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For super physics nerds....

 

Heisenberg and Schodinger get pulled over for speeding. Heisenberg is in the 
driver's seat, the officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?" 
Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer looks at 
him confused and says "You were going 108 miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his 
arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, 
and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two 
men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?" Schrodinger angrily 
yells back, "We do now, asshole!"

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1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
 
2nd Officer: "Who?"
 
1st Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
 
2nd Officer: "What she do, was she speeding?"
 
1st Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

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Not humorous, but belongs on this thread anyway:

5/16/13 12:24 AM
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