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9/11/12 6:33 PM
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...prom night.

Michael Bisping has stepped up his trademark trash-talking ahead of UFC 152, calling Greg Jackson a "smug git" while promising to "mince Brian Stann's arse like burger meat."

Bisping and Stann head into a vital middleweight encounter on September 22, with the winner propelling himself towards a title shot. For Bisping, a shot at Anderson Silva would be the culmination of over a decade's hard work.

The Brit has been asked in the build-up to the event, which is headlined by Jon Jones v Vitor Belfort, if he is concerned by Stann's link to coach Jackson. However, Bisping is largely unimpressed by Jackson and questioned whether the pair were actually working together for the fight.

"From what I understand, Stann isn't training with Jackson anymore," Bisping told Yahoo! Sports. "But who the hell cares either way? Come on, guys. Just because Stann trained with some smug git from New Mexico who can quote the Ninja Turtles, doesn't mean he's got some mystical insight to beat me.

"Listen, Greg Jackson has a smug grin on his face when his gameplans go well, but when they go tits up he's not there going: "Well, blame me, folks. The fighter just followed my stupid ideas."

Turning his attention to Stann, Bisping once again picked holes in the American's overall game. Bisping had previously said Stann "looked like a jiu-jitsu white belt" against Chael Sonnen, and he doubted his rival's title credentials again on Tuesday.

"Brian Stann isn't a fighter who can follow through with a sophisticated strategy. I mean this with all due respect for a guy who is clearly a powerful athlete, a determined guy and who hits like a truck but Stann is not a massively talented fighter.

"I know what he's going to do. He is going to throw a leg kick - like he always does - and try to take my head off with a right hand. And, hey, Stann can do it; I have a good chin but Stann can knock anyone in the division out with his power.

"But that's not going to happen. A stupid mistake aside, I mince Brian Stann's arse like burger meat nine times out of 10. I've not seen too much evolution in his game. He's the same guy, someone who will always be dangerous but isn't a top talent in the division and never will be.
"Stann has talked big about how he's going to put me to sleep. Well, that's a fact. I can't avoid it. None of us can. Brian is going to tell some more deathly boring old war stories at the pre-fight press conference, and we are all going to be in for a snooze.

"I was kicking arse in the UFC when Stann was peeling potatoes, shining shoes and getting called a "maggot" by some red-faced sergeant in the Marines. This isn't warfare, this is MMA, and I'm better at it than Brian Stann will ever be. On September 22, Brian Stann is getting knocked out - fast. He won't last as long as a virgin on prom night."


http://www.espn.co.uk/ufc/sport/story/169793.html#HzKWI07C0HEcuTwe.99

Brutal and hilarious honesty from The Count once more.
9/11/12 6:37 PM
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lol, back in the day I couldn't stand Bisping. Now I love him because he's kinda like Sonnen, but he really means it ha
9/11/12 6:42 PM
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The Nastyness - lol, back in the day I couldn't stand Bisping. Now I love him because he's kinda like Sonnen, but he really means it ha

I feel the same way, Bisping has seriously won me over!
9/11/12 6:46 PM
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I've always like Bisping and never got the hate, Hammil decision aside. Always a hilarious interview Phone Post
9/11/12 6:48 PM
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Does anyone else think Greg Jackson looks somewhat like an orc??
9/11/12 6:50 PM
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now the USA are getting to know the bisping we brits always have.. hes a funny guy
9/11/12 6:54 PM
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The Nastyness - lol, back in the day I couldn't stand Bisping. Now I love him because he's kinda like Sonnen, but he really means it ha

I feel the same way, Bisping has seriously won me over!
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9/11/12 6:55 PM
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dana loves anyone who'll talk shit about greg jackson.

wanna make money in the ufc? hate on whoever dana is hating.



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9/11/12 7:02 PM
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I agree, Bisping is pretty entertaining but he comes close to crossing the line. Talking about falling asleep while Stann tells a boring war story? Unnecessary IMO. The guy is a hero and deserves a little more respect when speaking about his past accomplishments. Other than that, funny stuff. Phone Post
9/11/12 7:17 PM
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Bwahahahahahahahaha!! These comments from Bisping are outstanding!! Mike's hilarious.

The thing is, all of this is tongue in cheek. He's hyping a fight. Phone Post
9/11/12 7:19 PM
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Mike wins the UG for today. Well done Phone Post
9/11/12 7:20 PM
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Pretty low bisqueen taking shots at a man who has the balls to fight for his country. If bisqueen was ever in combat he would be cowering like a bitch.
9/11/12 7:22 PM
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AhYeah - Pretty low bisqueen taking shots at a man who has the balls to fight for his country. If bisqueen was ever in combat he would be cowering like a bitch.
How does this mongo have a 29 vtfu balance? Phone Post
9/11/12 7:24 PM
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Bet they are proud of him by talking smack about those who have served.
9/11/12 7:27 PM
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AhYeah - Bet they are proud of him by talking smack about those who have served.
You understand hype don't you? Controversy etc.

I guarantee Mike respects the military more than most. Phone Post
9/11/12 7:27 PM
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Someone insert Bisping almost dying.
9/11/12 7:30 PM
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So, he wants to explode on Stann's face then says mince his ass and then says he won't last as long as a virgin on prom night?

I think Bisping's trying to hint at something here. Phone Post
9/11/12 7:31 PM
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Wow, if this turning tide continues maybe Mike will venture back onto the UG. I like this new, improved, more respectful UG!
9/11/12 7:38 PM
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I've become a big fan. We need GSTQ and the rest of the UKTT back.

9/11/12 8:05 PM
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Bisping is far better at trash talk than Sonnen.

His aren't scripted or rehashed old pro wrestling promos.

They also reflect his actual personality. Phone Post
9/11/12 8:31 PM
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 who will get injured and pull out of the fight first?
9/11/12 8:43 PM
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Bisping is bang on here.
9/11/12 8:48 PM
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So they are going to dance awhile first? Phone Post
9/11/12 8:59 PM
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 When Bisping was "kicking ass in the UFC", Stann was destroying platoons of shit-eating Taliban scum with precision marksmanship, air support, and enlisted Jarheads.  This trash talk is entertaining, but all joking aside, nothing Bisping says leading up to this fight will penetrate the leather skin of Captain Brian Stann -- and while this fight could definitely swing in the favor of the count -- I hope it doesn't.  I hope he gets his block knocked off just like he did when he faced Hendo, and almost like he did when he faced Wand.  

WAR Brian Stann.  Marine.  Samaritan.  Role model.  




9/11/12 9:04 PM
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Bisping should be an overwhelming favorite in this fight but he tries for an early finish he's an idiot. Stann's only chance of winning is a heavy power shot via hook, if Bisping is smart he'll stay on the outside and win an easy decision. Unless Stann gasses, finishing him should be out of the question.

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