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9/27/11 1:10 PM
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9/27/11 1:18 PM
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Good stuff, thanks Dongbar
9/27/11 1:48 PM
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the only thing that could make them worse is TRT or hoids!
9/27/11 3:54 PM
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Great thread, I love Seanbaby's MMA article's. Definitely the best stuff on Cracked
9/27/11 7:37 PM
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Dux should've tried harder -- 56 consecutive knockouts in a single-elimination tournament, meaning there were.....ummmmm.....a whole heck of a lot of entrants in some underground affair on an island, is the most ludicrous fabrication ever.
9/27/11 8:28 PM
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Teenage mutant lesnar turtle -  wtf, havent you guys read that before? I thought I first saw that article on here over a year ago :s
Correct, but still funny.
 
9/27/11 9:46 PM
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9/28/11 1:14 AM
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Funny for sure thanks for the laugh.
9/28/11 1:24 AM
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Woah awesome thread man Phone Post
9/28/11 2:13 AM
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That was a fun read! Phone Post
9/28/11 2:15 AM
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Rickson Gracie and Mario Sperry 400-0 and 273-0?
Zero proof.
9/28/11 8:22 AM
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He set four world records in the same tournament including Fastest Recorded Kick with Knockout: 72 miles-per-hour. The Kumite Athletic Commission figured it was OK to keep radar guns pointed at the fighters at all times since Frank removed most of their gonads before the long term effects of radar exposure could manifest.
9/28/11 8:49 AM
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Roy Batty - Dux should've tried harder -- 56 consecutive knockouts in a single-elimination tournament, meaning there were.....ummmmm.....a whole heck of a lot of entrants in some underground affair on an island, is the most ludicrous fabrication ever.


56 KO's in a row would mean Dux had to have fought 56 fighters in a single elimination tournament bracket.
If he really did KO 56 opponents in a row in a single tournament, that would mean there had to be 56 rounds, and if you assume half the current fighters are eliminated each round, then that means there had to be 72,057,594,037,927,936 fighters in the tournament. Frank Dux has repeatedly claimed that all these "records" occurred in a single tournament, not over the course of several.

Pretty cool that they managed to keep that number of contestants secret and underground.
9/28/11 10:57 AM
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 ^^ thats a serious tourney right there.
9/28/11 11:15 AM
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Fantastic. Phone Post
9/28/11 11:54 AM
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were these people real or were they just trying to get some attention? I looked at a few former threads and was shocked by some of their idiot claims. The dude who claimed to be a lawyer was the best, especially when he could not spell. I don't know about you guys but if I am getting a lawyer he at least better be able to spell lol
9/28/11 12:21 PM
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Save for later! Phone Post
9/28/11 2:26 PM
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9/28/11 2:34 PM
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roscoegrinders - were these people real or were they just trying to get some attention? I looked at a few former threads and was shocked by some of their idiot claims. The dude who claimed to be a lawyer was the best, especially when he could not spell. I don't know about you guys but if I am getting a lawyer he at least better be able to spell lol



All of them were either delusional/really believed what they were saying (Blevins, Reyes), or they were trying to profit somehow from their lies and made up stories (Dux)
9/28/11 2:35 PM
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The other thousand we raised and offered John came from a few others on the thread, but that was the pic I sent john that got the purse comment out of him...
9/28/11 3:00 PM
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I just wanted everyone to know I am 23 years old with 62 professional wins of which 64 were tkos and the other 10 were were submissions by rear naked choke. I also have a black belt in tae kwon doe which is the main reason I am so awsome sincerely john decyk
9/28/11 3:08 PM
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Damn mmaguy, I'll fill in for John. I have absolutely no training and horrible cardio, so it'll be like the real thing. Phone Post
9/28/11 3:31 PM
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Loved it! Phone Post
9/28/11 5:29 PM
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Blue Flame Special - Poorly written? Really?

That's a hilarious read. Hats off to the guy that wrote it.

"His defense was so childlike and filled with holes that Scott Blevins forgot where he was and tried to lure his own words into a van with ice cream."



LOL, that was awesome. And

"He also claimed that the UFC signed him to compete in their 135-pound division. Please don't demean Google by checking to see if that exists. "
9/28/11 5:31 PM
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Who is SeanBaby?

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