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7/10/12 11:07 PM
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bbomber
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 Hey folks, something hilarious happened to me a while ago and I've been meaning to post it here for a while.  I got a strange message from a guy I don't know challenging me to a fight.  At first I thought it was a joke.  Then I googled the guy's name.  You know the famous "UFC poser" picture of a guy wearing UFC gloves and a Tapout hat? (google "UFC poser" now if you don't know what I'm talking about, you'll recognize it).  Yep, that guy challenged me to a fight. Doing a little research I found out that he talks a real big game, but has never actually fought.  Turns out I used a picture of him on a blog post I wrote a few years ago talking about wanabe fighters.  Somehow he found it and was pissed, so challenged me to a fight.  Here is the back and forth of me keeping him on the line, and him keeping me entertained for a few days.  This is the transcript in it`s entirety, nothing has been added or ommitted.  Enjoy.

 
7/10/12 11:10 PM
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    • I heard ur lookin for a fight? What weight pussy?

  • June 11
    Brent Fryia
    • Please... Don't waste my time

    • I wanna teach you something. Ur 135 u wanna meet me at 70? My fuckin girl's biigr then u homo. Ur a fuckn wannabe fighter, stick to teaching, poser, I've been training for the last 8 years.

  • June 11
    Brent Fryia
    • Haha, that's cute young fella. You know you're the joke of the internet right? Training 8 years? Show me some of your fights dude! Maybe I can learn something! I just watched a video of you sparring and the only person you are a danger to is yourself. And yes, I bet your girl IS bigger than me. Probably by a solid hundred pounds.
      Let me get this straight, you called me a homo and a wannabe, but you want to prove yourself by fighting me? I'll let you think about that for a minute. Don't hurt yourself.

    • FIGHT ME FAGGOT!! U have no talent what so ever.

    • I'll knock you out in round 1, and I will wring my "I have a black belt in UFC" shit.

    • I'll throw a low kick and hit u in the jaw, u hobbit lookin faggot. I feel sorry for anybody who knows you.

  • June 12
    Brent Fryia
    • Well, you obviously can't fight, but at least your messages are entertaining. Thanks for the laughs, you've really brightened my day. I normally wouldn't waste my time on someone like you, but I'll make you a deal; come up to my gym and we can fight. I normally get paid to beat people up, but just for you I'll do it for free. When you wake up I'll even let you take a few classes for free at my gym. You'll have to start in the beginer class though So do we have a deal? You can even "wring" your fat girlfriend to hold your UFC blackbelt.


7/10/12 11:11 PM
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    • I don't fight for free, u dumb motherfucker. Nobody thinks ur good u look like a real life troll. If I ever see u at an event in NE ur getting ur face kicked in funny guy.

    • since u don't wanna fight, don't run ur fuckin mouth about peole then tell them ur a bitch when comfronted.

    • Just know i'm an incredible fighter, I have Real life problems and issues so I haven't human cock fought yet, but keep runnin it u Mr. MMA faggot. UFC is gay., u understand? MMA is for virgins, I'l catch u legally though if I see someone callin me a poser again.

    • whats the address and # to ur Canadian cocksucking McDojo?

  • June 12
    Brent Fryia
    • Oh man, I hope you keep writing, this is the most entertainment I've had in a long time. Of course you don't fight for free. . . You don't fight at all.
      Let's be clear. YOU challenged ME over the internet. I didn't say I wouldn't fight you, I just said that as a fighter with a 6-2 pro record I'm not going to fight a keyboard warrior who has zero fights. If you find a promoter who will do this fight we can do it, but be realistic in the fact that promoters will say the same thing as me. Why would they waste their time on a poser with no fighting experience? If you think I'm running my mouth you should go back and read this thread. Your internet threats scare me about as much as Santa Clause because I know there's as much chance of you actually fighting someone as there is of him showing up at my work tomorrow. I guess I'll have to take your word that you're an "incredible fighter". In the meantime, you can google videos of me beating people for real. And by "for real" I mean real life. You should try visiting there sometime.

 
 
7/10/12 11:14 PM
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    • STFU I'm not reading all that, if I see u I see u. Contact burlington Brawls if u wanna fight me. eace, loser. I'll send u back to teaching and u'll be know as the guy who lost to "MMA poser".

  • June 12
    Brent Fryia
    • Yeah, sorry for using all of those big words. If I want to fight you?! You were the one who challenged me and now you're tucking and running when I told you to put your money where your mouth is. Getting scared? Put up or shut up. Stop wasting my time.

    • call who I told u, and gain some weight. I'll autograph ur shorts after I Knock you out with the first punch I throw.

  • June 12
    Brent Fryia
    • I'll try this one more time and I'll saybit as simplyvas I can to see if I can make a spark of understanding between your two remaining brain cells. YOU CALLED ME OUT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. That means if you actually want to fight YOU make it happen. If you don't you are just one of a million internet tough guys who talk tough but never actually follow through with a fight.

    • U used my picture for some Lolly garbage post on a cheap website, it came back to me.. faggot do u know who I am?

  • June 12
    Brent Fryia
    • Nope, didn't have a clue who you were until you messaged me and I googled your name. Then I laughed. I don't have a clue what you're talking about or what a "lolly garbage post" is. Not sure why keep calling me a faggot. Why are you so concerned with someone else's sexuality? Preoccupied? Interested?

    • well keep ur mouth shut u fuckin keyboard warrior, easy to talk about someone online, not so easy fighting me though I promise u bitch, I'll meet and beat u at the highest weight u want, u elf lookin 135 pound queer.

    • if I fought at 135 my father would sap me.

    • ur not a man.

   
7/10/12 11:15 PM
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    • Listen dude, at first I thought this was a joke account, then I just thought you were hilarious and now I kinda feel bad for you because you obviously have some things to deal with other than fighting.
      Here's a few tips that are 100% honest. Stop taking yourself so seriously. Learn to have a laugh at yourself and you won't seem so insecure. Stop trying to act like a tough guy. The best fighters in the world don't talk as tough as you do, even though they could. Instead of acting tough, go join a legit MMA gym and start training. It will humble you and you'll realize that there is more to MMA than wearing Tapout gear. After you do all of that, go find yourself a legitimate fight instead of talking trash to people on the internet that live thousands of miles away from you and won't ever see you. A real fight is fun, a little scary and it will give you a sense of purpose.
      Good luck chum

    • u have no mentality, I'll fuckin kill you. Call Burlington brawls, ask them about me, book a fight at catch-weight cuz ur a midget, and they'll call me.

    • I'm not reading all the bullshit u write, ur inferior.

  • June 13
    Brent Fryia
    • Well good luck then, fella. I get the impression you're the kind of guy who might benefit from some reading.

    • I'm gonna fuck u up...

  • June 13
    Brent Fryia
    • Mmm-hmmm

7/11/12 7:05 AM
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Thanks bomber...sitting at the Hong Kong airport, laughing out loud while I read this. Made my day. I'd buy a ppv for this fight! Phone Post
7/11/12 1:37 PM
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7/11/12 1:39 PM
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7/11/12 4:30 PM
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Just checked out his facebook page.

Work:

Grinding 24/7



fucking lol
7/11/12 9:42 PM
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 I think that guy eats paint chips.
7/12/12 1:31 PM
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Is that the guy? Phone Post
7/12/12 10:24 PM
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 Yes, that's the guy.  Too unny to take seriously.


...

Then again, I do have a tough time finding fights...
7/13/12 11:16 AM
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lol good read! I take it he lives in Burlington? Julio Fernandez my good friend and head instructor runs that show :)

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