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11/15/11 4:17 PM
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UFC's Kenny Florian & UFC Octagon Girl Brittney Palmer training at BodyKore sponsored gym BlackHouseMMA

Brittney is a serious exercise enthusiast, and has added BJJ to her list of training activities. Fanboys fear Florian's training will make her hellbows too pointy.

In addition to BJJ, Palmer is an avid swimmer...

Weight trainer...
http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/303746_272065536166723_107124435994168_895593_187346275_n.jpg

Gym rat...

Striker...
http://www.mmafightgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/brittney-palmer-train3.jpg

Bicyclist:

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Firefighter...
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Performance artist...
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Nerd...
http://www.mmatko.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Brittney-Palmer.jpg

American Sign language enthusiast...

And of course, Octagon girl:

There are some who believe that Brittney, like all women, has eyes only for GSP...

However, evidence exists that you may have a chance too:

 

 


11/15/11 4:18 PM
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 umm...  wut
11/15/11 4:20 PM
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Does a 12 year old write the news columns?
11/15/11 4:20 PM
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 something tells me she will only be doing privates and not the general class
11/15/11 4:22 PM
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Best UG News post EVA?

11/15/11 4:28 PM
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officially the best thread from the "u.g. news".
11/15/11 4:37 PM
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JonesBonedTheFakeMrT - Why would he want to even to pass that <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


Exactly. I'd be putting myself in a triangle, not trying to pass her guard.
11/15/11 4:38 PM
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I'm shocked Cerrone gets any training done. Phone Post
11/15/11 4:38 PM
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 she has actually never had her guard passed
11/15/11 4:40 PM
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elbows too pointy








i aint talking about the woman either
11/15/11 4:41 PM
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Why would you want to pass guard? Except for maybe back control Phone Post
11/15/11 4:47 PM
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pass, why?maybe only to take her back or get her in a north south position.
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SavageAcE - Who in the hell would pass.
Maybe to get to north-south position ;) Phone Post
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1oldfart - pass, why?
maybe only to take her back or get her in a north south position.
This hehe Phone Post
11/15/11 4:50 PM
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Stolm - Does a 12 year old write the news columns?

No, he's 8 and he uses spell check to make himself sound that mature....
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I wonder if Kenny wore a cup. Phone Post
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Irule -  Florian can't pass Brittney's guard, proceeds to search for lighter women to roll with. Phone Post

 lol
11/15/11 4:55 PM
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JonesBonedTheFakeMrT - Why would he want to even to pass that Phone Post

exactly... i wouldnt care if i NEVER passed her guard lol
11/15/11 4:57 PM
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I'd gladly take her back and sink in the rear naked... :)
11/15/11 5:00 PM
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Kenny should take her back and put the 3rd hook in
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Kenny to Britney: Oh you mounted me again! You're really improving..... Phone Post
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 lol!!
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I've rolled with attractive women with no problems before, but I feel likr she would definitely distract me.
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