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3/24/13 12:08 AM
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MountainMedic
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Pickles......

Spicy OR Sweet?
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3/24/13 1:17 AM
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Well, sweet of course.

 

Nothin' like bitin' into that hot hamburg sandwich and feeling your teeth sink into the cold, yet gradually warming pickle. When the pickle is penetrated you can feel the tangy zest of the sugary pickle dripping down your throat, all over your tongue, caressing every inch of your mouth with it's briny piquancy.

Spicy? Why, you can get the spice in other ways my friend. A great selection of ups, both ketch and cats, contain a liberal dollop of spicing. You can spice the meat itself by adding in some Caribbean jerk seasoning, or maybe even a versatile Southwestern blend. All of this is possible, however you cannot add sugar to the patty. This would be folly.

3/24/13 8:10 PM
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I hate sweet pickles :(
3/24/13 9:51 PM
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mah gosh I could go fur a juicy pickle sliced up into strips and on top of my good ole sandwich. Indeedy
3/24/13 11:04 PM
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RileyPust - I hate sweet pickles :(
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3/25/13 2:59 PM
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I declare page 34 a dedication to pickles and farts.

Interesting fact: A pickle can be inserted into the anus to act as a cork to block flatulence.

3/25/13 10:12 PM
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^^^

I'm having some trouble with this.

Which end of the pickle do you insert? Stem or toe?

3/25/13 10:35 PM
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insert the pickle horizontally instread of vertically to achieve more surface area.

3/25/13 10:40 PM
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opinion on cucumbers?

3/25/13 11:08 PM
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opinion on cucumbers?

Soak em in brine and it's pickle time, baby. Phone Post
3/26/13 6:11 PM
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opinion on cucumbers?

Soak em in brine and it's pickle time, baby. Phone Post



"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."

"aaaaalright."

3/27/13 9:18 PM
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PICKLES ARE THE DEVIL







When they're not blocking farts or performing otherwise usual functions that is...
3/27/13 9:32 PM
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opinion on cucumbers?

Soak em in brine and it's pickle time, baby. Phone Post



"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."

"aaaaalright."

I'd like to take a little time out from this pickle propaganda to say I miss the comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg. He would have been a hit in these modern bro-movies. Phone Post
3/28/13 1:31 AM
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I can only find what if when this thread floats up in my subscriptions.

 

How's our occupation going so far?  Did we get what we want when we wanted it?

4/10/13 7:44 PM
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opinion on cucumbers?

Soak em in brine and it's pickle time, baby. Phone Post



"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."

"aaaaalright."

I'd like to take a little time out from this pickle propaganda to say I miss the comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg. He would have been a hit in these modern bro-movies. Phone Post

Frilly tooth picks? I'm for em!

4/10/13 10:42 PM
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I was for something once. From something twice. Did something thrice. Had pickles daily with rice.
4/11/13 12:26 PM
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in keeping with the mitch riff and the general theme of the thread, we should build a \whatIf thread official sandwich. 

official bread?  meat of choice?  sauce, side, toasted or plain?

for bread, i'll nominate rye.  canadian or jewish.  just to get the ball rolling.

4/11/13 12:57 PM
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"Never play handball by yourself... that wall is relentless " Phone Post
4/11/13 2:20 PM
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Does egg challah come in sliced form? Phone Post 3.0
4/19/13 1:37 AM
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4/19/13 1:41 AM
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Ima smash some shit!

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4/19/13 3:31 PM
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KevinMcAllister - Does egg challah come in sliced form? Phone Post 3.0

It does, but it's not the same as slicing it yourself. 

4/19/13 3:39 PM
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MountainMedic -  Ima smash some shit!

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imma wit u

4/19/13 4:03 PM
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For the unenlightened, you can directly access 'What If', if you wander into the 'community forums'

 

Because community is what bullshit is all about.

 

Occupy.

4/24/13 5:57 PM
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The murky waters of this thread sometimes frighten me, but like a moff to a flame, I return again and again




I propose occupy strong wristbracelet. I made one out of zipties already guys(for practice).

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