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6/19/12 7:36 PM
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FCTV808
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per mobu's request. here you go.

i've noticed a few distinct things amongst the races. regardless of race, never eat out a smoker--ashtray crotch. blech.

kimchi crotch can get up on you too

BUT white girl hippie crotch is by far the worst.


now, you didn't hear it from me, but there's a strong possibility that a friend of mine has recently come into contact w/ an incredibly scentless, clean, and glove fitting hapa crotch that isn't getting thrown back. not now.

NOT EVER.
6/19/12 8:04 PM
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Muchos gracias sir!
I fell hard for a smoker once. I never ate her out (b/c she was actually a bar girl and I wasn't sure if she had stuff like HPV or something) which I think broke the FTF deal between us. But per your recommendation I am glad I didn't. Her pornstar blowjob/fuck-style has never been rivaled.

My Chinese friend says Filipina pussy always taste like fish b/c of the bagoong. Strange that of all the pussy I've eaten, pinay being the most, that hasn't been the case for me. I've tasted/smelled fishy pussy too on occasion, but it varies. Even the well-to-do non fish sauce eating chick smells like a slab of salmon now and then.

Kimchi pussy can get musky. It's all the garlic in the kimchi. Same with white girl bread eating pussy. That yeast makes em smell bad.

My Samoan classmate from HS fucked a haole tourist from Waikiki while in HS. She forced him to eat her rank pussy out. He said he had to do it just so he could score the tang. Aside from fucking fat Samoan girls, he said it was the nastiest thing he had ever done (his words not mine!).

I think that's all I can think about right now.
6/19/12 8:41 PM
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6/19/12 9:53 PM
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Haha maybe I'm immune!

But seriously, I've never had real spoiled salmon slits. Then again, the random panty dropping didn't happen often, as I usually plan for such events. I more like, "Hey what you doing Friday? Eat nice for the rest of the week, b/c I'm gonna get a taste of you then."

Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Putrid Pussy
6/20/12 12:13 AM
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I have had onion smelling white girl. Cilantro smelling messican couch. Arm pit smelling black girl. Fish smelling filipino. And I hit those multiple times. My standards low and dick hard. Don't give a shit. Had plenty sweet stuff mainly being hawaiian and japanese and white.

Once had a half taiwanese half german girl that was the best thing I have ever had. Tight as a clenched fist, smelled like flowers. Luckily got it before it went sour. She drunk dialed me about six months later and cried about how she dropped out of ohsu in her 3rd year of med school, started stripping and got warts lol damn shame I don't think I have ever witnessed a spiral into hell that dramatic before. Shes probably turning tricks somewhere with her surgeon father fuming Phone Post
6/20/12 2:17 AM
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Finger test!!! I always check with a finger bang and a sniff of the digits! i'm with Mob, if you let her know you will be down there she should at least pay attention that day of what she eats and how sweaty she gets otherwise she is just a selfish bitch. If that is the case the finger test will alert you. In that situation, don't go down, just put the condom on and go to work. A fun game to play with a chic like that is to rip the condom on the tip after you finish when she isn't looking and just say "oh shit!". You will laugh for a few months before she calls with the "good news". BIATCH
6/20/12 6:16 AM
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lemon test frens:

grab bar lemon and squeeze on finger.

insert finger into cooch.

if she screams, it's a no go. (open wounds)

if she likes it and no flinching... good to go
6/24/12 2:59 AM
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As a scientist I am liking the lemon test. Are you doing it at the bar? Is that why the lemons are so accessible at the clubs and they keep the limes way back? Phone Post
6/24/12 3:08 AM
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it's not the lemon test UNLESS it's done AT the bar. :)
6/24/12 4:27 AM
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When i'm at the bar I just ask the guys in front of me how it was then I wait my turn to try it myself. Phone Post
6/24/12 1:05 PM
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JNaks...we are talking about pussy not urinals...STOP LICKING THE URINALS!
6/25/12 1:47 AM
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If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
6/27/12 12:57 AM
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FCTV808 - lemon test frens:

grab bar lemon and squeeze on finger.

insert finger into cooch.

if she screams, it's a no go. (open wounds)

if she likes it and no flinching... good to go


Tis genius. 2 schnaps sir!

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