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10/27/12 6:52 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Fuck u whoever voted me down! Phone Post
No shit. This is the best thread here right now. Phone Post
Seriously not one negative comment on this whole thread and some bitch ass jealous hater votes me down?

Fuck it I'm still doing this haters be damned! Phone Post
I will VTFU for the hilarity when I get home. Phone Post
10/27/12 6:53 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Fuck u whoever voted me down! Phone Post
No shit. This is the best thread here right now. Phone Post
Seriously not one negative comment on this whole thread and some bitch ass jealous hater votes me down?

Fuck it I'm still doing this haters be damned! Phone Post
No matter how awesome you are doing, unfortunately there will always be haters.
Don't mind them and keep up the good work. Phone Post
10/27/12 6:54 PM
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I am -2 now hahaha fuck oh well

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10/27/12 6:57 PM
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Them: Joey: somebody please talk to me I'm very bored

Them: female (presumably joeys hater) I'm taking this off now

Me: GO ON! Phone Post
10/27/12 7:04 PM
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Sub as fuck! Phone Post
10/27/12 7:09 PM
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Just VTFU this whole page

10/27/12 7:12 PM
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Me: we need the restrooms cleaned

 

Them: why? They were cleaned before service 

 

Me: two fat truckers walked in at the same time we all know what happens when truckers use the bathroom together

 

Them: ewwww that's gross really gross

10/27/12 7:12 PM
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Blaming severnsmustache ;) Phone Post
10/27/12 7:13 PM
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This is awesome dude. Voted up
10/27/12 7:15 PM
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Tell the waitresses that they have to share their tips with the cooks
10/27/12 7:16 PM
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You got this! just like it's been mentioned already, keep it cool, funny, don't get busted.(Unless you have to bail, well, then go for the grand finale)

You're on your way to being a legend!

I've worked in restaurants for years,
things you can bitch about:

-dishes
-windows being dirty
-and "if you got time to lean you got time to clean" (super corny)
-staff meetings, early in the am


THE BEST
1. Up selling-liqour,drinks, deserts
2. Guest averages (how much each are spending), they have to be high
3. No cell phones

These are good realistic topics that staff hear all the time
10/27/12 7:18 PM
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You can also scare them by saying the credit cards are running slow or not authorizing. They'll freak and be very vocal.
10/27/12 7:21 PM
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tell them the kitchen printer went down, switching to hand written tickets immediately and any orders rung in in the last 10 minutes has to be brought back to the kitchen
10/27/12 7:23 PM
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lol, that's a good one
10/27/12 7:24 PM
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God damn it!  I have to wait a few more hours before I can vote you up again!

10/27/12 7:24 PM
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LOL Fuck it, Sub!
10/27/12 7:27 PM
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Me: hey ladies if you got lean time u got clean ttime 

 

Them: what were getting really busy?

Me: obviously not if you can speak to me like that!

Them: this is dumb

 

Hahahah

10/27/12 7:28 PM
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God damn it!  I have to wait a few more hours before I can vote you up again!


VTFU back for all mine clatty

10/27/12 7:30 PM
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That place will be thanking you, when they're having record profits, looks like they have a new manager leading them to the promised land.

Kind of like a superhero
10/27/12 7:31 PM
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You should really find a way to get the audio of these uploaded. Would be even more awesome lol Phone Post
10/27/12 7:34 PM
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The soup has been comprimised by the chef, switch to mr noodles, stat! Phone Post
10/27/12 7:34 PM
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Should be 86'ing the specials, along with things like water, bread, and breath mints.
10/27/12 7:35 PM
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UGCTT_FryedTakayama - You should really find a way to get the audio of these uploaded. Would be even more awesome lol Phone Post
This was brought up before. As awesome as it would be, it might be illegal depending on the state Phone Post
10/27/12 7:36 PM
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UGCTT_FryedTakayama -  You should really find a way to get the audio of these uploaded. Would be even more awesome lol Phone Post

I was going to  but I'd really not like to but wiretapping can be illegal in some states and this is a form of it. If I recorded it and my boss heard it or they somehow  bust me id lose my job and with 5 years of service an outstanding performance record and a promotion on its way As well as a six week old son it's not worth losing all that

 

 

Its the best I can do for the OG

10/27/12 7:37 PM
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Great thread, but we are not getting good reactions from these chick's...It's time to start saying obscene things and then blaming it on "Joey".


Sorry Joey, but you will be collateral damage.


"All BS aside the chicks that work here are ugly. Not to mention half of you have slept the one of our non-english speaking dishwashers..."

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