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10/11/11 2:54 AM
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SoCal PriznGard
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I am the first to break this news! Ex UFC fighter, Joe Son has murdered his cellmate. While serving a life sentence for gang rape, Joe Son has been attacked several times by other inmates who do not tolerate rapists in prison. It has not yet been determined why he killed his cellmate or how. Joe Son is best known as the character "Random Task" in the movie Austin Powers. He also competed in UFC 4 where he lost to Keith Hackney by choke.
10/11/11 2:57 AM
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10/11/11 2:58 AM
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dude's screen name makes this interesting
10/11/11 2:58 AM
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DO WORK SON !! Phone Post
10/11/11 2:59 AM
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Hiro Protagonist - Source or banished the fuck out of the UG forever for polluting it with this garbage. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


Fixed. Apologies in advance if this does turn out to be the truth. However, I cannot see a guy who has a submission loss due to 'Fear' murdering noone with a dick.
10/11/11 3:00 AM
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d3vil0ck - dude's screen name makes this interesting

 
10/11/11 3:04 AM
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10/11/11 3:07 AM
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I could see him trying to murder War Machine for upper deckering the cell toilet, but WM's been out for a while so that obviously didn't happen.
10/11/11 3:11 AM
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Dude tried to put it in joes ass IMO Phone Post
10/11/11 3:12 AM
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Cruz2ninjafoya -  Dude tried to put it in joes ass IMO Phone Post

 LOL, that's exactly what I thought.  Ugh. nasty visual...
10/11/11 3:15 AM
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never fuck with somebody who can take more than one nut shot
10/11/11 4:00 AM
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10/11/11 4:13 AM
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10/11/11 4:17 AM
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10/11/11 4:36 AM
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SoCal PriznGard
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No troll. Fact: celly found dead. Joe and dead guy only ones in cell together. Guard doing count, sees celly is unresponsive, medical arrives. CPR performed. Celly has trauma to chest area. Pronounced dead. Innocent until proven guilty but looks like he did it. These are the only facts that I have right now. Investigation still in progress since it just happened on Monday around 5:00 pm.
10/11/11 4:39 AM
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first page!!!
10/11/11 4:43 AM
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damn if true

10/11/11 4:47 AM
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10/11/11 4:48 AM
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go JOE! , Seriuosly though, he's in there for life, so he has to establish himself. He'll be the rapee soon enough.
10/11/11 5:02 AM
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10/11/11 5:23 AM
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This is biggest & best news all year maybe.
10/11/11 5:27 AM
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10/11/11 5:28 AM
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them shoes be lethal.
10/11/11 5:36 AM
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joe son do works
10/11/11 5:39 AM
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