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10/28/12 12:19 PM
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keeg jitsu
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So it was my senior year of highschool so about a year and then some ago. Well, I had just started doing jiu jitsu and Muay Thai and made some jits friends at school. Now I heard some kid at my school fought "UFC" didn't know who he was though. Well finally I met this kid he's got bigger boobs than most girls his age and he's about 6'7. So I approach him and ask him about his "UFC" career well he's 48-0 and he's a heavyweight champ. So I ask him what did he train in, of coarse he was a street fighter. So now I ask how do you go about this situation what would you do? Phone Post
10/28/12 12:20 PM
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Go back in time and stab him.
10/28/12 12:20 PM
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I simply laughed and told him I come to my gym. Sadly he never showed up figured he's to busy being undisputed "UFC" champ and all. Phone Post
10/28/12 12:21 PM
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joe canada - Go back in time and stab him.
Lol I was afraid of being sakuraba slapped with his tits. Phone Post
10/28/12 12:23 PM
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Ill find his Facebook later when I get on a computer. Phone Post
10/28/12 12:23 PM
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Thatsjustlikeyouropinionman - It was Tank Abott, bro. Lucky he didn't punch your face in. Phone Post
Haha! Phone Post
10/28/12 12:30 PM
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Thatsjustlikeyouropinionman - It was Tank Abott, bro. Lucky he didn't punch your face in. Phone Post
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10/28/12 12:30 PM
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10/28/12 12:35 PM
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Jaybrone
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He was talking about being a champ in the video game. Phone Post
10/28/12 12:42 PM
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Lol no he def wasn't he was completely serious. I seriously just laughed when he told me he was a street fighter. Phone Post
10/28/12 2:22 PM
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Op's next thread: tried to pull guard but KO'd by fat ass Phone Post
10/28/12 2:51 PM
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If his boobs are truly as big as you claim, it should be a simple matter to submit him via purple nurple.

10/28/12 2:57 PM
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Purple nurples have been outlawed in the United States. Good luck with your prison sentence, lunatics. Phone Post
10/28/12 3:00 PM
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Put your cock in his eye!

10/28/12 3:07 PM
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Steve4192 -

If his boobs are truly as big as you claim, it should be a simple matter to submit him via purple nurple.

Titty twister ftw!!!!! Phone Post
10/28/12 3:34 PM
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"He's 48-0 and he's a heavyweight champ"

That is the biggest load..he let his mouth overload his xss.
10/28/12 5:56 PM
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You should've gotten in his face and pushed him (knowing he wouldn't do anything back) cementing your place as the Alpha of your school.

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