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7/19/12 3:03 AM
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JIMMYNAKS
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Anybody use the Kokohead trail to supplement their fitness?
any fitness experts have any advice on how to improve one's time up this trail or maximize the beifits of hiking it?

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7/19/12 4:11 AM
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FCTV808
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less trail. more roll w/ me.
7/19/12 5:04 AM
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MOB U2
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Quite easy my fren.

Immerse yourself in a near escapable quagmire.

For instance, the night before watch a lot of WWI movies. Imagine you are an Allied soldier storming the beaches of Normandy. On another monitor simultaneously, watch a lot of porn and keep edging all night like a masturbatory jihadist. Next day attack with that mindset and raging boner.

At the break of dawn advance the hill with a siege mentality. Stop under at the 'bridge' and hide under the train track. Keep a steady dry hump to keep a full sack and raging boner. You will taste glory soon my friend. In the meantime rub yourself in military camo paint b/c you are a soldier on a mission.

Round noon a lot of skin-showing hotties go up. Once they past the bridge, ascend like a madman on that Normandy beach and advance! Look at that ass and know you will plow through them like a Mongol horsemen impregnating the entire Central Asian steppe. You will be a king soon my friend trust.

Before said hotties reach the top, you will blaze past them. Right before they taste glory and reach the end, jump out like the assassin you are and whip your dick out and masturbate on their faces, spraying them temporarily blind.

If any men try to step in mace them hard.

Run down hill fast. If any white knight tries to follow, run to the gun range and you will find HG men who will secure your safety.


May Crom be with you.
7/19/12 5:04 AM
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Quite easy my fren.

Immerse yourself in a near escapable quagmire.

For instance, the night before watch a lot of WWI movies. Imagine you are an Allied soldier storming the beaches of Normandy. On another monitor simultaneously, watch a lot of porn and keep edging all night like a masturbatory jihadist. Next day attack with that mindset and raging boner.

At the break of dawn advance the hill with a siege mentality. Stop under at the 'bridge' and hide under the train track. Keep a steady dry hump to keep a full sack and raging boner. You will taste glory soon my friend. In the meantime rub yourself in military camo paint b/c you are a soldier on a mission.

Round noon a lot of skin-showing hotties go up. Once they past the bridge, ascend like a madman on that Normandy beach and advance! Look at that ass and know you will plow through them like a Mongol horsemen impregnating the entire Central Asian steppe. You will be a king soon my friend trust.

Before said hotties reach the top, you will blaze past them. Right before they taste glory and reach the end, jump out like the assassin you are and whip your dick out and masturbate on their faces, spraying them temporarily blind.

If any men try to step in mace them hard.

Run down hill fast. If any white knight tries to follow, run to the gun range and you will find HG men who will secure your safety.


May Crom be with you.
7/19/12 6:17 AM
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I always see bitches from fb and instagram posting their "hiking" pics from Kokohead.

That's pretty much all i have to offer on the subject.
7/19/12 12:31 PM
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FCTV808 - less trail. more roll w/ me.


THIS is the never ending peak! You keep looking up and and thinking "i'm still not there..."

Jimmy my advice to you is to stop bull shitting with people on the trail! Less talk more walk!
7/19/12 5:03 PM
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Sgt. Slaphead
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I thought about checking out that hike, but it being a straight shot has me worried about coming down......is it hard on the knee/hip? I do gulches and ridges, but it's never a straight down direction. Need something interesting to do at waddling speed since the doc recommends I don't run my fat ass around.......but then again he also recommended I not train either LOL!


*goes for faggoty .5 mile 20 min run
7/19/12 9:34 PM
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JIMMYNAKS
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FCTV808 - less trail. more roll w/ me.


My butt just clenched
7/19/12 9:34 PM
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FCTV808 - less trail. more roll w/ me.


THIS is the never ending peak! You keep looking up and and thinking "i'm still not there..."

Jimmy my advice to you is to stop bull shitting with people on the trail! Less talk more walk!


The Moke guy wanted to know if I did Jiujitsu! I dodn't want to be rude!
7/19/12 9:36 PM
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True FNUNDERFUL story,

Guy walking up singing and being obnoxious, FNUNDERFUL says "If you got enough energy to sing THAT badly, you've got enough energy to go up this trail faster!"

LOL!
7/19/12 10:31 PM
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I was just trying to steal his chick...she was hotter than the one i brought!

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