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7/15/12 10:57 PM
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"It is eh strategy.." - GSP Phone Post
7/15/12 10:59 PM
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 lol @ lee murray

Bas Rutton on lucky punch

"When your intention is to throw a punch, and it connects, when does luck intervine?"

Not sure if mentioned yet

Mike Tyson- "I wanted to hit him in the nose one more time so that the bone could went up into his brain, I wanted it to go up into his brain. Because I always thought about that punch, I always listened to the doctors on television and ask my friends, and they say when the nose go into the brain, the consequence of him gettin' up right away is...out of the question." 

"My power is discombobulatingly devastating; I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm." 

"Put your mother in a straight-jacket you punk ass white boy. Come here and tell me that, I'll fuck you in your ass you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot!" 

"I may like fornicating more than other people. It's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? Know what I mean? I been robbed of most of my money, can I at least get a blow job?" 

Reporter: "They determined that you were suffering from depression, low self-esteem, and that you had problems with anger management. How have you tried to address those problems?" Tyson: "That's all they said was wrong with me?" 


One of my favorite not talked about Mike Tyson quotes=
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox. He declined." 
7/15/12 11:04 PM
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7/15/12 11:35 PM
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What? No mention yet of....

"Sometimes these things happen in MMA." Gus Johnson

I am disappoint.



7/16/12 12:02 AM
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i was down in Sacramento and i saw this girl man she was so beautiful, i'd drag my pecker through a mile of glass just to jerk off in the shadow of the last guy who fucked her - Don Frye
7/16/12 12:31 AM
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Shaq Attack - dont fear me
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7/16/12 12:32 AM
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Josh Barnett talking about almost getting into a fight at anthrax concert on the Joe Rogan podcast

"You don't know anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who can kick my ass"
7/16/12 2:11 AM
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Sean Sherk, You're Dead! BJ Penn. Phone Post
7/16/12 2:39 AM
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Here's a few other Classic BJ Penn quotes.

If you wanna know what BJ Penn is thinking, then go to BJPENN.COM.

To be the best you have to be one crazy son of a bitch and that's the truth.

I'm just going to go out there and rush him real fast and just annihilate him. You know, like a lion just bites the head off, that's what I'm going to do- Talking about his fight with Joe Stevenson.

I spent the night at a bar and he spent the night at a hospital, who do you think won? Phone Post
7/16/12 4:33 AM
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7/16/12 6:31 AM
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10Marlons -  Lazer MMA, thank you for posting good quotes.


People that try posting funny well known quotes should look for a "Funniest quote" thread.<br type="_moz" />


Yea NP I put this in my subscriptions a while back and last night was time to turn the thread EPIC!

FYI UG MY QUOTES START ON PAGE 6, the last 5 posts on pg.7 and end on pg.8

EPIC!
7/16/12 6:47 AM
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Guys PLEASE read above.

PLEASE BUMP THREAD WHEN you read the quotes

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7/16/12 7:45 AM
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Beggsie - Don't fear me, fear the consequences! <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>

7/16/12 9:06 AM
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"You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!"

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7/16/12 9:31 AM
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10Marlons -  "He blame his inadaquicies on an external source. It baffles me."<div> </div><div>Frank Mir on Big Nog.</div>

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"I am a shark, the ground is my ocean, and most people can't even swim." - Rickson Gracie
Awesome. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


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7/16/12 9:56 AM
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"True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart."


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DJmixmasterMobbie - “And all you blowhards with your blow darts can make any threats you want. And I encourage you, follow through on ‘em. Send anybody you like. But don’t send anybody you’d like back.” - Chael P. Sonnen



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7/16/12 9:59 AM
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BJ Penn on why he likes to fight in different weight classes...

"If someone starts a fight with you on the street, you're not gonna say, ' I would but your a LHW and I'm a WW'. When cavemen were conquering villiages, they didn't care what size anyone was, they just went to war."
7/16/12 10:07 AM
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GROUNDnLB - "Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe fuck you"<br><br>- Nick Diaz responding to a question in an interview several years ago <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>
This is great. Need to remember to use this one day. <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


Actually, it is from the move The Departed


"Maybe... Maybe not... Maybe fuck yourself. I like to treat FBI like mushrooms... Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark."
7/16/12 10:19 AM
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Ponyboy - "True strength is not always shown through victory. Stand up, try again and display strength of heart."


Rickson


Wish he fought more!
7/16/12 10:23 AM
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"He's just a little bitch." - Hendo

"I stand before you a humble champion... But, I'm still the baddes SOB around, baby!" - Brock
7/16/12 10:44 AM
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Nice Tiger!
7/16/12 11:22 AM
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"This is my house... I built it. I'm going to apply a submission hold... Choke him out... Help him up... Send him home." - Royce
7/16/12 11:34 AM
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VS Matt, yup....How I wanted Royce to win......

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