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5/2/12 1:03 PM
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Jack Carter
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Why?

Because in the 5th grade, the entire school had to practice for weeks doing May Day dances.

When May Day came, every boy in aloha attire was paired up with a girl from the same grade in the school yard and all the parents came to watch and take pictures.

Well, I was initially paired up with the hottest girl in the class but on the day of the stupid performance, they switched and gave me the ugliest girl in the class.

Fuck May Day!!!!! Phone Post
5/2/12 4:49 PM
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FCTV808
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i never even had a chance to be paired w/ the hottest girl.
5/2/12 8:33 PM
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cause they paired you with jack carter on the day of the performance
5/2/12 8:47 PM
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Jack Carter
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alewaboy52 - cause they paired you with jack carter on the day of the performance
So true. My entire life was shown to me on that day.

If I had courage, I would have seppuku'd myself on that school yard. Phone Post
5/2/12 8:53 PM
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I agree, however for mayday I got paired with the hottest girl, whom later I dated until highschool only to have her dump me for some clown who kicked my ass 2 out of 3 times, then got her pregnant in 9th grade, she left him and got hooked on ice and now lives with her 5 kids in her moms shed sucking a glass pipe probably sucking dick for rocks and picking scabs off her double d tits that probably shriveled from all the dope shes done and wishing that she never broke my heart and thats the reason I'll never buy a tramp flowers. EVER. Phone Post
5/2/12 8:54 PM
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Large marge sent me
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Stupid whore. Phone Post
5/3/12 12:25 AM
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sufferingsuckatash
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 lol
5/3/12 8:59 AM
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junon
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woah. settle down, yeah.
5/3/12 3:45 PM
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JIMMYNAKS
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Can you text me her number? Thanks. Phone Post
5/3/12 7:38 PM
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Faxapreta
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when did the HG become a man theorpy session?

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