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12/1/11 2:34 PM
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Bump, for your health. Phone Post
12/1/11 2:45 PM
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 Dana, the people are rising forth in legions to express their desire for an EXPLOSIVE UFC card, I think you know what this means.

Igor Pokrajac must make his return to the main event stage. Add top 5 p4p Vladdy Matushenko and you have a fucking war that will live on in hearts and minds of all who are lucky enough to witness it...

don't let them down, don't you dare let them down.
12/1/11 5:08 PM
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Just finished my morning prayer to thy holy (bald)father. TOOETH THE TOPPETH - THE ANGELS DECREED! Phone Post
12/1/11 5:39 PM
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Elbeezy1 - <img alt="" src="http://undergroundbible.com/Images/book_of_Elijah.jpg" />

And such it was, on the evening of the 1st Day, December 2011, Jobethiah Watson the Air To Surface Specialist put the first offer on the table of immortals for The Bald One - Dana (the pure and) White - to review and advise.

He sung transcendent songs of the awesomeness of the Australian people, songs made all the stronger due to teh fact they we are all top fucking blokes (and birds).

Amongst his powerful verses he emphasised the words of the incomparable deity duo of the almighty stoned one, Josepharius Roganthan and the one you hear when 'it's all over'; Michael Goldenberg, who had aknowledged the promise and faith of the Australian people as fans of thy holiest and purest of competitive sports. Even as a new entity being introduced to thy holy event of Live UFC, we were recognised for thine passion, strength and volume of our prayers and cheers. Unprecedented.

Coming into his last sections of his almighty song to the heaven, Jobethiah reminds Almighty BLAF that the love and passion of thy Australian people comes from within and for those around us, but that we are also a hardy and embracing culture who thoroughly enjoying sharing our love and experiences with those from far away - treating them as if they were brother or sister from birth.

A verse that would surely shock, but garner respect from the MMA Trinity of Lorenzo's and BLAF, Jobethiah put forth a request for his immediate flock and friends to be seated with highest priority in the epic colosseum of the universe.

In a final passionate verse, Jobethiah reiterates the plight of our people - that our love and support of thine holy BLAF and UFC is undying (along with our PPV and Fight club bills) and that we are humbly seeking recognition for such, with the hopes that if such a blessed event occurs on our shores again, we may be in the presence of truly groundbreaking and epic clashes of the GODS (of mma).

He strains and lurches forth, veins bursting with passion and pride for his people (Beep) as he speaks (almost like a true god himself) to the almighty BLAF, abruptly finishing his eloquent and persuasive chorus of pleas' and praise to demand that thy will of Dana the Whites most staunch supporters be done.

Eyes still skyward and still blazing from the experience, Jobethiah falls to his knees, his job done. The fate of Ultimate Fighting Church of the 145 Era was now in the hands of the Ultimate One himself - Dana White.

And so it was that they would have to wait. And wait they did.

This is the word of the UG, praise be to thy Kirik


<img alt="" src="http://www.everythingmma.com.au/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/pary%20for%20vic%20tyee%20front.jpg" />


Amen.
Amen. Prayer/ post of the century I believe. Phone Post
12/1/11 6:10 PM
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gibboau - I don't want jump the gun but Chael said,

“I have no fight with Mark Munoz, my next fight will be based on…I do not know how much I can say but I will be watching the TV Saturday night, lets put it that way.”

If Chael fights Bisping in Sydney, my god.

Dana if this happens the co-main can be Perosh vs a grappling dummy. I don't care. I will die a happy man. Phone Post
No we cannot settle on that. Co main must be rock solid too. Kampmann v Alves or sonnen v bisping would be a pass as co main but our main event should be absolute quality of the highest order.

Perhaps a HW comtender fight. If Brock or Reem come out unhurt we will take either one of them vs Velasquez.

I'll bet if you ask Cain and Wand to return to Aus they will say yes Dana due to the fact they have a 100% win ratio down here.

Dana is reading this and taking action I can feel it people. Phone Post
12/1/11 6:37 PM
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If the winner on Saturday fights Sonnen, loser fights Wand as the two co-main events. Then we have Kampman vs Alves and the big country fight. Then add in Ebersole or Noke in the 5th fight and we have a quality card. Phone Post
12/1/11 6:55 PM
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gibboau - If the winner on Saturday fights Sonnen, loser fights Wand as the two co-main events. Then we have Kampman vs Alves and the big country fight. Then add in Ebersole or Noke in the 5th fight and we have a quality card. Phone Post
I think so too. Lets see what Dana offers us, plus if he could give us ticket prices and perhaps a discount for UG/ fight club/ Aussie people then he may get a gift basket from us containing Tim tams, four n twenty meat pies, big M's, vegimite and a few caramello Koala's. If he in nice of course. Phone Post
12/1/11 7:11 PM
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^^IS nice. Phone Post
12/1/11 10:25 PM
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Guida vs Maynard
Nelson vs Browne
Stann vs belcher
Wiedman vs Santiago
Te Huna vs A. Rosa
12/2/11 1:28 AM
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TTT FOR AN ALMIGHTY BREAKTHROUGH AND PERCHANCE SOME DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE GODS! Phone Post
12/2/11 1:42 AM
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Any card outside the US and Brazil are always gonna be B Cards if they pick local fighters, i dont think Australia is ready to attend the event if no locals are scheduled to fight, the sport is still a little unknown imo, but i may be wrong... Phone Post
12/2/11 1:59 AM
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Crianza05 - Any card outside the US and Brazil are always gonna be B Cards if they pick local fighters, i dont think Australia is ready to attend the event if no locals are scheduled to fight, the sport is still a little unknown imo, but i may be wrong... Phone Post
Way wrong, Wand got a bigger cheer than George Sot, so did arguably Big Nog. Phone Post
12/2/11 2:04 AM
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Crianza05 - Any card outside the US and Brazil are always gonna be B Cards if they pick local fighters, i dont think Australia is ready to attend the event if no locals are scheduled to fight, the sport is still a little unknown imo, but i may be wrong...


What? So the sport is unknown here in Australia and we will only show up if local fighters are on the card? I don't even know what to say about this. I promise you it wasn't Perosh and George who sold 110. George and Noke weren't the ones who sold 127.
12/2/11 2:26 AM
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ttt for BLAF, i got my people on holding pattern before buying tickets.. no threat, just saying...decent card plz.
12/2/11 2:35 AM
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Crianza05 - Any card outside the US and Brazil are always gonna be B Cards if they pick local fighters, i dont think Australia is ready to attend the event if no locals are scheduled to fight, the sport is still a little unknown imo, but i may be wrong...


What? So the sport is unknown here in Australia and we will only show up if local fighters are on the card? I don't even know what to say about this. I promise you it wasn't Perosh and George who sold 110. George and Noke weren't the ones who sold 127.
So would you rather have a card with no locals at all??? Phone Post
12/2/11 3:18 AM
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Crianza05 - Any card outside the US and Brazil are always gonna be B Cards if they pick local fighters, i dont think Australia is ready to attend the event if no locals are scheduled to fight, the sport is still a little unknown imo, but i may be wrong...


What? So the sport is unknown here in Australia and we will only show up if local fighters are on the card? I don't even know what to say about this. I promise you it wasn't Perosh and George who sold 110. George and Noke weren't the ones who sold 127.
So would you rather have a card with no locals at all???


Locals or no locals. Doesn't phase me, I just want the best card possible. Maybe you haven't heard Dana talk about international expansion before. Just because a card is in Canada doesn't mean GSP has to be on it, look at next week with Jones and Machida as the main event for UFC 140.

This isn't the olympics, fighters nationality are irrelevant. I started following MMA when the only Australian fighters who had made it to the UFC were Elvis and Haseman.
12/2/11 4:08 AM
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Australia could sell out a football stadium with the right card.
Edgar vs Sots
Gsp vs Noke
A Silva vs Me
Bones vs Michael Clarke
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12/2/11 4:58 AM
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Barry hall by first minute KO.

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12/2/11 7:35 AM
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Crianza05 - Any card outside the US and Brazil are always gonna be B Cards if they pick local fighters, i dont think Australia is ready to attend the event if no locals are scheduled to fight, the sport is still a little unknown imo, but i may be wrong...


What? So the sport is unknown here in Australia and we will only show up if local fighters are on the card? I don't even know what to say about this. I promise you it wasn't Perosh and George who sold 110. George and Noke weren't the ones who sold 127.
So would you rather have a card with no locals at all???


Locals or no locals. Doesn't phase me, I just want the best card possible. Maybe you haven't heard Dana talk about international expansion before. Just because a card is in Canada doesn't mean GSP has to be on it, look at next week with Jones and Machida as the main event for UFC 140.

This isn't the olympics, fighters nationality are irrelevant. I started following MMA when the only Australian fighters who had made it to the UFC were Elvis and Haseman.
I get that, but i think you're an exception, brazillians woudnt attend the same way they did if locals were not fighting Phone Post
12/2/11 7:50 AM
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I would prefer no Aussies (except upper tier guys like Sots and maybe Noke) on the card. To me that seems like the cheap option and would prefer big names wherever they may be from.
12/2/11 8:33 AM
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TOOETH THE TOPPETH. ALMIGHTY WHITE ONE WE AWAIT Phone Post
12/3/11 6:39 AM
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We'll happily pay big for a quality card. You know we're good financial.
12/3/11 6:57 AM
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gibboau - If the winner on Saturday fights Sonnen, loser fights Wand as the two co-main events. Then we have Kampman vs Alves and the big country fight. Then add in Ebersole or Noke in the 5th fight and we have a quality card. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
I think so too. Lets see what Dana offers us, plus if he could give us ticket prices and perhaps a discount for UG/ fight club/ Aussie people then he may get a gift basket from us containing Tim tams, four n twenty meat pies, big M's, vegimite and a few caramello Koala's. If he in nice of course. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


Sounds good. But please give the man a real iced coffee in your gift basket. It's a farmers union or it's nothing. Chuck some coopers pale ale in to seal the deal aswell
12/3/11 8:50 AM
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^^^ yeah ok we can chuck in a farmers union or two.

Fellow Australians, I'm hearing rumours of chael v bisping should the count get through mayhem.

What do you think of that? With the inclusion of Kampmann v Alves and possibly wand fighting, I think it could shape up into something.

Dana has not yet visited this forum and I believe it's because he wants to sort out some documents and draw up a few drafts of different cards for us to choose from.

We must be patient for I foresee great things for 145. And I foresee us sitting cage side with free tickets Dana gave the Aussie UG'ers, toasting each other with plastic beer filled cups and for some reason we are also eating large chicken drumsticks, like kings of yesteryear.

Make it happen Dana, open your heart and deliver the goods to our country and we will give you pics of Lara Bingle topless.

Lara who you say?....you'll see...you'll see if you play your cards right that is.
Balls in your court Dana. Phone Post
12/3/11 9:55 AM
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Jobe Watson the Bomber - ^^^ yeah ok we can chuck in a farmers union or two.

Fellow Australians, I'm hearing rumours of chael v bisping should the count get through mayhem.

What do you think of that? With the inclusion of Kampmann v Alves and possibly wand fighting, I think it could shape up into something.

Dana has not yet visited this forum and I believe it's because he wants to sort out some documents and draw up a few drafts of different cards for us to choose from.

We must be patient for I foresee great things for 145. And I foresee us sitting cage side with free tickets Dana gave the Aussie UG'ers, toasting each other with plastic beer filled cups and for some reason we are also eating large chicken drumsticks, like kings of yesteryear.

Make it happen Dana, open your heart and deliver the goods to our country and we will give you pics of Lara Bingle topless.

Lara who you say?....you'll see...you'll see if you play your cards right that is.
Balls in your court Dana. Phone Post
AND SO THIS HUMBLE PRIEST SAYETH TO THE TOPPPPPP! Until he is sobered enough to recreate a other small chapter from the book of Kirik. (sonnen/Bisping.. Mehhhhh, kinda) Phone Post

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