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9/12/13 10:23 PM
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lookoutawhale
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*unfilter and lookoutawhale set a Guiness World Record for longest hug at 88 minutes*

http://i.imgur.com/tgtbqAM.gif

9/12/13 10:48 PM
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*unfilter and lookoutawhale set a Guiness World Record for longest hug at 88 minutes*

http://i.imgur.com/tgtbqAM.gif


*There is one hurdle in their record setting attempt.  The greased up asian hottie from page 33 causes pants to stir.  Hard-ons collide, mid hetero embrace, like two massive and pendulous crane swinging girders.  Suddenly things arentso easy to explainand everything goes bell shaped.  Even the air is turgid.  The crowd starts chanting, seemingly even against their own will 'KISS.  KISS.'  

Then somebody lets slip a cute little fart, so startling in its innocence that all tension is broken up like bacon gease giving way to the cleansing power of dish soap.  Our heroes easily prevail the remaining 87 and 1/2 minutes.*

9/12/13 11:08 PM
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lookoutawhale
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it was difficult but we managed to power our way through it.

9/12/13 11:15 PM
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it was difficult but we managed to power our way through it.

Don't try to act like that "re-attachment" took.

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9/12/13 11:23 PM
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RIP superCalo :-( Phone Post 3.0
9/12/13 11:27 PM
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lookoutawhale
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i soldered my testicles to the groin area for extra reinforcement.

My balls swing from side to side gracefully like the pendulum of a grandfather clock but yet maintains the chic style and pizzaz of Uruguayan runway model.

I ironed out all the ugly skin ripples that plague other mens balls. My scrotum possesses the certain grace of an 18th century bagpipe now.

The queen even knighted it. People have to refer to my testicles as Sir Balls now. The sword ceremony was a close shave however almost leading to another injury. Queen Elizabeth II cannot balance the steel blade as she once could in her younger years.

9/12/13 11:31 PM
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lookoutawhale -

it was difficult but we managed to power our way through it.

Don't try to act like that "re-attachment" took.

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Oh yeah, I forgot about that.  Werent you castratastrophying everyone at one point like Axon in the movie Holy Mountain?

9/13/13 12:54 PM
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do do do do do!

*looking around*

*pulls pants down*

 

RUUUUNNNSSSSSSSS AROUND CROWD

9/16/13 11:55 PM
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*papparazzi takes photos of a nude saint storm*

The church of T, issues a "no comment" to local papers

9/17/13 12:52 AM
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*bounces quarter off of the whales taught scrotum*

*ting..*

Huh, Whadda ya know about that?

*takes another swig of kerosene from a rusty oil can*

Feels good man, feels right......... Phone Post
9/19/13 3:41 PM
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*buffers area where quarter made contact with ball sack*

9/19/13 3:56 PM
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9/21/13 5:00 PM
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*Grabs quarter(doesn't wipe) to purchase red gumball from machine. Eagerly asks LOAW permission first....'can I, can I?'

Pops gumball initiating pyschedellic descent unto a realm of unquestionable madness, the only place I know Calo still exists.,..mission complete, hoping only to salvage some sanity of my own in the process, I chew.... and chew
10/29/13 6:30 PM
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10/29/13 6:48 PM
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LOL

11/4/13 1:23 PM
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this thread went gay.

11/4/13 9:00 PM
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*places hand on crazydaves thigh* Phone Post
11/4/13 11:24 PM
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MountainMedic -  *places hand on crazydaves thigh* Phone Post

 

*spritzes torso with aerosol body glitter*

 

*places hand on the hand on crazydave's thigh*

*waits*

11/4/13 11:50 PM
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Do you find the spray on glitter to be chaffing in certain situations? Phone Post
11/5/13 12:22 AM
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MountainMedic -  Do you find the spray on glitter to be chaffing in certain situations? Phone Post

There's a reason why glitter is known as the "herpes of the craft world."

11/5/13 2:03 AM
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Glitter outbreak takes on a new meaning Phone Post
11/5/13 4:24 PM
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MountainMedic -  Glitter outbreak takes on a new meaning Phone Post

one minute of heaven gluing popsicle sticks to construction paper and a lifelong souvenir to show for it.

11/5/13 4:30 PM
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I think that if the herp was all glittery it would be more popular. Phone Post
11/5/13 5:37 PM
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MountainMedic -  I think that if the herp was all glittery it would be more popular. Phone Post

i thought that's why they put chapstick on it; make it pop.


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