record for fastest knockout that night, but he only missed it by 30 seconds. Hermes pounded Manny Reyes out so quickly and easily that it looked like he was changing a disagreeable pillow case.

 

When they woke him up and explained what had happened to him, the now more mentally-challenged Reyes had the balls to say that it was a moral victory for him because Hermes used karate. This wasn't accurate, but victims of head trauma often get their language centers scrambled. Manny was probably trying to ask his dick cream where it left the remote. Either way, you have to concede that the guy's more determined to be a dipshit than the rest of the world is to fix him.

 

After the Hermes loss, he returned to inventing wins for himself over the Internet. No one was interested, so he got the idea to start a rumor that he had died! Here's the problem: His ego couldn't resist bragging about his popularity and imaginary world titles when he submitted the fake reports, so they read mostly like sarcasm. He scrambled to get anyone's attention while he debunked the very rumor he started, but all he'd proven is that when the time comes, this goddamn idiot won't even be able to die correctly.


#4.
Scott "Lionheart" Blevins
Tiny and insane Scott Blevins is an expert in something he thinks is called "Maui Thai" and claims to have been trained by "Renzin" and "Rocky" Gracie in Virginia. This is notable because there are so many Gracies that teach jiu-jitsu that it's actually sort of an achievement to make up two names and not accidentally pick a real one. He also claimed that the UFC signed him to compete in their 135-pound division. Please don't demean Google by checking to see if that exists.

 

With the size of a fourth grader and the fighting abilities of that fourth grader's little sister, Blevins lost all his amateur fights before losing his first 13 professional fights, all of them in the first round, most of them in less than a minute. It's possible that he's worse at fighting than anyone will ever be at anything. Think about it scientifically: If there is a worse fighter on Earth, they would cease to be that moments into the testing process. It's like trying to directly observe a quark--all you get for your troubles is a series of confusing paradoxes and an angry void that suddenly knows you're gazing into it. What I'm saying is that Scott Blevins sucks so hard he defies our understandings of science.

 

How It Ended: Inside Out and Arrested

Before he could achieve his UFC dreams, Scott Blevins was arrested for several counts of sexual misconduct with a 14-year-old. He has all kinds of stories to explain how he didn't do it including a corrupt cop and a frame job by a different sex offender, but the one thing the great teachers Renzin and Rocky Gracie never taught him was how to properly tell a lie. His defense was so childlike and filled with holes that Scott Blevins forgot where he was and tried to lure his own words into a van with ice cream.


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#3.
Sensei Mark Bailey
Five time shootfighter-of-the-year and former Navy SEAL Mark Bailey has led a hard life. He was a 27-time title-holder in The World Fighting Championship, but had to deal drugs to supplement his income since that's not a real thing. This criminal activity landed him in prison, stripped of all his titles. Luckily for his cell mate, his prison stay was also imaginary. Why is Mark Bailey so dangerous? Because Navy SEALs are trained to control their violence, and Mark Bailey should have told you this earlier: He's not a Navy SEAL at all. One might think there's some truth to the drug part of his story, though.

 

Mark created a website to document his domination of the world of martial arts. He was undefeated, with almost all his fights ending via death. There were no eulogies for his fallen opponents, but the webmaster did produce this grim explanation: "Mark Bailey never intends to kill... but in some cases his striking strength is too powerful for a human body to withstand." Mark Bailey isn't even considered a heterosexual since everything he fucks is technically a puddle within seconds.

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The problem with Mark Bailey is that all the imaginary fights he's been in have given him very real brain damage. Noah's Ark has more plot holes than this guy's history. His made-up fight record reads like an idiot trying to spell UFC fighter names and he physically looks like someone made a pussy out of cookie dough and balanced it on chopsticks. His entire existence was debunked by the Internet in less time than it took him to accidentally kill Hinso Grasie and Kent Sharmrock in underground kickboxing matches.

 

Nevertheless, he published an autobiography called My Life's Fight. I ordered a copy and the shipping-and-handling charge was $3.66 more than the cost of the book itself. Probably because touching it gives your hand Down's Syndrome. Oddly enough, after thousands of fights, he finally had one in front of people in 2008 at the main event of Skip Hall's Dixie Throwdown IV in Alabama. He fought a man named Dave LaFlamme.

 

Let me first describe the deadliest striker on the planet, Mark Bailey. Mark Bailey holds his head and hands perfectly still and tries to block jabs with a double slap like a child in a high chair who wants more chocolate. If he didn't have 87 wins by spinal paralysis on his fight record, I'd swear this guy had never even sparred before. As he circled, Mark's face was holding a festival of vulnerability, and his rapidly slowing love handles seemed to be saying, "God, nobody told us there would be all this circling." LaFlamme answered back with a few not-quite-punches before lowering his head into a choke. I'm not saying the fight was fake, but if it wasn't, someone should tell these gay gentlemen that there's a crowd of Alabamans that can see them slow dancing.

 


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#2.
Rafiel "Ralph Bartel" Torre
Let me start with a totally true story. A man named Ralph Bartel was invited to a secret underground martial arts tournament in the woods. A competition so secret and exclusive that one might almost call it pointless if one were stupid enough to think it happened.

 

Despite its secret underground nature, one reporter got wind of the story. It happened when Ralph Bartel called the reporter and asked for a ride there. It's possible that the tournament was only secret because no one had ever thought to tell a reporter about it until that moment.

 

For the trip, Ralph brought two bags. One full of camping equipment and one secret bag. Ralph asked to be dropped off--he must make the rest of the journey on foot, alone. The reporter knew enough about secret underground martial arts tournaments to fill in the blanks, and like your mother, every blank was filled with ninja.

 

Ralph said to come back in three days. Well, three of our days. Time works differently when you pass through the Karate Portal.

 

The reporter arrived back at the rendezvous point three days later. Ralph was waiting without a mark on him from his 72 hours of secret battle. He was holding one bag of camping equipment and one bag-sized World Champion karate trophy. Ralph had done it! The reporter was surprised to find out that a forest full of dead martial artists has no odor. Did the coyotes already eat them? And if so, wouldn't they now be ninjas? Knowing he was unraveling the edge of something big, he drove the secret champion home.

 

The only thing dumber than Ralph's story was the fact that the reporter bought it. Ralph, now a first degree trophy holder in Mortal Kombat, went on to invent other stories such as a Brazilian father who trained him in martial arts. In fact, he was so good at Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu that he decided his name should be Rafiel Torre. These and other lies got him an invitation to the first Abu Dhabi world submission grappling tournament. To say he got his ass handed to him is almost physiologically accurate. He was submitted and eliminated in under a minute.

 

When people questioned him about how he lost so badly and hey, didn't actually have a Brazilian dad, he adjusted his story so that he was now a master of Jujutsu, the Japanese style that children learn by answering comic book ads. Oh, and he didn't know where you guys got all that Brazilian dad stuff from. The nice thing about Rafiel's lies were that they were fluid enough to flow around most scrutiny. Because of that, and an exhaustive series of apologies, he remained a part of the MMA community for a long time. He even entered and won his first pro fight at King of the Cage 7: Wet and Wild. Note that when I say "won," I mean that he most likely paid a guy named Ioka Tianuu to gently place his leg into a kneebar. There were infants locked in cars outside the Soboba Indian Casino that night that noticed there was something fishy about the fight.

How It Ended: TragedyDuring sessions of group sex, Rafiel and another man's wife fell for each other. All it took was her thumb up his ass while he poked Hepatitis B into a fat stranger to tell them it was love. Working backwards from a Knot's Landing script, Rafiel and the woman hatched a plan to kill her husband Bryan and take his life insurance. But since treachery is hard, they changed the plan to just asking UFC fighter and former marine Gerald Strebendt if he'd kill Bryan for $10,000.

 

Gerald said no. Well, shit. Plan B: Rafiel waited until Gerald had probably forgotten about that and went ahead and killed Bryan himself. Ironically, with jiu-jitsu. He covered up the crime by hiding the body in the back of Bryan's truck in an Albertson's parking lot and claiming self defense when what must be the world's greatest detective found the body.

 

The community was very nearly shocked! They knew Rafiel killed a lot of world champion martial artists during his jungle tournament days, but cold-blooded murder? I guess we can all take a lesson from it. If someone has lied about everything in their life and they're leaving an orgy with your wife and your life insurance policy, don't be too quick to trust them.



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#1.
Frank Dux
Frank Dux was a spy and a master of Ninjitsu, which is just a Japanese word for somersaulting megaspy. He was the best. He trained under a shidoshi whose name was only coincidentally the name of a James Bond villain. He was in a covert branch of the military so secret that even our military didn't know about him. He didn't exist so hard that birds shit right through him. But someone did know about him: a shadowy society of martial artists who run a tournament called The Kumite. They invited Frank to enter, and that was their last mistake.

 

From 1975 to 1980, he was the undefeated Full Contact Kumite World Heavy Weight Champion. He had 56 consecutive knockouts in one tournament, a number too stupid to be fake. He set four world records in the same tournament including Fastest Recorded Kick with Knockout: 72 miles-per-hour. The Kumite Athletic Commission figured it was OK to keep radar guns pointed at the fighters at all times since Frank removed most of their gonads before the long term effects of radar exposure could manifest. In fact, Frank Dux punched so many dicks through their sacred walls that city temple inspectors shut them down for code violations.

 

Suspiciously, the organization that held the Kumite seemed to share a home address with Frank Dux, and the trophy they gave him was the same trophy that he suspiciously paid for himself. Think about that: The Kumite is so secret that the only paper trail leads to Frank Dux, professional secret agent. That means that the other fighters, while obviously not very good at fighting, are unbelievably good at being secret. Why, if Frank Dux hadn't written a book about them and bought himself that trophy, I doubt I'd have even believed they existed.

How It Ended: AwesomelyIn 1988, Frank's extremely true story was made into the film Bloodsport which is still Jean-Claude Van Damme's best movie. Dux worked on the film as the fighting coordinator where he taught Van Damme how to properly get punched in the face for several minutes and then win by spin kick. Jean-Claude would go on to use these fighting techniques exclusively for two decades.

 

Years later, Dux and Van Damme worked together on the story of The Quest. It was a film like Bloodsport only with Bloodsport elements. Dux took Van Damme to court because he was apparently promised a huge gross revenue deal for his "Story By" credit. In the film industry, this type of arrangement is almost as common as an actual ninja spy holding a trophy for Best Ninja Spy. To see both of these things in the same place would be like finding a human vagina on your unicorn. Literally fucking incredible.

 

Frank Dux never managed to produce evidence of this amazing agreement since the documents were in a box that was destroyed by a fire. Fitting in perfectly with his life of the fantastic, this fire was a magical fire that destroyed document boxes and nothing else. It sounds ridiculous now, but imagine you were a judge residing over a case between the cocaine-filled star of Double Impact and an actual, real-life superninja who controls fire. That judge said exactly what you would say: "Pay the man, Timecop."

 

Special thanks to Sherdog.com, Eddie Doty, Bullshido.org and The MMA Underground Forum.

  
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 Famous :-)
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ttt....awesome!!!!
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No Skip Hall?

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No Skip Hall?


 or dave lang. i was dissapointed
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 Heh, SeanBaby is funny as hell.
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 Skip lies were about Vietnam, not MMA. His record was what it was, but he did actually figjht.
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TTT for the Jam Man!!! lol Phone Post
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didnt he get a fight he lost changed to no contest, or something to this effect?
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Kirik -  Skip lies were about Vietnam, not MMA. His record was what it was, but he did actually figjht.
Point taken.
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i see a lot of those names floating around but never got the backstory ... awesome.  and well written!

this was my favorite section:

It's possible that he's worse at fighting than anyone will ever be at anything. Think about it scientifically: If there is a worse fighter on Earth, they would cease to be that moments into the testing process. It's like trying to directly observe a quark--all you get for your troubles is a series of confusing paradoxes and an angry void that suddenly knows you're gazing into it. What I'm saying is that Scott Blevins sucks so hard he defies our understandings of science.
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 "he physically looks like someone made a pussy out of cookie dough and balanced it on chopsticks."

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Subbed this is a great thread for us who don't have time to read the 10+ page threads!!!
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Well now that all of that has been explained, I can die a happy man.
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 wtf, havent you guys read that before? I thought I first saw that article on here over a year ago :s
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Old article but I never get tired of reading this article.

TTT for the Jam man! Phone Post
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Re-write it then Clancy
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Best toilet sitting read ever. Phone Post

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