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10/26/12 8:54 PM
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Who ordered the cock mean sandwich? Phone Post
10/26/12 8:55 PM
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Meat. Damn autocorrect. Phone Post
10/26/12 8:57 PM
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I'm sure the handset will be put down once dinner rush is over but keep this thread cuz I will be doing the same thing tomorrow night! Phone Post
10/26/12 9:01 PM
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"All available staff to table 6 to sing Happy Birthday"
10/26/12 9:01 PM
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"Damn girl you know you want my sting". Phone Post
10/26/12 9:03 PM
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Them: Table 17 says their app was to cold. I'm putting in another and comping the app

Me comp the whole ticket

Them. Are you sure it's over 100 dollars

Me yep Jason said it was ok

Them (Jason presumably) DO NOT COMP THE WHOLE DAMN TICKET! I will fire Whoever suggested that if it's carried out!


Hahahhahahah that's my favorite! Phone Post
10/26/12 9:03 PM
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RAMP - "All available staff to table 6 to sing Happy Birthday"
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10/26/12 9:05 PM
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Jason your wife just showed up and said she knows you are porking the hostess Phone Post
10/26/12 9:06 PM
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In. Awesomeness Phone Post
10/26/12 9:08 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Them: Table 17 says their app was to cold. I'm putting in another and comping the app

Me comp the whole ticket

Them. Are you sure it's over 100 dollars

Me yep Jason said it was ok

Them (Jason presumably) DO NOT COMP THE WHOLE DAMN TICKET! I will fire Whoever suggested that if it's carried out!


Hahahhahahah that's my favorite! Phone Post
This is great Phone Post
10/26/12 9:09 PM
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Thank u for the VTFU whoever u are! Phone Post
10/26/12 9:10 PM
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10/26/12 9:14 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy
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Them: kitchen is over run. Runners arnt doing a good job people complaining about long wait times

Me: usain bolt called out sick today that's why the food runners suck

Them: who?

Me: usain bolt!

Them: this can't be serious??? Phone Post
10/26/12 9:15 PM
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Some guy - Thanks for the laughs man Phone Post
Oh dude I'm crying doing this with pleasure! Glad I could help Phone Post
10/26/12 9:16 PM
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RAMP - "All available staff to table 6 to sing Happy Birthday"
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DO THIS!
10/26/12 9:17 PM
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RAMP - "All available staff to table 6 to sing Happy Birthday"
Yes! Phone Post

DO THIS!
Ok give a min to hear a table number Phone Post
10/26/12 9:23 PM
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Them: dinner rush is almost done guys

Me: how many fantasy points did the rush get???

Them: huh? What?

Me: aww man now I have to trade you for the early bird special!

Them: what the hell

Me: seems like a fair trade to me Phone Post
10/26/12 9:24 PM
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Them I don't get it but whatever Phone Post
10/26/12 9:26 PM
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Lol fantastic work man
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10/26/12 9:28 PM
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MrFluffyHippo - Lol fantastic work man
Hilarious Phone Post
I'll never have this fun again man this shit is awesome. I have barley done any work tonight! Phone Post
10/26/12 9:28 PM
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Stoked for the birthday one Phone Post
10/26/12 9:34 PM
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"please avoid table 333, its full of fat people" Phone Post
10/26/12 9:45 PM
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Them: table 10 is seated its an elderly couple the man is hard of hearing tell who ever serves them to speak loudly since this place is realy loud tonight


Me what?

Them: tell whoever serves them to speak loudly they have a hearing issue

Me: what?

Them: Can you even hear me?

Me: what?

Them: I'll come find the server since the mic is being crappy tonight

Me: what?

Them: I'll tell the server myself never mind!

Me: and that's the bottom line because stone cold said so!

Them: ok? This place is crazy tonight Phone Post
10/26/12 9:47 PM
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clattymine - No blacks can be seated in section 2!! Phone Post
Lol. I'm so in right now. This could be epic. Phone Post
10/26/12 9:47 PM
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MyUnclesCreepy - Them: table 10 is seated its an elderly couple the man is hard of hearing tell who ever serves them to speak loudly since this place is realy loud tonight


Me what?

Them: tell whoever serves them to speak loudly they have a hearing issue

Me: what?

Them: Can you even hear me?

Me: what?

Them: I'll come find the server since the mic is being crappy tonight

Me: what?

Them: I'll tell the server myself never mind!

Me: and that's the bottom line because stone cold said so!

Them: ok? This place is crazy tonight Phone Post
This might be my new fave! I've been talking to the hostess I guess and she is a moron. It's a popular steak joint that's filled with hot waitress's who arnt too bright Phone Post

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