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5/1/12 12:34 PM
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so i'm on the flight back from vegas friday night and about 2-3 hours before i land, i start feeling nudging, shaking, poking and kicking to my lower back through the seat. i had thought a child was sitting behind me because sometimes kids and their short legs tend to not be able to bend getting caught up on the chair and to adjust, wind up whacking the back of yours.

so after about an hour of this, i turn around to say something to the parent, and what do i see? a fucking 50 something year old 5'0" local japanese (looks like a cunty school teacher) looking up at me.

me: "do you realize you've been kicking my chair for over an hour? wth that's really rude."

her: "well it's small back here and i have my bag, AND YOU'RE RUDE FOR RECLINING YOUR CHAIR!" (and scowls at me)

i start shaking, my head feels like it's about to explode,

"WTF IS WRONG W YOU? i'm bigger than you, have my backpack in front of me, and the person to my front has her chair all the way back, but you don't see me kicking the shit outta her DO U?"

her: "yeah, well YOU'RE RUDE!"

me: "FUCK YOU BITCH!" (passengers around are kinda shrinking back into their chairs and squirming--cockfaggots should be happy i'm putting this passive aggressive cunt back in her place) "does logic completely miss you? i'm perfectly within my seating agreement to recline my chair, BUT if you had told me you were cramped back there, i would've moved my chair up a bit for you without an issue. ARE YOU FUCKING STOOPID?"

at this point, i'm getting to pissed that this cunt could give a shit, that i look at the 60 something local japanese guy next to her who i assume is her husband: "YOU BETTER LEARN TO KEEP YOUR BITCH IN CHECK FUCKER!" he looked petrified.

anyway, 45min left in the flight w/o further incident until she gave it one more good kick, so i flung water over my seat on her. and at that point was thinking about following her and her husband back out to their car where i could smash him.

skip to baggage claim. she is w/ 2 other ladies of the same demographic, and teh guy WASN'T HER HUSBAND!

there is no justice in this world.
5/1/12 3:40 PM
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Old Haole guy with clearly an air of entitlement comes flying down the Kokohead trail behind my slow fat ass. He passes me and turns around to say in a snarky voice "You need to move for the people who are more proficient at this trail than you are!"

I calmly reply "It'll take the Police at least 10-15 min to get here, a lot can happen in 10 minutes..."

He leaves. Point being people are secure in their attitudes because of a false sense of security they have regarding the laws of society.

Look fuck head. I hobble my ass down these steps and throw you in the bushes, maybe I get arrested for assault. I plea down to Harassment later. I'll eat a petty Miss.

Mean while you'll think twice before opening your mouth.

I can't wait for the Grid to crash.
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5/1/12 3:51 PM
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Luckily he didn't call my bluff because in all honesty I was out of breath. Phone Post
5/1/12 5:30 PM
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I feel ya FCTV, have had this so many times in my traveling yrs, I've done the stand up and yell at them also... always fun to travel!!
5/1/12 6:34 PM
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thank you jjd. fuck those friggin passive aggressive rude bastards.
5/1/12 7:11 PM
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LOL at Naks' post.



Then LMAO at the PS!!!





At Ala Moana beach this past weekend, group of HS kids come walking by, and one dude was rolling a tire. When he gets up to the sand's edge he pushes it down the sand toward the water.....right toward two kids playing at water's edge. Another kid in his group runs after it just before it hits them (him acting nonchalant). He doesn't even realize his fren saved him from getting bitchslapped by a stranger.

So anyway, they leave the tire on the sand, and we are like "why the fuck would you just put a junk tire down on the beach and leave it?!?" DUMB FUKKIN GOOD FOR NOTHING KIDS!!!

So they are there for a while with their group of about 8 (4boys, 4 girls), and the dweeby boys obviously were feeling macho cause they were in the company of girls for once. About an hour later they started to gather up their gear to leave, not once indicating they intended to get the tire off the beach.

So i get up and walk over to them and tell the kid "You ARE planning to pick that tire up and throw it away right?! RIGHT!?!" They reluctantly say "yes". And a different kid walks down and rolls it up to the trash.

Almost fukkin went jail this weekend.
5/1/12 7:33 PM
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JIMMYNAKS - Luckily he didn't call my bluff because in all honesty I was out of breath. Phone Post
Lmao!!! Phone Post
5/1/12 7:44 PM
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FCTV808 - so i'm on the flight back from vegas friday night and about 2-3 hours before i land, i start feeling nudging, shaking, poking and kicking to my lower back through the seat. i had thought a child was sitting behind me because sometimes kids and their short legs tend to not be able to bend getting caught up on the chair and to adjust, wind up whacking the back of yours.

so after about an hour of this, i turn around to say something to the parent, and what do i see? a fucking 50 something year old 5'0" local japanese (looks like a cunty school teacher) looking up at me.

me: "do you realize you've been kicking my chair for over an hour? wth that's really rude."

her: "well it's small back here and i have my bag, AND YOU'RE RUDE FOR RECLINING YOUR CHAIR!" (and scowls at me)

i start shaking, my head feels like it's about to explode,

"WTF IS WRONG W YOU? i'm bigger than you, have my backpack in front of me, and the person to my front has her chair all the way back, but you don't see me kicking the shit outta her DO U?"

her: "yeah, well YOU'RE RUDE!"

me: "FUCK YOU BITCH!" (passengers around are kinda shrinking back into their chairs and squirming--cockfaggots should be happy i'm putting this passive aggressive cunt back in her place) "does logic completely miss you? i'm perfectly within my seating agreement to recline my chair, BUT if you had told me you were cramped back there, i would've moved my chair up a bit for you without an issue. ARE YOU FUCKING STOOPID?"

at this point, i'm getting to pissed that this cunt could give a shit, that i look at the 60 something local japanese guy next to her who i assume is her husband: "YOU BETTER LEARN TO KEEP YOUR BITCH IN CHECK FUCKER!" he looked petrified.

anyway, 45min left in the flight w/o further incident until she gave it one more good kick, so i flung water over my seat on her. and at that point was thinking about following her and her husband back out to their car where i could smash him.

skip to baggage claim. she is w/ 2 other ladies of the same demographic, and teh guy WASN'T HER HUSBAND!

there is no justice in this world.
Fucking nightmare!!!

I had sum fat fuck sitting next to me on a flight to Salt Lake City that kept busting ass the whole flight... Smelled like baby Diarriah... Everyone in a 15ft radius was covering there noses and commenting... He let's loose again with a sound like the 2 stroke engine on the bass boat warming up... I stood up and said" listen you fat fuck you have been shitting your pants this whole flight, show sum fucking respect and put a fucking Cork in it" ... People started laughing and clapping, he turned bright red and started sweating... Didn't say shit back and didn't shit his pants any more!!! Once hey no sweat, but when your O-Ring is blown and there's a constant leak you gotta take something for that... Lol... Fuck I hate people!!! Phone Post
5/1/12 8:33 PM
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i had had the refried beans and cabbage.

sorry fo dat.
5/1/12 9:07 PM
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I yell at people for throwing cigarette butts on the ground especially when im behind them on the Harley. Dont want that shit hitting me,gross. USE AN ASH TRAY ASSHOLE.
5/1/12 9:44 PM
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FCTV808 - i had had the refried beans and cabbage.

sorry fo dat.
Lol... Woulda smelled like roses in comparison... Smelt like he had been eating Brocoli and rotten tuna casserole!!

Seriously woulda placed if not won in a Tijuana toot contest!! Phone Post
5/1/12 9:55 PM
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Laws are a deterrent.....otherwise I'd be bitch-slapping fukkers everyday. If I ever lose my gun rights, lotta fuks gonna get worked.
5/2/12 12:27 PM
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What idiot flies coach? Phone Post
5/2/12 12:56 PM
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i got tricked into upgrade on the flight over. had two 80y0 japabitches yapping the entire red eye. couldn't sleep.

figured i WOULD NOT upgrade this segment.

i lose
5/2/12 2:05 PM
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Coach is the smartest way to fly. A flight is 4 hours, to upgrade is $400. I can suck it up for $400 every time.

Only exception I make is kids. Even before I had kids if some one kicked the chair and it was a kid, I'd ask them to stop or tell there parents.

Kind of in the reverse roll we were in shit Oregon and at their little indian casino (apparently that's the only "nice" restaurant in town) and we weren't dressed up because I don't and we had our kid.

She threw her spoon, yelled once and cried briefly (she got scolding for the spoon and whacked for the yell which made her cry).

Anyway on my way back from the rest room fat elephants in the booth made a very loud and rude remark to my wife that they shouldn't allow children in restaurants to which I replied they shouldn't allow fat people either, by the looks of it you don't need to be eating those onion rings.



5/2/12 2:06 PM
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More related to flying, our daughter is under 2 but we buy 3 seats because 1. it's easier but more importantly 2. we didn't do it first couple times and felt bad for the people next to us
5/3/12 4:55 AM
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FCTV808 - so i'm on the flight back from vegas friday night and about 2-3 hours before i land, i start feeling nudging, shaking, poking and kicking to my lower back through the seat. i had thought a child was sitting behind me because sometimes kids and their short legs tend to not be able to bend getting caught up on the chair and to adjust, wind up whacking the back of yours.

so after about an hour of this, i turn around to say something to the parent, and what do i see? a fucking 50 something year old 5'0" local japanese (looks like a cunty school teacher) looking up at me.

me: "do you realize you've been kicking my chair for over an hour? wth that's really rude."

her: "well it's small back here and i have my bag, AND YOU'RE RUDE FOR RECLINING YOUR CHAIR!" (and scowls at me)

i start shaking, my head feels like it's about to explode,

"WTF IS WRONG W YOU? i'm bigger than you, have my backpack in front of me, and the person to my front has her chair all the way back, but you don't see me kicking the shit outta her DO U?"

her: "yeah, well YOU'RE RUDE!"

me: "FUCK YOU BITCH!" (passengers around are kinda shrinking back into their chairs and squirming--cockfaggots should be happy i'm putting this passive aggressive cunt back in her place) "does logic completely miss you? i'm perfectly within my seating agreement to recline my chair, BUT if you had told me you were cramped back there, i would've moved my chair up a bit for you without an issue. ARE YOU FUCKING STOOPID?"

at this point, i'm getting to pissed that this cunt could give a shit, that i look at the 60 something local japanese guy next to her who i assume is her husband: "YOU BETTER LEARN TO KEEP YOUR BITCH IN CHECK FUCKER!" he looked petrified.

anyway, 45min left in the flight w/o further incident until she gave it one more good kick, so i flung water over my seat on her. and at that point was thinking about following her and her husband back out to their car where i could smash him.

skip to baggage claim. she is w/ 2 other ladies of the same demographic, and teh guy WASN'T HER HUSBAND!

there is no justice in this world.
lol I can't stand the middle-aged, entitled, passive-aggro, mad-at-life-female, teacher/ state worker type either. Hopefully your logical-lashing will save the next person who sits in front of her from getting the back pokes.
 
5/3/12 4:56 AM
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 oh ya....

TF PICS?!
5/3/12 2:42 PM
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4hr flights? Did you buy the old Concord when they retired it?

One of the few times I've actually been embarrassed by my daughter with disabilities was on a flight. She was 9 and we were boarding a flight. Just as the riff-raff of coach was allowed to pass through my daughter decided to have a tantrum yelling and crying that her first class seat was "NOT THE RIGHT ONE! IT'S SUPPOSE TO HAVE A TV IN THE ARMREST!!!". We flew home coach. Lol Phone Post
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JIMMYNAKS - Old Haole guy with clearly an air of entitlement comes flying down the Kokohead trail behind my slow fat ass. He passes me and turns around to say in a snarky voice "You need to move for the people who are more proficient at this trail than you are!"

I calmly reply "It'll take the Police at least 10-15 min to get here, a lot can happen in 10 minutes..."

He leaves. Point being people are secure in their attitudes because of a false sense of security they have regarding the laws of society.

Look fuck head. I hobble my ass down these steps and throw you in the bushes, maybe I get arrested for assault. I plea down to Harassment later. I'll eat a petty Miss.

Mean while you'll think twice before opening your mouth.

I can't wait for the Grid to crash.
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"I calmly reply "It'll take the Police at least 10-15 min to get here, a lot can happen in 10 minutes..."

That's Gangxtah!!!! Phone Post
5/3/12 7:45 PM
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 You guys are unlucky.  I pick-up a young doctor that looked like a librarian on the way to South Carolina. And on the way back I pick-up a Plastic Surgion's assistant with a large pair of bolt-on's (Blond 5'1"  DD and FULL!!). I love flying!!!
5/4/12 1:15 AM
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oh yeah, well i picked up a cold!
5/17/12 12:27 PM
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JIMMYNAKS -  Luckily he didn't call my bluff because in all honesty I was out of breath. Phone Post

 LOL! 
5/17/12 12:31 PM
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 FCTV808...the next time you fly, can I fly with you for free LOL 
I would've lost it completely. for some strange odd reason each time I get upset I see my lame M-I-L face and I just want to conduct mass amounts of harm to her. What? She started this war and I'm gonna bring it to her. Let's not bring up the S-I-L...she's nothing but a cum dumpster for married men... Too soon?
5/18/12 12:11 AM
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I wasn't going to post but your stories broke me down. So I went to Las Vegas with my cousin. We had a blast. On our way back all I wanted to do was sleep. Unfortunately for me we had some Eurotrash young adults flying behind us. They were talking some fucked up german/dutch language which is irritating enough but this was before ipod and they were flipping the stupid tray attached to the back of my seat and my cousin's seat up and down waking me up. So I gave them a glaring look finding some twenty something glaring back at me. Fucken shit. So after two more times I wake up I shout back "Stop doing that shit." The flight attendant is right there and asks me what is going on so I tell her. They are flying with their father who tells them "nein ....." German sounding shit. They stop for a while but then they start again and thats it. I elbow the back of the seat causing the food and water on the tray to fall on the girl, she grabs her brother's water to toss on me and her father swats it out of her hand causing it to fall on her brother seated next to her. The flight attendant comes over and moves them to another open seat while she is cursing me in german / dutch. Whatever the fuck her language was. I slept the rest of the way home without a problem.

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