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1/16/12 5:50 PM
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MOB U2
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Cleaning on MLK day.

Found my last homebrewed beers. Never drank them b/c, well somebody else I know made them and I consider him a bit sociopathic. Anyway realized I couldn't save my beer bottlers b/c there was roach and gecko shit everywhere.

Then I saw them. The largest preggo roach I've ever seen in my entire life. And the biggest chameleon I seen in my life. I have not figured out if that's a soon to be Jackson or what. The only thing that had to consume was an open bottle of homebrew that's been in there for months.

Sorry no pics. I smashed the roach by kicking that box full of biohazard, then dumped the whole mess into the recycle bin. The gecko/chameleon is too damn elusive right now and I think is in our ground tiller.
1/16/12 6:02 PM
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 reading your post made me want to puke. 
1/16/12 6:34 PM
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i look forward to pics of chameleon. true story
1/16/12 7:18 PM
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For the record these are brews I never considered drinking, but was eventually planning to reuse the bottles b/c they have their own attached corks. I put them in my dads warehouse while I was living elsewhere. I think he got curious as to what was inside n never closed one of the bottles.

Chameleon looks as big as a damn Jackson.
1/16/12 9:47 PM
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I'll bet the Chameleon and the roaches had group sex. Phone Post
1/16/12 10:41 PM
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Wasting homebrew should be a crime....Was this a full mash or kit brew? Either way this thread makes me sad...:(
1/17/12 12:58 AM
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Kit brew man. I got this from a dude who is kinda weird. I didn't want to try it b/c it wouldn't have surprised me if he fucked with it just for kicks. I threw away another bottle and my whole backyard reeked bad.

Like I said 'sociopathic'.

In any case, throwing away the self-corking bottles made me sad period.
1/17/12 2:26 AM
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Maybe it was just full of some protein mix that someone thought would be a good idea to put in...(don't try to make protein chocolate stout, it sounds like a good idea but just doesn't taste right).
1/17/12 2:27 AM
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This would also explain the unusual growth of chameleons and roaches...
1/17/12 6:42 AM
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That extremely damn interesting. Thank you for that insight man. Two schnaps all the way.

Schnap

Schnap!

Gotta find that damn chameleon. Too fast; always getting into the yard equipment.
1/18/12 1:50 AM
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1/18/12 11:21 PM
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^LOL!

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