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9/26/11 6:15 PM
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Count Dante was tied to a homicide in some dojo stabbing thing. SO though he was a bit full of it, he was a hell of alot more dangerous than all those other guys I think.
9/26/11 6:31 PM
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Re-write it then Clancy
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9/26/11 6:34 PM
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 Old news for sure, but always enjoyable to read. Those of you who've not yet done so should read the threads, they are all epic and incredibly hilarious.
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Awesome read lol..... Phone Post
9/26/11 6:38 PM
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Teenage mutant lesnar turtle -  wtf, havent you guys read that before? I thought I first saw that article on here over a year ago :s
You did. The article itself was written April 2010, but if you have "like" the cracked.com page on facebook, you'll notice that they post old articles if they are relevant again, or they're just bored and looking for new hits, lol. Either way, I'd definitely like to see and updated version, including Barvo and a few others.
9/26/11 6:50 PM
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Poorly written? Really?

That's a hilarious read. Hats off to the guy that wrote it.

"His defense was so childlike and filled with holes that Scott Blevins forgot where he was and tried to lure his own words into a van with ice cream."

9/26/11 6:50 PM
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The more I see this article, the more I think Bailey is a solid number 2. I mean, the book! Phone Post
9/26/11 6:51 PM
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"This is notable because there are so many Gracies that teach jiu-jitsu that it's actually sort of an achievement to make up two names and not accidentally pick a real one."
9/26/11 6:52 PM
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Re-write it then Clancy
Don't have time Agnes Phone Post
9/26/11 6:53 PM
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says you one of the biggest losers on the forum, you are a fool
Lol. You get chased off your own threads. Talk about fool. Phone Post
9/26/11 7:02 PM
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Haha. Love that hilarious picture of Frank Dux.
9/26/11 7:16 PM
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I recall a autobiographical piece by Rafiel Torre on adcombat.com. In it he made the claim that he had studied 'bussiness' [sic] and 'pyschology'[sic]. It is amazing that he didn't get called out on his fiction a lot sooner.
9/26/11 7:23 PM
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good read
9/26/11 7:24 PM
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btw did i tell you guys i just won the ufc obese title.

yeah beat 87 dudes in 1hr and that was just at the buffet
9/26/11 7:26 PM
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Awesome Phone Post
9/26/11 7:31 PM
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To give you an idea of how difficult John Decyk was to outwit, one person offered him a $3500 purse if he showed up to fight. John Decyk asked what kind of fag would want an expensive purse?



LMFAO!!!
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No Christian Darrow??? Phone Post
9/26/11 7:33 PM
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i know a guy thru work who could easily be on this list. he claims to have 40+ years expierience in military wing chun and death martial arts even though hes only 47. he claims to have killed people and maimed people but has declined to come down to the gym and roll with me because juijitsu is bullshit and doesnt really work. after every ufc he explains how he could kill cain velasques or jon jones easily and it wouldnt even be a fair fight. i have to just ignore this fag on a regular basis cuz his stupidy is just unreal.i grabbed him by the wrist one time and he couldnt get free but thats because thats not how they do it in wing chun and he would have crippled me if he used his dma to free himself
9/26/11 7:34 PM
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Somebody's jealous.

Seanbaby is always awesome.
9/26/11 7:40 PM
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Somebody's jealous.

Seanbaby is always awesome.
If Kobe Bryant has on off night, and I say he could have shot better, does that mean I'm jealous? Phone Post
9/26/11 7:43 PM
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Wow
Now Bloodsport will never be the same Phone Post
9/26/11 7:46 PM
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Great thread
9/26/11 7:48 PM
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jason73 - i know a guy thru work who could easily be on this list. he claims to have 40+ years expierience in military wing chun and death martial arts even though hes only 47. he claims to have killed people and maimed people but has declined to come down to the gym and roll with me because juijitsu is bullshit and doesnt really work. after every ufc he explains how he could kill cain velasques or jon jones easily and it wouldnt even be a fair fight. i have to just ignore this fag on a regular basis cuz his stupidy is just unreal.i grabbed him by the wrist one time and he couldnt get free but thats because thats not how they do it in wing chun and he would have crippled me if he used his dma to free himself


OMG! you have to get this guy to your gym ASAP and record this shit! You have to do it for the OG man!
9/26/11 8:00 PM
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JDSFTW - Cool idea, poorly written <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


Correction, your attempt at sullying the post was poorly written. The story was written just fine.

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