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7/16/12 11:48 AM
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tdunning - "I want to fuck Chuck!" Wandy Silva

Reminds me of one of my favourite movie quotes, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
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7/16/12 11:51 AM
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true that Baboo

I put lots of quotes in starting on pg 6 UG, the last 5 posts on pg.7 and more on pg.8

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7/16/12 12:43 PM
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"No, I'm Don. Bas is the ugly guy with no hair." - Frye (all below too!)

"Get Kerry's ass out of the way and we can see the fight."

"You don't want the Tito Ortiz list of excuses here. No one respects that."

"These two look like they owe each other money."

"These guys look like two hookers fighting over a loose dollar."

"That was like two hours of rough, hard sex. I need a cigarette and a tequila now."


"This guy's tough. His ears are like potatoes. Looks like he got stuck in the birth canal, had to beat him out with a stick."


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7/16/12 12:46 PM
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10Marlons -  Lazer MMA, thank you for posting good quotes.


People that try posting funny well known quotes should look for a "Funniest quote" thread.<br type="_moz" />


Yea NP I put this in my subscriptions a while back and last night was time to turn the thread EPIC!

FYI UG MY QUOTES START ON PAGE 6, the last 5 posts on pg.7 and end on pg.8

EPIC!

7/16/12 1:08 PM
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Train by day joe Rogan podcast by nite ...all day -nick Diaz Phone Post
7/16/12 1:10 PM
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Lazer great quotes Phone Post
7/16/12 1:20 PM
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"Don't hespect my brazil, don't hespect my family, don't hespect noooooothin"

"I'll have a coorslight cuz budlight won't pay me anything" Phone Post
7/16/12 1:40 PM
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BobbyBoston - Lazer great quotes <img src="/images/phone/apple.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


TY Man

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7/16/12 1:47 PM
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Anything from Tito and Ken has the potential to destroy the English language and take a dump on proper grammar Phone Post
7/16/12 3:13 PM
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7/16/12 3:17 PM
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If we fight for money I'll stop hitting you when you ask me to, if we fight for honor I'll stop hiring you when I feel like it ~Rickson

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7/16/12 4:02 PM
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 ^^ Good one, never heard it before.
7/16/12 4:31 PM
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ThatsItThatsAll - Hendo: "why would I hold him down when I could just stare him down...". Epic Phone Post
They would need to know the story behind it to make sense Phone Post

 no, no they wouldn't.  that line is gold
7/16/12 4:39 PM
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7/16/12 5:57 PM
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ThatsItThatsAll - Hendo: "why would I hold him down when I could just stare him down...". Epic <img border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;" alt="Phone Post" src="/images/phone/apple.png" />
They would need to know the story behind it to make sense <img border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;" alt="Phone Post" src="/images/phone/apple.png" />

 no, no they wouldn't.  that line is gold


Um, yea they would. The way I've played it in the other thread too U do or U don't know on a lot of the quotes. Like with Andrei talking the taste of his Johnson to Tim!
7/16/12 6:02 PM
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"He would have been better off strapping dynamite to his face -than fighting me tonight!" -terry martin

The biggest threat that he's bringing to this fight is luck." - Paulo Filho

"Yes, I am very disappointing." - Mirko

If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin" . Tito

Nick Diaz: "And nothing against that dude, except for that he is kind of a piece of s---."


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7/16/12 6:56 PM
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If you're coming, Come on! - Ty stevekt

"Sean Sherk, you're dead! - TY KingD87

"Frank Mir had a horseshoe up his ass. I pulled that son of a bitch out and beat him over the head with it!" TY God Bless Tim Tebow

7/16/12 7:30 PM
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"Guy Mezger fought me like a man. I like that man. But if we fought again, I'd put my foot in his mouth. Ha ha ha"

- Wand circa 2000
7/16/12 8:50 PM
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LOL good one
7/16/12 9:43 PM
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Lazer MMA - "Look at Tim Sylvia. He can't Move. He has webbed feet. He looks like the Swamp Thing." = Brock

"Fedors punches sound like a buffalo getting hit with a baseball bat" Pride announcer

"When I enter the ring the only thing I fear is someone steeling from my locker" - Mirko

"Tim - How's taste my big pee pee?" -Andrei

No one wants to fight Fedor, no one." - Wand


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7/16/12 9:50 PM
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Titos Cracked Skull - How's your wild thing, Ross Pointon
Hahaahahah i fuckin loved this, tuf 3 had some real hilarity. Phone Post
7/16/12 10:45 PM
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 "Fuck your mother"

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7/16/12 10:57 PM
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Not MMA but I love these...

"For the tournament it's a different Badr in different shape and a different state of mind. I can assure you, I will knock him out." --Badr Hari (discussing an Overeem rematch before the 2009 K1 WGP)

"If I meet you in the semis: I promise, you will not last three minutes with me." --Badr Hari

"He needed fucking BlueTooth to connect." --Badr Hari (discussing the Gokhan Saki fight)


7/17/12 2:07 AM
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   I don't think it's been mentioned yet but Royce Gracie after he won UFC 1

Reporter ask(I'm paraphrasing), +Was there a lot of pressure being a Gracie to win and to carry on the tradition?"

Royce in his Portuguese accent-"No. No pressure. My only worry was not to get hit. I know I'm going to win, it's just a matter of getting hit the least as possible"
7/17/12 3:41 AM
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"This ring is my world. You step in my world, you'll come out a loser. I guarantee it" -Frank Shamrock

"You put the devil in the other corner, I'm going to fight him" -Royce Gracie

"I'm Remco Parduel from Holland. I'm here to win first prize" -Remco Parduel... from Holland.

"Flow with da go" -Rickson

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