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2/21/13 7:14 PM
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I poop while thinking, like the man in the logo. I'm not gross about it just like why do I even have to, like what's the point? Does the dog know or even care who's lawn he soils? Water boils as I toil my toils WIFTT, we can see for miles.


And wow that ees some good guam mane
2/21/13 8:22 PM
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700 sad, sad posts that will never be smelt. Phone Post
2/21/13 8:45 PM
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you MC's of the WC should install a laptop, or 'craptop' if you will, in your stool chambers, so you can share the fruits of your bowel meditations.

posting itself is pretty close to the act of excretion.  we can call it going number 3.

2/21/13 9:25 PM
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i just developed a cell phone program with apple called SHITTER.

its similar to twitter, except everytime you take a shit, the people in your cell phone network are notified. Date, Time, and an instagram shot of you on the bowl uploaded for the masses.

The program will be unveiled in 1976.

2/21/13 11:45 PM
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Did we lose 1/3 of this thread because of calo's ultimate what ifing? Phone Post
2/22/13 2:12 AM
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the mod staff just took a huge dump on the what if tonight and they want us to clean the mess.

d.i.p. calo (dump in peace)

2/22/13 3:47 AM
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What if... Calo wasn't banned. You can imagine if you try. Phone Post
2/22/13 12:49 PM
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MountainMedic -  Did we lose 1/3 of this thread because of calo's ultimate what ifing? Phone Post

yep.. lol

The whatif forum was emptied of SuperCalo threads and refilled with thread about SuperCalo

 

2/22/13 1:00 PM
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MountainMedic -  Did we lose 1/3 of this thread because of calo's ultimate what ifing? Phone Post

yep.. lol

The whatif forum was emptied of SuperCalo threads and refilled with thread about SuperCalo

 


nature abhors a vacuum and mixedmartialarts.com abhors a lack of superCalo.

2/22/13 2:43 PM
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MartialArtsMixed -  What if... Calo wasn't banned. You can imagine if you try. Phone Post

hmm.. what if Calo is the only one posting right now and its us that are banned.

2/22/13 2:47 PM
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MartialArtsMixed -  What if... Calo wasn't banned. You can imagine if you try. Phone Post

hmm.. what if Calo is the only one posting right now and its us that are banned.


hollywood ending:

what if calo never existed and we all created him for some inscrutable reason known only to our mad subconcious. 

when we no longer needed him, he simply disappeared...

2/22/13 2:53 PM
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hmm...

"If SuperCalo didnt exist, it would be necessary to invent him" - Voltaire 1972

 

2/22/13 2:59 PM
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I've thought about voting for one of those logos, but I just lack the motivation to do it, maybe tomorrow.


dont take too long. There is only a few more decades until the polls close!


^
2/22/13 3:54 PM
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MartialArtsMixed -  What if... Calo wasn't banned. You can imagine if you try. Phone Post

hmm.. what if Calo is the only one posting right now and its us that are banned.


After I read this I went and checked......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We are still here...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OAW

2/22/13 3:58 PM
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LOAW.... PM sent to you my good friend

2/22/13 5:35 PM
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^ i think that was the first ever pm sent from a what if to what if inbox.

 

a momentous occasion gentlemen! a momentous occasion! free cherry coke for everyone on the house!

2/22/13 5:45 PM
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^ i think that was the first ever pm sent from a what if to what if inbox.

 

a momentous occasion gentlemen! a momentous occasion! free cherry coke for everyone on the house!


hooray!

2/22/13 5:46 PM
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I just went number three all over this thread .... Calo didn't make me, it happened all natural yo.

Why are the things we miss so much like the things we never saw?
2/22/13 5:51 PM
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I took this icon as my own. Who is to challenge me on this great domain of webernets?
2/22/13 6:10 PM
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^ i think that was the first ever pm sent from a what if to what if inbox.

 

a momentous occasion gentlemen! a momentous occasion! free cherry coke for everyone on the house!


lol

2/22/13 10:11 PM
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good to see all the What If Top Team icons in motion gentlemen let us spread the word all the way to Guam!

unfilter with the solid logo idea!! 2 cherry cokes for you good sir!

2/22/13 10:25 PM
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good to see all the What If Top Team icons in motion gentlemen let us spread the word all the way to Guam!

unfilter with the solid logo idea!! 2 cherry cokes for you good sir!


feels good to be part of a team.

especially one that's so nebulous, apathetic and lacking in creed, ambition and focus.

i finally belong.

2/22/13 10:50 PM
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I have pulled out a guitar, and am beginning rifts for our theme song. Since I don't know how to read music, I cannot share the details, but if I had to guess, it would be something like...

A,B,A,AAAA, BB, X,L,D,R,U,L,D,R,R,R,select, start

It's just in the embryonic stage now....

2/22/13 11:00 PM
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not for the faint of ear
2/23/13 2:51 AM
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well now ..umm bah


that dog is contemplating the future of what if. Hes in deep meditation or tired from a poop. There are only these 2 possibilities.

"What if I pooped & a mod moved it to another part of the yard before anyone even saw it?" Phone Post

hmm... i never thought of that possibility... both in deep meditation AND tired from the poop while contemplating the What If...

and mountain medic has done it again gentlemen, proven my theory down again. Theory created from brain storming sessions in the washroom over several decades.

I was under the impression that poop and meditation were mutually exclusive and collective exhaustive from a mathematical standpoint. I created a formula to showcase that these 2 events were too powetful to occur at the same time.

But as MM has point otherwise I was wrong. My theory debunked. I with a heavy heart vacate my seat as Head Chairman of the What If Rocket Science Foundation. We dont actually have a rocket science foundation but here on the what if we've thought about it... and thats all we can really do on this subforum.

*steps off podium as photographers take pictures with heavy flash*


It's possible your deep meditation is value-flawed. I know a priori, from experience, that failure to make one's meditation competitive (whether against a living opponent, or one imaginary, including an imaginary self---including Nick Diaz' imaginary pot-smoked self-caused self vs. Supercalo's naturally Hawaiian-Mexican) is a big mistake.

And I'm not one to judge, either. Lord knows too many damn times I've tried the "pure calm" approach to meditation and fucked up everything in sight, including the Platonic Forms, superstrings, tons of shit).

And that last point is what I'm driving at. "Tons of shit"...it's all poop related (though with the fairly restricting qualifier that things be, in fact, poop related and shit).

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