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A few days later, from my original email account...

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From Me to Felix *********:

Felix,

I just got back from Canada to find out you were belittling my janitor? Dave is one of the best janitors I have ever had the pleasure of working with, so you better watch your mouth. You think you are better than him or something? Big words coming from a guy who doesn't even own a fax machine. You can forget about me buying your fish tank!

Mike

From Felix ********* to Me:

good because im not selling anything to a stupid FUCK who cant even figure out how to dial a phone number!!!!!!!

From Me to Felix *********:

Please, stop harassing me and Dave. You've done enough. Leave us alone.

From Felix ********* to Me:

oh im harassing YOU? the dumbass who sets a fax to send me every 15 minutes and then LEAVES THE FUCKING COUNTRY? you know how many times that fax machine called me you stupid piece of shit you have the nerve to say IM harassing YOU? go fuck yourself you fucking fuckhead!!!!!!

From Me to Felix *********:

This is an automated out-of-office reply from Mike Partlow:

Hola! I will be on vacation in Mexico until Monday, June 17th and will not be checking my email until I return. Adios, amigos! Phone Post
6/25/13 8:54 AM
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Holy wall of text, Zero!
6/25/13 8:55 AM
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iulawmatt - Holy wall of text, Zero!
Lol I edited it out and reposted.. Can you see it fine now? Phone Post
6/25/13 9:15 AM
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iulawmatt - Holy wall of text, Zero!
Lol I edited it out and reposted.. Can you see it fine now? Phone Post

Much better, thanks man.
6/25/13 10:06 AM
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Love this thread

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6/25/13 10:19 AM
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Jored1990 - Love this thread

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6/25/13 10:20 AM
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iulawmatt -
ZeRoTZ - 
iulawmatt - Holy wall of text, Zero!
Lol I edited it out and reposted.. Can you see it fine now? Phone Post

Much better, thanks man.
Cool thanks Phone Post
6/25/13 11:30 AM
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6/25/13 1:09 PM
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lol@Sorry I'm not an astronaut with a degree in brain surgery!
6/25/13 1:20 PM
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FUCKING BRILLIANT!  Mike set the fax to every 15 minutes.  Mike is the king of all trolls.

6/25/13 1:59 PM
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Love this thread. Phone Post 3.0
6/25/13 2:15 PM
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So amazing....i wonder how many times he has to throw out the bait before he gets a bite.
6/25/13 3:28 PM
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Rantuckjr - So amazing....i wonder how many times he has to throw out the bait before he gets a bite.
Apparently a lot.. Lots of time passes between updates Phone Post
6/25/13 3:40 PM
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The troll king has returned! Lol Phone Post
6/25/13 4:34 PM
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6/25/13 7:43 PM
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I'm freaking dying here. That's funny.

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I don't remember posting this, so sorry if its been done, lol

 

Vintage Liquor
 
 
Original ad:
Collector looking for vintage scotch, rum, cognac, bourbon, etc. Willing to pay top dollar for fine bottles.
From Timmy Tucker to **********@**********.org

Hey there! I saw your ad on ********** and have some "vintage" liquor you may be interested in.

I have about half a handle of Captain Morgan's Rum, a rare vintage rum from the Caribbean. I bought this at a liquor store on Long Island in 2007, and believe that its taste has really aged to perfection. I am willing to sell this for $300.

I also have a very rare bottle of Aristocrat Tequila. You can taste the fine vintage in every sip. I acquired it from a friend who says he bought it at a liquor store in Baltimore in 2005. You can really taste that southern atmosphere in this one! Due to its rarity, I will sell this for $500.

Also, if you are interested, I have about half a case of vintage Natural Ice beer. It was acquired from a frat party I was at about a month ago. This frat has a very old history with Syracuse, and that history came with the beer. It doesn't get much more vintage than this. I will part with this at $50 per can.

I really hate to see this stuff go, but after my third DUI, the court ordered me to do a program that involves me staying sober, so I think it is best that I part with this rare liquor.

Please let me know if you are interested. I have several other buyers lined up, so I will need to know very soon.

Thanks,

Tim

From Evan ******* to Me

Tim,

You must be crazy to consider that bottom-end liquor "vintage." I am not interested and am insulted that you would even try to sell me such cheap liquor at such ridiculous prices.

Evan

From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******

Evan,

I am very disappointed that you are not interested in these vintage treasures. Every bottle and can I sell comes with priceless historic value. Please reconsider, because I don't think you will find an offer like this anywhere else.

- Tim

From Evan ******* to Me

Are you nuts? You want to sell me beer you stole from a frat, that is a month old, for $50 a can? I am NOT INTERESTED.

From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******

Evan,

I did not steal that beer, and I resent the accusation. Please reconsider purchasing this. I am a recovering alcoholic, and fear that I will drink again if I am unable to get rid of this booze. Please do not make me drink again!

Tim

From Evan ******* to Me

Why don't you just throw the booze away? You have problems, man.

From Timmy Tucker to Evan *******

WJKAJF EVAN U RUNED MY LIF. I DRNK ALL THE BOTTLE. U MADE ME CRSH MY CAR AND RUN AWAY NOW POLICE RJSGJKEW. WIFE IN HOSPTAL. i HATE U EVEN U DISTROY LIFE
12/2/13 6:29 PM
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