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6/15/12 11:45 AM
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FCTV808
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it's really weird. do females practice the sounds they make in bed or is this something that just comes natural to them?

why do jchics all sound like you're stepping on a rubber duck squeeky toy, and no matter how hard or brutal you smash them, it's the same damn sound?

why do filipino chics all sound the same? wtf is that goddamh "oi" fucking phrase they make? do you get together w/ you fucking friends and decide upon a word?

why do white chics smell like elmers glue.


i need to know some answers muther fuckers.

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6/15/12 12:38 PM
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I'm not a doctor but i watch a lot of pron and I think i could possibly be a gynecologist by now. (tens of thousands of hours in training) The obvious answer to me is the genetic differences in the vagina’s of women from different cultures. The sound that is made is air pushed in from the penis into the vagina and expelled from the mouth of the female sex doll (alive or otherwise). Japanese vaginas are more sideways then european or american so the sound is much like a squeak. filipino chics make an oi sound because they are more half and half and closer the the western "OH" sound. They say if you stuff a woman while holding her mouth, nose and ears her eyes will pop out of her head to release the pressure.
Penis size also counts, the bigger the penis the more air gets pushed in and the sound gets closer to an "Ow". At least that is what i heard...
6/15/12 1:14 PM
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Some of you may be skeptical of the eyeball popping phenomenon but in 1987 Dr. Von Schmeckle published an article in the Scientific Journal on the subject. In his research he studied a hundred Puerto Rican women and found that when Puerto Rican women reach orgasm their sphincters contract and all pressure release holes close and their eyeballs eject from their sockets. This is why Puerto Rican woman make the "eye poppy" sound when they are close to orgasm. To alert the male subject to slow down to avoid a trip to the emergency room.
6/15/12 2:32 PM
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One wonders if there is there a backstory to this post?
6/15/12 2:57 PM
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Go to GW tonight and ask for a lesson on triangle defense. While defending smell his junk. If it smells like a chics then you know!

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Druef7aYCEbc&v=ruef7aYCEbc&gl=US
6/15/12 4:43 PM
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all the girls i'm with sound the same through the duct tape or with face smashed into the pillow, so I can't relate to this post
6/15/12 5:03 PM
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the backstory is PRON.

(because everyone knows i don't get lucky)
6/15/12 5:07 PM
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NOBODY gets laid from the HG. NOBODY!!
6/15/12 5:58 PM
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that's right jnak. IT'S A FACT
6/15/12 10:50 PM
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FCTV808 - it's really weird. do females practice the sounds they make in bed or is this something that just comes natural to them?

my GF makes a "NO" sound that doesnt sound rehearsed at all.
6/16/12 3:04 AM
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Ha!!! Phone Post
6/16/12 3:21 AM
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fnunderful is on FIRE!

Thank you for the precise, in-depth medical report sir Phone Post
6/16/12 4:41 AM
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You are very welcome friend. If anything I am a purveyor of truth and accurate information. The internet was invented for such discussions and knowledge should be shared!
6/18/12 5:12 AM
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I rocked it once with a German girl of Chinese ancestry. She moaned like a Japanese porno at the weirdest moments. I had time keeping it together b/c it irritated the fuck out of me.

I had a feeling I was doing a trained Asian prosti.
6/18/12 10:29 PM
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lol you hit teh samoan. whoa nelly!
6/19/12 12:51 AM
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KC is correct...pinay will get you kicked out of a hotel...
6/19/12 1:42 AM
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Pinay moaning will condemn your soul to hell.

"Oh my Gawd Oh my Gawd Fuck Fuck Fuck GAWD HEE HEEE HEE FUCK!"

Jesus never heard his father's name used so many times in vain.
6/19/12 2:33 AM
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or maybe we all shared the same sex doll and not all pinay sound EXACTLY like that!
6/19/12 3:48 AM
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oh yeah, well my pinay's breasts felt like sandbags!
6/19/12 6:49 AM
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Pordagee, puerto rican, flip........Moaner-groaner/esophogeal cacksucker/vise grip pussy/energizer bunny-batshit crazy fuck!

If I had continued fucking her I woulda had to kill the crazy bish.....eventually
6/19/12 6:50 AM
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fnunderful - or maybe we all shared the same sex doll and not all pinay sound EXACTLY like that!


No they don't all sound like that. Go with small and short girl, b/c most likely they'll have small vajays. You can also toss them around a bit and not work so hard to get them off a few times. If they're light you can have them hold guard while you plow them standing up in a sort of squat. When they come (esp if it's hard) sometimes they do a situp, which is fucking rad and hilarious!

I laughed the first time I saw Lily Thai b/c I knew a girl just like that. Except in bed she never yelled, "Like that like that like that!" Just the aforementioned phrases earlier.
6/19/12 6:54 AM
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^ I should explain that position is like 'gangster position' except guy is standing and chick's legs are in the air and off the bed. Chick has shoulders and head on bed. So if lil bitches cums hard she'll do a situp and get a workout too.

Good family fun.
6/19/12 12:26 PM
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^^Great stufff! Taking notes, my wife won't let me try any of that but my sex doll will appreciate it!
6/19/12 12:38 PM
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nail digging. i like it.
6/19/12 1:35 PM
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MOB U2 - Pinay moaning will condemn your soul to hell.

"Oh my Gawd Oh my Gawd Fuck Fuck Fuck GAWD HEE HEEE HEE FUCK!"

Jesus never heard his father's name used so many times in vain.


Not da pinger note da pinger YES DA PINGER YES DA PINGER!!

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