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5/4/12 3:11 AM
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radiobaby
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33 year old me would definitely choke out the 21 year old me.

But in all fairness, he started it.
5/4/12 3:53 AM
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I was 6'3" 190 lbs of rip fuel 10 years ago, BUT today I would crack that somma biach with the half drank beer bottle in my hands at all times, burn him in the eye wit my cigarette and kick him in the liver wit my loafer and he'd be down for the count!! Phone Post
5/4/12 4:28 AM
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Baddaddy4 - I was 6'3" 190 lbs of rip fuel 10 years ago, BUT today I would crack that somma biach with the half drank beer bottle in my hands at all times, burn him in the eye wit my cigarette and kick him in the liver wit my loafer and he'd be down for the count!! Phone Post
Hahaha! Phone Post
5/4/12 9:13 AM
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Bartholomew P Skibbenheims III
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Mix6APlix - Current me. I still have fast hands, I have somewhat of a ground game as opposed to none at all, Im stronger now that I was when I was 20 (35 now), and I have had my ass kicked enough times to not worry about it like I did when I was younger.
Same for me. 18 to 28 here. I would give the old me a cardio advantage and that's it (I smoked from 21 to 27). The current me is bigger stronger and has more experience. Phone Post
5/4/12 9:13 AM
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If I could survive the initial blitz that the old me would throw at current me then now would win. My kicks,hands and bjj are all better but I didn't care about gassing then so it was a 2 minute furry from hell. Phone Post
11/1/13 4:01 AM
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It's funny I thought about ttt'ing this thread earlier but forgot, and just now saw a similar thread on the OG.

11/1/13 4:18 AM
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Hocky Balboa
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D241 -

It's funny I thought about ttt'ing this thread earlier but forgot, and just now saw a similar thread on the OG.

I noticed that too.


To answer your question, I'd take myself down and give myself a blowjob against my own will. Phone Post 3.0
11/1/13 4:28 AM
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25yr old me would be put in jail for how badly I'd kill that 15yr old punk teenager Phone Post 3.0
11/1/13 4:38 AM
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I'm 22 now, but 20 year old me would kick my ass now and ten years before. Phone Post
11/1/13 5:06 AM
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Current me would win easily. I'd just have to take off my shirt and yell "Loook at me!!! Look upon what you become and dispair! LOOOK AT MEEEE!!!!" then the younger version would just kill himself.
11/1/13 5:10 AM
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Me at 39 vs me at 29, it would be like Cain vs JDS III, me at 39, being JDS. It would be ugly Phone Post
11/1/13 5:10 AM
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A friend of mine is fond of telling me how the old Krakkerz would kick the new Krakkerz' arse. I think he's right, although nowadays, I'd probably have an edge in biting and squirrel gripping.

11/1/13 6:59 AM
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I would definitely destroy my 13 y/o self. If prime 18 y/o rugby playing hippie didnt bumrush me i could maybe get a jab and jog victory due to past me spazzing and gassing from the adrenaline dump Phone Post 3.0
11/1/13 8:23 AM
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The current 39 y.o me would stomp the 29 y.o. I´m bigger, stronger and have 10 extra years of training...
11/1/13 8:41 AM
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31 year old me was stronger (still lifted consistently, could DL 600 pounds, etc) and fitter (now I still train, but do not mind my cardio as a separate issue) and quicker. I still have good timing and power hitting (get some pad work and sparring every week) and have a Black belt in BJJ now, so I guess old me should win.
11/1/13 8:49 AM
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I would kick the fuck out of that 11 year old faggot. Phone Post 3.0
11/1/13 9:01 AM
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My 21 year old self would whip me on my feet. Actually probably anywhere. At that stage I had an OK amount of wrestling/JJ training and was training boxing exclusively 5 days a week. Compared to now I think my chance would be to overpower my lighter self with strength and about.. 15 KG of new found fat.
11/1/13 9:03 AM
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I can't wait for scientists develop technology so we can answer these important questions! My answer is on the older one - always!
11/1/13 9:03 AM
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I work out 5-6 days a week, eat well and train. That said, the version of me from 19-26 would viciously knock the shit out of the current me in a fair fight. However, the current version of me knows that fighting fair is stupid. Therefore, new me wins!
11/1/13 9:03 AM
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I would light old me the fuck up and get the KO in the 1st Phone Post 3.0
11/1/13 9:21 AM
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If I met me in person I'd think I was so cool I couldn't possibly fight myself.  

 

Even if I did, I'd just try to let myself win anyway.

 

We both win, because we got to meet me.

11/1/13 9:46 AM
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11/1/13 10:46 AM
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I am the old me! Phone Post
11/1/13 10:54 AM
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I'm so ancient I'm gonna break it down by 30-years in decade intervals.  Like the youngsters breaking it down by months.

 

 

39-year old me was still a bit mentally unstable, and throwing violent folks out of the bar nearly every night for entertainment.

49-year old me is much more well adjusted, retired from the bar-biz, and a rancher.  Still *think* I could throw 98% of the folks out of any given bar on their asses.

I loathe to admit it, but 39-year old me takes it.

 

 

29-year old me takes both 39-year old and 49-year old by relentless cardio, insanity and vicious ruthlessness.

19-year old me, already a very scrappy, mean and experienced kid, gets ragdolled and beat to shit by 29, 39, and 49 year old me.  He learns a few crude but highly effective techniques while being beat and instantly incorporates them into his next fight via "monkey see, monkey do."  19-year old me is happy to have lost for the gain in knowledge.  Gets in a fight again within days if not the week just to see if he can do the move done to him.  Nasty little crazy fucker.

 

 

59-year old me gets my shotgun or Mini-14 and tells all the previous versions of me to "Get off my lawn."

 

11/1/13 11:07 AM
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RSGTT_SonOfJockstrap
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15 year old me was 4'11 and 125 pounds, 25 year old me is 5'8 and 185 pounds. I have a feeling this will be competitive.

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