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2/22/13 12:49 PM
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MountainMedic -  Did we lose 1/3 of this thread because of calo's ultimate what ifing? Phone Post

yep.. lol

The whatif forum was emptied of SuperCalo threads and refilled with thread about SuperCalo

 

2/22/13 1:00 PM
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MountainMedic -  Did we lose 1/3 of this thread because of calo's ultimate what ifing? Phone Post

yep.. lol

The whatif forum was emptied of SuperCalo threads and refilled with thread about SuperCalo

 


nature abhors a vacuum and mixedmartialarts.com abhors a lack of superCalo.

2/22/13 2:43 PM
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MartialArtsMixed -  What if... Calo wasn't banned. You can imagine if you try. Phone Post

hmm.. what if Calo is the only one posting right now and its us that are banned.

2/22/13 2:47 PM
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MartialArtsMixed -  What if... Calo wasn't banned. You can imagine if you try. Phone Post

hmm.. what if Calo is the only one posting right now and its us that are banned.


hollywood ending:

what if calo never existed and we all created him for some inscrutable reason known only to our mad subconcious. 

when we no longer needed him, he simply disappeared...

2/22/13 2:53 PM
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hmm...

"If SuperCalo didnt exist, it would be necessary to invent him" - Voltaire 1972

 

2/22/13 3:54 PM
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MartialArtsMixed -  What if... Calo wasn't banned. You can imagine if you try. Phone Post

hmm.. what if Calo is the only one posting right now and its us that are banned.


After I read this I went and checked......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are still here...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OAW

2/22/13 3:58 PM
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LOAW.... PM sent to you my good friend

2/22/13 5:35 PM
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^ i think that was the first ever pm sent from a what if to what if inbox.

 

a momentous occasion gentlemen! a momentous occasion! free cherry coke for everyone on the house!

2/22/13 5:45 PM
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^ i think that was the first ever pm sent from a what if to what if inbox.

 

a momentous occasion gentlemen! a momentous occasion! free cherry coke for everyone on the house!


hooray!

2/22/13 5:46 PM
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I just went number three all over this thread .... Calo didn't make me, it happened all natural yo.

Why are the things we miss so much like the things we never saw?
2/22/13 5:51 PM
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I took this icon as my own. Who is to challenge me on this great domain of webernets?
2/22/13 6:10 PM
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^ i think that was the first ever pm sent from a what if to what if inbox.

 

a momentous occasion gentlemen! a momentous occasion! free cherry coke for everyone on the house!


lol

2/22/13 10:11 PM
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good to see all the What If Top Team icons in motion gentlemen let us spread the word all the way to Guam!

unfilter with the solid logo idea!! 2 cherry cokes for you good sir!

2/22/13 10:25 PM
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good to see all the What If Top Team icons in motion gentlemen let us spread the word all the way to Guam!

unfilter with the solid logo idea!! 2 cherry cokes for you good sir!


feels good to be part of a team.

especially one that's so nebulous, apathetic and lacking in creed, ambition and focus.

i finally belong.

2/22/13 10:50 PM
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I have pulled out a guitar, and am beginning rifts for our theme song. Since I don't know how to read music, I cannot share the details, but if I had to guess, it would be something like...

A,B,A,AAAA, BB, X,L,D,R,U,L,D,R,R,R,select, start

It's just in the embryonic stage now....

2/22/13 11:00 PM
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not for the faint of ear
2/23/13 2:51 AM
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well now ..umm bah


that dog is contemplating the future of what if. Hes in deep meditation or tired from a poop. There are only these 2 possibilities.

"What if I pooped & a mod moved it to another part of the yard before anyone even saw it?" Phone Post

hmm... i never thought of that possibility... both in deep meditation AND tired from the poop while contemplating the What If...

and mountain medic has done it again gentlemen, proven my theory down again. Theory created from brain storming sessions in the washroom over several decades.

I was under the impression that poop and meditation were mutually exclusive and collective exhaustive from a mathematical standpoint. I created a formula to showcase that these 2 events were too powetful to occur at the same time.

But as MM has point otherwise I was wrong. My theory debunked. I with a heavy heart vacate my seat as Head Chairman of the What If Rocket Science Foundation. We dont actually have a rocket science foundation but here on the what if we've thought about it... and thats all we can really do on this subforum.

*steps off podium as photographers take pictures with heavy flash*


It's possible your deep meditation is value-flawed. I know a priori, from experience, that failure to make one's meditation competitive (whether against a living opponent, or one imaginary, including an imaginary self---including Nick Diaz' imaginary pot-smoked self-caused self vs. Supercalo's naturally Hawaiian-Mexican) is a big mistake.

And I'm not one to judge, either. Lord knows too many damn times I've tried the "pure calm" approach to meditation and fucked up everything in sight, including the Platonic Forms, superstrings, tons of shit).

And that last point is what I'm driving at. "Tons of shit"...it's all poop related (though with the fairly restricting qualifier that things be, in fact, poop related and shit).
2/23/13 2:54 AM
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One other thing, I was under the impression that the rocket science foundation itself was to be launched...I might have gotten mixed up from staring into the mirror looking for the mafia, or Christmas, the number 239, shit like that, for too long.
2/23/13 2:58 AM
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Two GIANT ass dumbfuck mistakes on this forum over the last 18 months or so---

1) Dumb, DUMB, super ultra lowest dumpth-level dumbedness in the choice to make quoted posts unalterable, and, even dumber,

2) Booting Calo.

Beyond WTF?? Pettiness to an as yet-unreached level in the history of human bitterness-bitchery.
2/23/13 3:00 AM
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How the fuck are we supposed to recover from this?? Banning is one thing, but removing the posts?? Tony Soprano's mother wouldn't do that.
2/23/13 3:25 AM
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What's next, Wisconsin BJJ stops growing strong???
2/23/13 4:33 AM
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WoodenPupa - Two GIANT ass dumbfuck mistakes on this forum over the last 18 months or so---

1) Dumb, DUMB, super ultra lowest dumpth-level dumbedness in the choice to make quoted posts unalterable, and, even dumber,

2) Booting Calo.

Beyond WTF?? Pettiness to an as yet-unreached level in the history of human bitterness-bitchery.

you can alter quoted posts if you edit your post

2/23/13 4:41 AM
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Oh I know. It's just spectacularly inefficient. It might be different for blue-namers, but editing my own posts involves the deletion and reinsertion of numerous formatting symbols in the part that is my reply to the quoted post.

It's a clusterfuck, like grammar attacking itself in a language nightclub where I suddenly have to become a bouncer.
2/23/13 7:47 AM
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Ya seems like everything's easy for the "blue namers," like they have stars upon thars. What are we? A forgotten top team searching too brightly for the stars?

We never searched at all guys.. Calo's gone, I've got tenoritis, the economies in shambles , What if? ya right, sorry to be such a downer
2/23/13 8:08 AM
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Like sneetch and chong, except smoking stars off your own belly. Then they grow your own type on trees. Eggs with little televisions in them, little asterisks unfolding MLA citation text tattoos from your shoulder on your ankle. Trees with little televisions on the branch ends, with little egg shows on them. I can smell his soul through the tricks and gimmicks right off the antennae branches. It's beautifully genuine and that's the thing that actually works, never the gimmick. The gimmick is a constraint designed to force out the non-scripted soul. Same with all my mustaches and mannequins and backward purple Hitler poetry. All the beauty feet tears huffing along backwards into the aching gimmick where it all began when people were ten years old, or fourteen, and couldn't disbelieve anything yet, she said to her son, aching with hustle. It seemed like anything could happen, and still happens like that. It's where feet take us: back inside the cookie tree where the streets are cooked into jokes, grimaces, and things that were said.

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