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1/4/12 11:29 PM
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Jack Carter
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A bank lady handed me a wrapped Christmas gift today. Obviously it was Hawaiian Host Macadamia Chocolates, endorsed by Glen Mideros.

I open that shit up and ate the whole thing within 3 minutes. Now I feel like shit. I have to skip dinner because of the incredible caloric intake I just gobbled down.

Why would somebody give this as a gift? It's a cop-out!

Give me a $10 gift certificate to Zippys so I can buy dinner, don't give me Hawaiian Host Chocolates that will add extra shit calories to my diet!

Nobody eats just 3. You throw it away, give it away or eat the whole damn thing right away.

I hope that company dies a painful death. Phone Post  
1/4/12 11:53 PM
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JIMMYNAKS
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I wish some cunt fuck would give me Hawaiian Host chocolates.....

Instead of the genital herpes I got instead. Phone Post
1/5/12 1:08 AM
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matching his and herpes
1/5/12 3:27 AM
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JIMMYNAKS
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Sometimes I wish I could "Like" comments on here Phone Post
1/5/12 3:30 AM
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7 out of 10 locals would be in the same boat as jack
1/5/12 4:09 AM
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JIMMYNAKS
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The other 3 would be in my life raft Phone Post
1/5/12 6:19 AM
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Jack Carter
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