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6/24/12 8:37 PM
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Lol "let war machine hit it". Phone Post
6/24/12 8:37 PM
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Would you fuck me? .....I'd fuck me Phone Post
6/24/12 8:41 PM
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Butter, 'cuz I'm on a roll!
Tap In -  I can't believe I just found out about this chick today, this is so entertaining. I passed on the stalker threads before, I'm so foolish! Here is her to-do list

OK, here’s what’s gonna happen… [A sneak peak at my To Do list for 2012]

by MICHELLE on MAY 2, 2012

  • Dr Phil show
  • Conan or some other late-night comedy show
  • big book contract $500k or more (or self-publish and get $500k+ in sales the first year)
  • Roger’s gonna talk to me again after he realizes I want to PAY him ½ of whatever this book sells for – if that’s what it takes to get his shallow ass to talk to me! Update June 2012: Changed my mind, he ain’t gettin’ a dime.
  • My picture taken with several more celebrities
  • let War Machine hit it when he gets out of jail (love the guy, but he’ll need to get an STD test first, standard procedure… I’ll also need to make sure he smells good first. You know… pheromones and all. Please God, make him smell good.) Change of plans. See my tweet from 4/29/12 re: compatibility between War Machine and me!

Is this real? Link to page? 
6/24/12 8:43 PM
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6/24/12 8:44 PM
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Is this real? Link to page? 

 All too real lol. Everything she writes is NUTS!
http://michellelopez.net/2012/05/ok-heres-whats-gonna-happen/
6/24/12 8:44 PM
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Certified pyscho. Phone Post
6/24/12 8:45 PM
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All these replies and not a single "crazy girlfriend" meme picture or the related Justin Beiber "If I Was Your Girlfriend" vid!!!! Phone Post
6/24/12 8:46 PM
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Man I can't stop looking, it's like a train/plane/car explosion in one.

First she say:
" My interest in Roger began around September 2010 after he got into a street fight in Austin, TX. The incident was caught on an infamous YouTube video that circulated the ‘net. In that fight, Roger beat up a guy who hit a girl… and from there, he gained notoriety. I saw the video, Googled Roger, became enamored over his looks – and then started reading his story. Like my obsession with the Columbine High School shootings, this one grabbed me hard… and it stayed."

Then she say (after he called her batshit crazy I imagine):
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Why isn’t Roger in jail? He viciously attacked a guy and practically curb stomped his head on the ground, because the guy smacked a woman. She was already smacked – the damage was done. It wasn’t like Roger was “defending” her or preventing it from happening. He was attacking someone after the damage had already been done. "

 
6/24/12 8:47 PM
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 I think Roger has more fans then people think.  Not only is he gorgeous, he's a sweet, humble guy.

Whatever he does in the future, I am sure he'll be fine.
6/24/12 8:47 PM
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"I'm probably the only person on the planet who can help him."

Bitches don't get much crazier than that, folks.
6/24/12 8:48 PM
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Somebody read The Secret! Predication: She's spotted driving JBJ around talking about 'goals for 2012'.
6/24/12 8:50 PM
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If "crazy" is what gets Roger's (and others') attention and gets people to think, then crazy is what I'll do. I will sacrifice my reputation, my freedom, and my safety in order to help this person who I apparently don't know . (Kinda like him sacrificing his life to help a woman he didn't know in that street fight, huh?)

pycho stalker bitch Phone Post
6/24/12 8:50 PM
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 Oh no I've become HER stalker! Oh well, well worth it.

"I didn’t choose to write this book. I didn’t choose to be interested in Roger Huerta. This “stupid crush” came to me out of no where. I even tried to squash it months before I met him in person, because I was annoyed by it. That didn’t work.

It was as if God himself, or the universe insisted I go in this direction. Things just kept magically happening, making it really easy for Roger to suddenly be in my life despite his hardcore policy of letting nobody into his circle."

6/24/12 8:51 PM
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This keeps getting better!

6/24/12 8:53 PM
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 "The truth is, I’m more attracted to his adversary. I think all of this craziness had to happen in order for me to get close to War Machine.


But WM and I don’t connect on an emotional level… so I can tell you right now, I wouldn’t bang him either. He’d have to rape me, and it’d be a hot rape scene… but that’s not the point."

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I just received a smaple chapter copy of her book via email

*begins reading*
6/24/12 8:57 PM
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I'm so glad I've skipped over previous threads on this subject until now.

A fucking treasure chest, this is.
6/24/12 8:57 PM
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I can't lie to the UG, I would like to plow this women. I have a feeling, a strong one at that, that it would be hell of a ride.


LOL@ her thinking she can help the guy. What could he have done?

Drugs
Porn
Womanized
Lied
Stole

He can't get help until he hits rock bottom and even then it's on him.

You want to help people, girl?

Go buy some childrens books at your local book store.
Go to local childrens hospital.
Read stories to terminally ill children.
No-profit though, except on the inside.


I guarantee you feel better after that. Also, you would actually be making a difference in someones life.


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Michelle just leave Roger alone now. I don't see how either of you have anything to gain from this. Phone Post
6/24/12 9:01 PM
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You guys gotta check out her webpage, someone put the link up. It's like a combination of hilarity and pity Phone Post
6/24/12 9:06 PM
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Holy batshit crazy.... Phone Post
6/24/12 9:09 PM
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I looked at Roger and he looked at me. “Michelle,” he said, nodding.
I stood next to him and stared straight ahead. He put his hand on my waist and pulled me closer to him. I was keenly aware of his hand, and how close his body was next to mine, how warm he was. I put my hand on his back, but my fingers only lightly touched him.
6/24/12 9:09 PM
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6/24/12 9:10 PM
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 "OK then, if Roger won’t go in the direction of his fear, then I will. Because I am done being a coward. Fuck MY fear.

Sue me. Rob me. Choke me.
Break into my house.
Rape me.
Shoot me.
Kill me.
Break my heart.
Take all of my money.
Destroy my reputation.
Slap me.
File a restraining order against me.
Call the cops on me.
Block me.
Incarcerate me.
Or just do an interview interview with @MiddleEasy that I’ll never watch."

6/24/12 9:11 PM
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*jacks furiously*

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