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10/26/12 9:11 AM
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Pilot201 added this one in his "too cool" thread, but I thought it needed a re-post here too:

10/26/12 9:18 AM
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lawrenceofidaho -

funny cos it's true :) Phone Post
10/26/12 9:37 AM
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10/26/12 11:39 AM
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The Loge -  Here's a joke:
The police are all honest and decent members of society who never enforce unjust laws or abuse their power.

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true true
10/26/12 1:00 PM
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I was pulled over for running a red light. Yes, I ran the red light, I was going to fast to stop. 100% my fault. Wasn't getting taken by the man.

Cop pulls me over and takes my info. A few minutes later, he comes back and tells me I'm under arrest for warrant . I turned dead white. I never had a ticket in the past and was lost. A few seconds later, seemed like a day, he said he was joking and try to drive a little safer.

I bet he laughed his ass off telling the story to others cops. After I cleaned my shorts, I thought it was funny also
10/26/12 9:02 PM
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10/26/12 9:04 PM
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10/26/12 9:07 PM
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10/26/12 9:09 PM
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10/30/12 6:55 PM
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11/2/12 8:15 AM
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11/4/12 4:14 PM
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My father is retired. Worked overnights in a city next to where i lived. The city has many drinking establishments. We would go there to drink.

Shitfaced after drinking all eve till 1 am. 4 of us, all childhood friends driving home. Very long straightaway road. Saw old man pulling someone over. We drove about 200 yards past him, stripped to sneakers only, and ran bareassed down middle of street. All 4 of us. We ran right up the trunk, over roof, over hood of his cruiser. Right in the middle of his traffic stop.

He fucking loved it. Cars were beeping. He wasnt going to cuff us. Put on his siren lights and just drove behind us. We were laughing our asses off, running back to our car.

He yells over the PA System, "I know who you are. I know, because none of you are well hung!". Turned off his lights, went about his business.

My old man is cool. Phone Post
11/4/12 4:21 PM
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choadler -  My father is retired. Worked overnights in a city next to where i lived. The city has many drinking establishments. We would go there to drink.

Shitfaced after drinking all eve till 1 am. 4 of us, all childhood friends driving home. Very long straightaway road. Saw old man pulling someone over. We drove about 200 yards past him, stripped to sneakers only, and ran bareassed down middle of street. All 4 of us. We ran right up the trunk, over roof, over hood of his cruiser. Right in the middle of his traffic stop.

He fucking loved it. Cars were beeping. He wasnt going to cuff us. Put on his siren lights and just drove behind us. We were laughing our asses off, running back to our car.

He yells over the PA System, "I know who you are. I know, because none of you are well hung!". Turned off his lights, went about his business.

My old man is cool. Phone Post

That's awesome....  LOL

11/14/12 12:50 AM
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11/15/12 7:05 AM
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The Loge - Here's a joke:
The police are all honest and decent members of society who never enforce unjust laws or abuse their power.

:) Phone Post
Lol Phone Post
11/15/12 7:59 AM
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11/15/12 8:08 AM
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11/15/12 8:14 AM
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From Pilot201's thread "$hit That's Too Cool..."

11/15/12 8:27 AM
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11/15/12 9:10 AM
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11/15/12 9:42 AM
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Had to show this to my coworkers because I busted out laughing and they wanted to know what was so funny. Shit hit my funny nerve. Phone Post

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