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10/10/12 11:26 AM
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Pics / Memes / Comics / Stories / Videos (or whatever...)

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10/10/12 1:31 PM
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10/10/12 3:20 PM
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Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped out and clocked him with radar. Bob pulled over like a good citizen; recalling Rodney King and recent illegal alien incidents.
The cop walked up to the window and said, "You know how fast you were going BOY?!?"

Bob thought for a second and asked, "Uhhh, over 55?"

"93mph son! 93mph in a 55 zone!"

"But if you already knew," replied Bob, "Why did you ask me?"

Ignoring Bob, the officer continued, in his normal charming fashion, "That's speeding and your getting a ticket and a fine!" The cop took a good look at the Bob and said, "You don't even look like you have a job! Why,... I've never seen anyone so scruffy in my entire life!"

Bob recanted, "I've got a job! I have a good, well paying job!"

The cop leaned in the window, and with the smell of day old donuts on his breath, said, "What kind of a job would a bum like you have?!?"

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!" replied Bob.

"What you say, BOY?!?" asked the patrolman.

"I'm an asshole stretcher!!!"

Of course the cop asked, "What does an asshole stretcher do?"

Bob explained, " People call me up and say they want to be stretched, so I go over there and start with a couple of fingers, then a couple more, and then one whole hand, then two. Then I pull them farther and farther apart until it's six feet across."

The cop, absorbed with the images in his mind, let down his guard and asked, "What the hell do you do with a six foot asshole ?"

Bob nonchalantly commented, "You give it a radar gun and stick it at the end of a bridge!

10/10/12 3:25 PM
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10/10/12 3:28 PM
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FAIL

10/10/12 3:42 PM
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Oldie, but a goodie...

10/10/12 3:44 PM
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funny cop pics

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funny cop pics

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funny cop pics

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funny cop pics

10/10/12 3:57 PM
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Edited: 10/11/12 12:28 AM
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*double*
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This kid is riding his bicycle through the park. A mounted police officer comes up on his horse and sarcastically asks the kid, "That's a nice bike, did Santa get it for you?"

The kid responds, "Yes sir, why?" The policeman says, "Next time tell him to put a reflector on the back" and proceeds to write the boy a ticket.

As the policeman is leaving on his horse, the boy says, "Officer, that's a nice horse. Did Santa get it for you?" The police officer says, "Yes he did, why?" The child responds, "Next time tell him to put the dick on the bottom". Phone Post
10/10/12 4:03 PM
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I shall subscribe to this thread...I only wonder how long before someone makes it take an ugly turn...
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