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6/4/13 7:02 PM
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DiazsBongWater
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IamGerardo689 - Where's your Jiu Jitsu now playboy

- Anderson Silva Phone Post 3.0
Lol Phone Post 3.0
6/5/13 3:26 AM
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Get up off your ass and get hit some more

-Anderson Silva Phone Post 3.0
6/5/13 3:32 AM
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I'll fuck you till you love me faggot!

-Mike Tyson Phone Post 3.0
6/5/13 3:42 AM
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The closer I get to the ring the more confident I get. Once I'm in the ring I'm a god. No one can beat me. Phone Post 3.0
6/5/13 4:58 AM
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"....."
-Fedor Phone Post
6/5/13 5:14 AM
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Wand had in the way back pride days. Something like ( translated)

"Everyone knows that when that bell rings wand is kicking faces"

Or randleman to tito
"Let's trade bitch"

I also LOVE that interview of bj and renzo. Two of the biggest badass s on planet earth.

"I was doin this when he was in his fathers nutsack. I WAS FIGHTING"
Renzo Phone Post 3.0
6/5/13 5:27 AM
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Wait I'm so stupid. I already posted all of those. Phone Post 3.0
6/5/13 7:00 AM
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MMA is a game of millimeters and inches; sometimes what looks so close is still so far away.
-Evan Tanner

You're never ready, you're just next.
-Chael Sonnen

If you don't stick your neck out you'll never get ahead.
-Brock Lesnar

Many opponents have many excuses why they lost, I have only one, my opponent was better.
-Renzo Gracie Phone Post
6/5/13 7:09 AM
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Nogueira on how to beat Fedor: To beat him you have to kill him twice then tip him over.

(At least I think that was Nog that said that) Phone Post
6/5/13 7:44 AM
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It's from Enson Inoue and it was posted on the main page of submissionfighing.com. He was talking about how someone would have the break his arms and legs to beat him or something like that. After I read that I knew deep down I didn't have what it took to be a pro fighter.

6/5/13 1:32 PM
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"You've got all weekend to be tired, but right now you've got to fight." - Matt Hamilton
6/6/13 3:06 PM
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gage949 - "Doctors were trying to remove two of Tuli's teeth that were embedded in Gerard Gordeau's foot. They decided it would be better to leave the teeth in for the rest of the night for fear of exposing the wound anymore. On top of that, Gordeau's hand was broken in several places. Yet the savant champion, cigarette dangling from his mouth, showed no signs of quitting." Phone Post
Year later and it's still this for me Phone Post 3.0
6/6/13 3:28 PM
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"I will beat you into a living death"

Shamrock to Ortiz. Lol Phone Post 3.0
6/8/13 8:46 AM
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Jsteven - "If wanderlei thinks I'm an easy win tell him to come see me and see how easy it is"

"I have a 167 pounds to put on your chin"

Both bj penn quotes, paraphrased couldn't remember exact quotes.

Nothing I have ever done amounts to burrito eating bj blown up and wanting a piece of the greatest killing machine we have ever seen in prime wand Phone Post
I was lucky enough to be standing like a foot away from bj when he said that into that camera at total combat in tj. I was thinkin holy shit!! He just said that on tape!! Phone Post 3.0
6/8/13 7:49 PM
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"your an expert swimmer who's never been in a pool"
matt serra to marc laimon on tuf....
6/10/13 7:29 PM
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"I want to suck your blood"

"I want to fuck chuck"

-Wanderlei Phone Post
6/10/13 7:33 PM
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screen name 2 - Reporter-Has smoking weed gotten in the way of your mma career?

Nick Diaz-Actually on the contrary my mma career has gotten in the way of my weed smoking
This one is gold Phone Post
1/9/14 8:01 PM
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"I don't think that tying a belt around your waste, or setting a world record is that important in life.

It's really about what is inside a person. How other people see you, and how you influence them."-Fedor

1/9/14 8:02 PM
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screen name 2 - Reporter-Has smoking weed gotten in the way of your mma career?

Nick Diaz-Actually on the contrary my mma career has gotten in the way of my weed smoking
Philosophical poet Phone Post 3.0
1/9/14 8:31 PM
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LOVE this one!

 

"These guys these days, they need 10 week training camps. Dude, if a guy comes and knocks on your gym and says “hey, I’m gonna’ kick your ass”, are you gonna say “hey can you come in 10 weeks? In ten weeks I’m gonna be ready for you.” What is that? That’s the difference of the guys back in the day and the guys today. The guys back in the day are ready any time. We were born ready. We train everyday, we have good nutrition everyday. You are not a warrior on occasion. You wake up warrior, you die warrior. I don’t like it. In the fights these days guys just hold you and hold you, and throw two punches and look to the clock. That is not a warrior."-Allan Goes

1/9/14 8:45 PM
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"Train by day joe rogan podcast by night, all day!"
-Nick Diaz Phone Post 3.0
1/9/14 10:18 PM
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I fight like Jon Jones, I rhyme like Sean Combs, and I got trombone sized stones like John Holmes.

-Chael Phone Post 3.0
1/9/14 10:43 PM
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“BJ is old-school. He was raised by the OG’s in the sport of jiu-jitsu. He doesn’t care. He’s not a samurai every other day. He’s a samurai every single day. He would fight anybody, anywhere, anytime.”

Allan Goes

1/9/14 10:44 PM
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Joeymarvelous - I fight like Jon Jones, I rhyme like Sean Combs, and I got trombone sized stones like John Holmes.

-Chael Phone Post 3.0

Lol

 

Rapper Mac Lethal said that first, and Chael Sonnen stole that from Mac Lethal. I already knew this, however ironically today I played that song for my son. My son mentioned something about pancakes and that video was relevent. Unfortunately it had 5 bad words in it, but my son knows if he says a bad word he's gettin ivory soap in his mouth.

1/9/14 10:48 PM
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My bad, it wasn't the pancake fast rap song, it was "your vs you're".

Song is bad ass, but if you want to see what I'm talking about, fast forward to 1:49 mark


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