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10/17/11 12:51 AM
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Dean of Lean
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Jared Vergara - 
ausgepicht - If this is a real challenge he should drop the down syndrome and do what every other fighter on this planet has done to fight in the UFC: earn it. Do that instead of riding on the accomplishments of someone else.


Woah this isn't riding anyone's accomplishment he is geographically close to me like my friend has friends who train in his gym.



SO go to his gym, sign up ask to spar with him and recieve your ass kickin?

U Honestly think that the UFC would let one of their top LW's compete against some dude who called him out the UG?
10/17/11 1:18 AM
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Cruz2ninjafoya - Dude get the fuck off the UG. Joe just beat a dude bigger, better, and blacker then you. You're black in skin color.... Not in belt color.


I am not sure why you are talking about race in this.
You want some cheese with that wine? I'm black too homie


First off I'm not your homie and second I'm mostly hispanic not african.
10/17/11 1:43 AM
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Cruz2ninjafoya - Dude get the fuck off the UG. Joe just beat a dude bigger, better, and blacker then you. You're black in skin color.... Not in belt color.


I am not sure why you are talking about race in this.
You want some cheese with that wine? I'm black too homie


First off I'm not your homie and second I'm mostly hispanic not african.
That makes us even more similar, I'm puerto rican too... Homie. Phone Post
10/17/11 1:52 AM
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I know why its Joe, because you know he posts on here and he will definately read this and you want some sort of response from an actual ufc fighter.. cmon mate if it actually happened ( which it wouldn't) do you honestly see yourself lasting more than 30seconds??and will Dana white actually let one of his fighters fight some random guy?? Phone Post
10/17/11 2:02 AM
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nsmith1966 -  I know why its Joe, because you know he posts on here and he will definately read this and you want some sort of response from an actual ufc fighter.. cmon mate if it actually happened ( which it wouldn't) do you honestly see yourself lasting more than 30seconds??and will Dana white actually let one of his fighters fight some random guy?? Phone Post

 It happens. Koscheck did it.
10/17/11 2:27 AM
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ok. Pay for yours and joe's plane ticket to california. You can fight in my loft, i have mats in there. I will record it all and post the madness. afterward, I will smoke a blunt, and Joe and I can play Black Ops while you ice your elbow and reflect upon your mistakes.

The rules will be bully beatdown style. 1 round grappling and 1 round striking with headgear for yourself. you will not receive any money however, and MayheM will NOT come jump on your couch.

shall you lose, you will be forced to make a recorded apology to joe, the UG, and yourself. you must also forewarn any others who may have lost their fucking minds as well. Last but certainly not least, you must buy me no less than 28 grams of fine cannabis for my participation and hospitality.

should you win, you will be given a season pass to mars, your own reality show, and a spot in the 2024 presidential election.

the offer has been placed..how bad do you want it jared?

10/17/11 2:52 AM
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Koscheck..Really?!? When did that happen? Tell me more please!!!! Phone Post
10/17/11 3:01 AM
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Sub for stupid Phone Post
10/17/11 3:07 AM
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nsmith1966 - Koscheck..Really?!? When did that happen? Tell me more please!!!! <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>

10/17/11 3:10 AM
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Here is the koscheck vid

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mp1k_josh-koscheck-fights-a-fan_sport
10/17/11 4:30 AM
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Cruz2ninjafoya - Dude get the fuck off the UG. Joe just beat a dude bigger, better, and blacker then you. You're black in skin color.... Not in belt color.


I am not sure why you are talking about race in this.
You want some cheese with that wine? I'm black too homie


First off I'm not your homie and second I'm mostly hispanic not african.
That makes us even more similar, I'm puerto rican too... Homie.


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10/17/11 5:12 AM
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10/17/11 6:09 AM
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Didn't rogan roll with a fan also who called him out? Phone Post
10/17/11 6:38 AM
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^^

yeah he did i think Eddie Bravo put it on youtube.
10/17/11 6:52 AM
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 Gotta be a troll.....
10/17/11 7:36 AM
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 This reeks of Calo?
10/17/11 7:37 AM
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10/17/11 7:51 AM
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Mixed Martial Arts LLC, Ban Hammer
 www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mp1k_josh-koscheck-fights-a-fan_sport
10/17/11 8:41 AM
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this should be set up like a video game in that this dude has to beat certain bosses to get to the real boss (aka JLau)....give him Wilmarth or Perry
 
10/17/11 9:21 AM
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TheShogunEra - He. Is most likely talking about a video game calling it.

 this was my thought. or Magic the Gathering.


Joe would beat him at both of those too.
10/17/11 9:37 AM
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for sure

the kid got what he wanted, Creepy Joe to respond

Attention Whore IMO
10/17/11 9:39 AM
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Hong Kong Phooey -  ELEVENERZ

for sure

the kid got what he wanted, Creepy Joe to respond

Attention Whore IMO

he also got you along with myself in the troll.
10/17/11 11:06 AM
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You should have added the stipulation that if Joe doesn't reply to this thread in the next 10 seconds, he's officially ducking you. Phone Post
10/17/11 11:51 AM
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 too bad Joe Fights in the UFC now and has to represent them as such. If we were in highschool still and Joe got called out like this, we'd have to meet at the church street soccer field parking lot at night, turn on the car lights on, get the video camera out, and let joe whoop some guys ass till he taps! (hypothetically speaking of course)
10/17/11 12:22 PM
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SamboSlim187 - You should have added the stipulation that if Joe doesn't reply to this thread in the next 10 seconds, he's officially ducking you.


Haha I'm pretty sure he is just busy couldn't be mistaken for ducking.

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