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2/29/12 10:06 PM
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MOB U2
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The Egyptian goddess Ishtar, was the goddess of fertility. With the inclusion of Egypt into the Eastern Roman Empire, Catholicism adopted their fertility and spring rituals into Lent and Easter (Ishtar).

Since Mayans apparently know the end of the world, I looked for the equivalent fertility goddess, and found that she is a chocolate goddess, Ixcacao.

I will now direct my prayers solely in the name of chocolate,
Cacao-mennnnnn
2/29/12 10:33 PM
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they were such dirty people?
2/29/12 10:40 PM
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16th century European Catholics?

Yeah of course. It was forbidden by law to take a bath.

3/1/12 1:12 AM
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Ixxxcacao.


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3/1/12 2:38 PM
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Genius Jimmy!

I want Jenaveve Jolie to be high priestess of Ixxxcacao, b/c I wanna put some creme on that milk chocolatety delicious face and eat out her chocolate star.

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