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6/3/13 6:28 PM
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The Wizzle
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WE WONT sacrifice our principles for dollars and cents !!!!
6/3/13 7:07 PM
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The Wizzle
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or will we????






























*grins slyly*
6/4/13 10:07 AM
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I'd buy that for a dollar - skeezer who thinks what if forum is for sale and cheap. Phone Post 3.0
6/6/13 2:55 PM
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lest us never forget! the enigma of the super moose.

7/19/13 3:43 PM
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*jumps into a pool of Vaseline*

*walks out lubricated*


You, a dime piece, and a magnificent claw bathtub full of crisco oil that's been nicely warm.

You should get something like this for like a day and a half:

 

You deserve no less sir.  Da Vinci, Rembrandt, Picasso and countless other masters stop rolling in their graves for a bit when you put something new out.

 

Occupy What If...

 

 

7/19/13 4:19 PM
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I came here to occupy but I'll be damned if I'm not staying for that last Asian chick.

7/19/13 7:39 PM
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The Wizzle
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dese nuts would occupy her mouf







8/14/13 2:42 AM
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what.... if?

8/14/13 4:52 PM
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The Wizzle - dese nuts would occupy her mouf








*loaw and the wizzle fist bump over statement*

9/12/13 9:35 PM
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Soooooo. 

Rather than bore anyone with a series of pointless anecdotes about my life consuming new job, i'll just present them to you as the track listing for a fictional country and western album tentatively entitled, Failure May BeYour Style.'

1.  Old Man Sabotage

2. Xylophone Of Pain (Your House Keeps Hurting Me)

3. Stop Touching My Dinger So Much

4. Fat Girl Breaks An Ankle

5. Iowa Will Kill You (Ass First)

6. Hot Hog Piss

7. Get Out of the Attic Before My Wife Gets Home

8.  It Worked 'til It Quit 

9.  Mother-In-Law Shits The Bed.

10.  I Live In A Hotel And Pay My Boss To Work

And many more.

9/12/13 9:45 PM
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damn it unfilter its good to see you back soldier! I was wondering where you were. Good to see you back bud!

was tito not posting causing too much streets, or judging by your track listing was their trouble in paradise?

9/12/13 9:57 PM
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edit: meant stress not streets

long live the WHAT IF FORUM!

9/12/13 10:03 PM
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damn it unfilter its good to see you back soldier! I was wondering where you were. Good to see you back bud!

was tito not posting causing too much streets, or judging by your track listing was their trouble in paradise?


Little from column A, little from column B.  

Calumny, igonominy and disgrace.  Craziness and laziness until chaos became synonomous with monotonous.  This new job which is a little like joining an intramural hockey team that turns out to be a bunch of jaded ageless vampires and the next thing you know, youre one of them.  Feasting on innocents and unable to bear the stench of sunlight.

 

Missed you too buddy.  There might be plenty of fish in the sea but theres only one man cetacaeous enough to LOOKOUTAWHALE¡¡!

9/12/13 10:23 PM
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*unfilter and lookoutawhale set a Guiness World Record for longest hug at 88 minutes*

http://i.imgur.com/tgtbqAM.gif

9/12/13 10:48 PM
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*unfilter and lookoutawhale set a Guiness World Record for longest hug at 88 minutes*

http://i.imgur.com/tgtbqAM.gif


*There is one hurdle in their record setting attempt.  The greased up asian hottie from page 33 causes pants to stir.  Hard-ons collide, mid hetero embrace, like two massive and pendulous crane swinging girders.  Suddenly things arentso easy to explainand everything goes bell shaped.  Even the air is turgid.  The crowd starts chanting, seemingly even against their own will 'KISS.  KISS.'  

Then somebody lets slip a cute little fart, so startling in its innocence that all tension is broken up like bacon gease giving way to the cleansing power of dish soap.  Our heroes easily prevail the remaining 87 and 1/2 minutes.*

9/12/13 11:08 PM
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it was difficult but we managed to power our way through it.

9/12/13 11:15 PM
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lookoutawhale -

it was difficult but we managed to power our way through it.

Don't try to act like that "re-attachment" took.

You're not fooling anybody Phone Post
9/12/13 11:27 PM
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i soldered my testicles to the groin area for extra reinforcement.

My balls swing from side to side gracefully like the pendulum of a grandfather clock but yet maintains the chic style and pizzaz of Uruguayan runway model.

I ironed out all the ugly skin ripples that plague other mens balls. My scrotum possesses the certain grace of an 18th century bagpipe now.

The queen even knighted it. People have to refer to my testicles as Sir Balls now. The sword ceremony was a close shave however almost leading to another injury. Queen Elizabeth II cannot balance the steel blade as she once could in her younger years.

9/12/13 11:31 PM
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lookoutawhale -

it was difficult but we managed to power our way through it.

Don't try to act like that "re-attachment" took.

You're not fooling anybody Phone Post

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.  Werent you castratastrophying everyone at one point like Axon in the movie Holy Mountain?

9/13/13 12:54 PM
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do do do do do!

*looking around*

*pulls pants down*

 

RUUUUNNNSSSSSSSS AROUND CROWD

9/16/13 11:55 PM
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*papparazzi takes photos of a nude saint storm*

The church of T, issues a "no comment" to local papers

9/17/13 12:52 AM
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*bounces quarter off of the whales taught scrotum*

*ting..*

Huh, Whadda ya know about that?

*takes another swig of kerosene from a rusty oil can*

Feels good man, feels right......... Phone Post
9/19/13 3:41 PM
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*buffers area where quarter made contact with ball sack*

9/19/13 3:56 PM
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9/21/13 5:00 PM
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The Wizzle
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*Grabs quarter(doesn't wipe) to purchase red gumball from machine. Eagerly asks LOAW permission first....'can I, can I?'

Pops gumball initiating pyschedellic descent unto a realm of unquestionable madness, the only place I know Calo still exists.,..mission complete, hoping only to salvage some sanity of my own in the process, I chew.... and chew

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