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10/27/12 6:41 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy
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10/27/12 6:42 PM
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Anybody having luck with the Canadians tonight? Phone Post
10/27/12 6:43 PM
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MrAmericanJiuJitsu - "Fuck, I just saw 7 Canadians get out of an escalade. Welfare checks came early I guess" Phone Post
Lol, to late! Nice, awesome thread. Phone Post
10/27/12 6:44 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Fuck u whoever voted me down! Phone Post
No shit. This is the best thread here right now. Phone Post
10/27/12 6:45 PM
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So awesome!

LOL
10/27/12 6:47 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - I didn't interject on this one

Them: male nmaed joey:: we need to have a conversation on this mic I'm bored

Them: female: how about u stop bitching about it and do your job

Joey: how about you shut that trap of yours


Hahahahahahahahaha Phone Post
lol Joey FTW! Phone Post
10/27/12 6:47 PM
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Moar! Awesome thread, keep it up!
10/27/12 6:48 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Fuck u whoever voted me down! Phone Post
No shit. This is the best thread here right now. Phone Post
Seriously not one negative comment on this whole thread and some bitch ass jealous hater votes me down?

Fuck it I'm still doing this haters be damned! Phone Post
10/27/12 6:51 PM
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Inside OG joke

Me: we need to make more artminaj wings

Them: what?

Me: I said we need more artminaj wings

Them: ummmm y?

Me: they keep coming out frozen

Them: whatever Phone Post
10/27/12 6:52 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Fuck u whoever voted me down! Phone Post
No shit. This is the best thread here right now. Phone Post
Seriously not one negative comment on this whole thread and some bitch ass jealous hater votes me down?

Fuck it I'm still doing this haters be damned! Phone Post
I will VTFU for the hilarity when I get home. Phone Post
10/27/12 6:53 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Fuck u whoever voted me down! Phone Post
No shit. This is the best thread here right now. Phone Post
Seriously not one negative comment on this whole thread and some bitch ass jealous hater votes me down?

Fuck it I'm still doing this haters be damned! Phone Post
No matter how awesome you are doing, unfortunately there will always be haters.
Don't mind them and keep up the good work. Phone Post
10/27/12 6:54 PM
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I am -2 now hahaha fuck oh well

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10/27/12 6:57 PM
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Them: Joey: somebody please talk to me I'm very bored

Them: female (presumably joeys hater) I'm taking this off now

Me: GO ON! Phone Post
10/27/12 7:04 PM
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Sub as fuck! Phone Post
10/27/12 7:09 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy
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Just VTFU this whole page

10/27/12 7:12 PM
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Me: we need the restrooms cleaned

 

Them: why? They were cleaned before service 

 

Me: two fat truckers walked in at the same time we all know what happens when truckers use the bathroom together

 

Them: ewwww that's gross really gross

10/27/12 7:12 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Fuck u whoever voted me down! Phone Post
No shit. This is the best thread here right now. Phone Post
Blaming severnsmustache ;) Phone Post
10/27/12 7:13 PM
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This is awesome dude. Voted up
10/27/12 7:15 PM
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Tell the waitresses that they have to share their tips with the cooks
10/27/12 7:16 PM
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You got this! just like it's been mentioned already, keep it cool, funny, don't get busted.(Unless you have to bail, well, then go for the grand finale)

You're on your way to being a legend!

I've worked in restaurants for years,
things you can bitch about:

-dishes
-windows being dirty
-and "if you got time to lean you got time to clean" (super corny)
-staff meetings, early in the am


THE BEST
1. Up selling-liqour,drinks, deserts
2. Guest averages (how much each are spending), they have to be high
3. No cell phones

These are good realistic topics that staff hear all the time
10/27/12 7:18 PM
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You can also scare them by saying the credit cards are running slow or not authorizing. They'll freak and be very vocal.
10/27/12 7:21 PM
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tell them the kitchen printer went down, switching to hand written tickets immediately and any orders rung in in the last 10 minutes has to be brought back to the kitchen
10/27/12 7:23 PM
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lol, that's a good one
10/27/12 7:24 PM
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God damn it!  I have to wait a few more hours before I can vote you up again!

10/27/12 7:24 PM
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LOL Fuck it, Sub!

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