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In right now. Need some of these. Phone Post
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Years ago, a friend and I were hot boxing in the parking lot at like 8pm after work. We see this cop driving up. We start freaking out and hide the evidence. He walks up and knocks on my window. I roll it down and all this smoke goes in his face.

He says, "what are you guys up to?"

"Nothing officer."

He says, "You guys have any marijuana?"

My buddy says, "nah, I wish. You?"

Cop laughed and told us to get home safe.


Not a joke, but it was pretty funny at the time. I almost pissed myself. Phone Post
2/8/13 6:11 PM
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Officer down....

2/8/13 6:13 PM
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From a FB post:

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included.

Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.

The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

2/12/13 12:19 PM
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How do you ditch a Jewish cop?

Drive through a toll booth. Phone Post
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lawrenceofidaho -

Pilot201 added this one in his "too cool" thread, but I thought it needed a re-post here too:

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2/17/13 2:25 PM
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2/17/13 2:33 PM
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For super physics nerds....

 

Heisenberg and Schodinger get pulled over for speeding. Heisenberg is in the 
driver's seat, the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" 
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at 
him confused and says "You were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his 
arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, 
and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two 
men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrodinger angrily 
yells back, "We do now, asshole!"
2/17/13 2:56 PM
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2/17/13 11:20 PM
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2/17/13 11:23 PM
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