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1/2/13 7:13 PM
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BigMatt81
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Tony Montana - I can get over most of the other things people have posted, but guys...farting in the gym is in no way shape or form cool.

I don't want to smell your shit when I'm breathing hard. Hit the damn bathroom and have some decency. Phone Post
Don't act like you've never accidentally farted when lifting. For some reason jumping rope makes me fart every time Phone Post
1/2/13 7:19 PM
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Tony Montana - I can get over most of the other things people have posted, but guys...farting in the gym is in no way shape or form cool.

I don't want to smell your shit when I'm breathing hard. Hit the damn bathroom and have some decency. Phone Post
Don't act like you've never accidentally farted when lifting. For some reason jumping rope makes me fart every time Phone Post
I really haven't. If I have that much has going on I hit the bathroom.

It's bad man, sometimes it's like people dropped a bomb on the place...nasty. These aren't sneaky squeekers by accident, you know these are full on mustard gas. Phone Post
1/2/13 8:41 PM
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Guy works out in jean shorts. Always with some variation of a Hawaii tshirt. Phone Post
1/2/13 8:42 PM
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I saw some kid wearing compression shorts as shorts, and I offered a new guy a spot, and he didn't return the favor. Not a big deal, but it kinda bothered me. Phone Post
1/2/13 9:08 PM
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One time in the locker room this old man had one leg stretched out on the counter top and was shaving his fuckin gooch n balls out in front of everyone like it was nothing. Little kid was standing next to him brushing his teeth. I wanted to just walk up to this dude n smack the shit out of him.........





I figured instead id just fap to it
1/2/13 11:11 PM
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michelleNrogersdumpsterbaby - One time in the locker room this old man had one leg stretched out on the counter top and was shaving his fuckin gooch n balls out in front of everyone like it was nothing. Little kid was standing next to him brushing his teeth. I wanted to just walk up to this dude n smack the shit out of him.........





I figured instead id just fap to it

win.

1/8/13 8:44 PM
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Saw one of those elevation masks on someone at the gym. I was concerned the guy might hurt himself using it. Phone Post
1/8/13 8:52 PM
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Death and Taxes - Saw one of those elevation masks on someone at the gym. I was concerned the guy might hurt himself using it. Phone Post
There's a guy that goes to my gym who wears one. Haven't seen him in a few weeks though. I think he may have killed himself doing p90x in his garage or something lol. Phone Post
There was a guy who came to my gym for awhile. Elevation mask and butn machine in hand. Never touched any gym equipment just used that burn machine and shadow boxed. Dude, why don't you just stay home and stop looking like a dumbass. Phone Post
1/8/13 8:56 PM
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Fearless Winker -

At my gym we have a faggot that uses the Tricep pull down ropes as a Slip ball ala Mike Tyson.

 

He also shrimps on the floor so I asked if he rolls and apparently he is learning off youtube before he starts traneing at a UFC gym (He didnt say the last part)

Now that's classic. Every other dude in my gym is a "fighter" now. Name a douche MMA brand an they're wearing it and shadow boxing between sets. Phone Post
1/8/13 9:03 PM
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So much shadow boxing lately. Phone Post
1/9/13 4:34 AM
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Can't wait for all the "resolution" members to give up and resume eating McDonalds daily. Way too crowded at the gym lately.
1/9/13 9:38 AM
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stayrad - Walked in to the gym yesterday, chest and triceps yesterday. Cable crossover machine is out of order be wise for the third time in 3 months cunts put far too heavy a weight and use their body weight to pull it down and then it flies back and the fucking cable snaps! Phone Post
Why would you do chest and tris together, the tris get pretty worked on a chest day anyways. Also its hilarious, I see people getting lifted off the floor from cables you can't help but laugh Phone Post
1/9/13 10:33 AM
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So hot chick is laying ass up doing hamstring curls. She's got a great ass and every guy in gym is staring. Her boyfriend comes over and puts a towel over her ass. I think every guy laughed at this insecure twat because the funny thing is, she comes dressed to the gym in some of the tightest/skimpiest outfits. In fact, about 30 minutes later, she was on the elliptical and had taken of her jacket and you could now only focus on her massive boobs in the skimpy little sports bra....she LOVES to be looked at. Oh and boyfriend is typical "chest and biceps three times a week guy"

1/9/13 5:18 PM
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Nelson - 

So hot chick is laying ass up doing hamstring curls. She's got a great ass and every guy in gym is staring. Her boyfriend comes over and puts a towel over her ass. I think every guy laughed at this insecure twat because the funny thing is, she comes dressed to the gym in some of the tightest/skimpiest outfits. In fact, about 30 minutes later, she was on the elliptical and had taken of her jacket and you could now only focus on her massive boobs in the skimpy little sports bra....she LOVES to be looked at. Oh and boyfriend is typical "chest and biceps three times a week guy"


And you didn't post pics because...?
1/9/13 5:44 PM
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Nelson - 

So hot chick is laying ass up doing hamstring curls. She's got a great ass and every guy in gym is staring. Her boyfriend comes over and puts a towel over her ass. I think every guy laughed at this insecure twat because the funny thing is, she comes dressed to the gym in some of the tightest/skimpiest outfits. In fact, about 30 minutes later, she was on the elliptical and had taken of her jacket and you could now only focus on her massive boobs in the skimpy little sports bra....she LOVES to be looked at. Oh and boyfriend is typical "chest and biceps three times a week guy"


And you didn't post pics because...?
Because it would be creepy as fuck for him to walk up and snap a pic of her. Phone Post
1/9/13 9:15 PM
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Nelson - 

So hot chick is laying ass up doing hamstring curls. She's got a great ass and every guy in gym is staring. Her boyfriend comes over and puts a towel over her ass. I think every guy laughed at this insecure twat because the funny thing is, she comes dressed to the gym in some of the tightest/skimpiest outfits. In fact, about 30 minutes later, she was on the elliptical and had taken of her jacket and you could now only focus on her massive boobs in the skimpy little sports bra....she LOVES to be looked at. Oh and boyfriend is typical "chest and biceps three times a week guy"


And you didn't post pics because...?
Because it would be creepy as fuck for him to walk up and snap a pic of her. Phone Post
Don't mind me I'm just gonna snap pics of the girlfriend you don't want other guys looking at. Yeah man let me get one of the tits, one of the ass and if possible a real sexy elbow shot Phone Post
1/9/13 11:28 PM
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Showers With Sandusky - Can't wait for all the "resolution" members to give up and resume eating McDonalds daily. Way too crowded at the gym lately.

I would never discourage someone, but this. All day.

 

By the way, I say a Mr. Potatohead on an elliptical wearing work boots.

1/9/13 11:36 PM
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It seems like there are a lot less people at the gym I go to since New Years.
1/10/13 1:40 PM
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Death and Taxes - Saw one of those elevation masks on someone at the gym. I was concerned the guy might hurt himself using it. Phone Post
Lmfao I kid u not this was prob month or two ago but this guy would come in with one of those masks n he would always wear a hoodie that's says on the back. Wanna learn how to fight?? Ask me! Lmfao I haven't seen him in awhile tho if I do ill make sure to get a pic Phone Post
1/10/13 2:23 PM
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nottheface - 
Nelson - 

So hot chick is laying ass up doing hamstring curls. She's got a great ass and every guy in gym is staring. Her boyfriend comes over and puts a towel over her ass. I think every guy laughed at this insecure twat because the funny thing is, she comes dressed to the gym in some of the tightest/skimpiest outfits. In fact, about 30 minutes later, she was on the elliptical and had taken of her jacket and you could now only focus on her massive boobs in the skimpy little sports bra....she LOVES to be looked at. Oh and boyfriend is typical "chest and biceps three times a week guy"


And you didn't post pics because...?

Sorry....i NEVER take my phone into the workout area...that's strictly me time...

1/10/13 4:30 PM
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1/10/13 7:09 PM
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stayrad - Walked in to the gym yesterday, chest and triceps yesterday. Cable crossover machine is out of order be wise for the third time in 3 months cunts put far too heavy a weight and use their body weight to pull it down and then it flies back and the fucking cable snaps! Phone Post
Why would you do chest and tris together, the tris get pretty worked on a chest day anyways. Also its hilarious, I see people getting lifted off the floor from cables you can't help but laugh Phone Post
My chest day that day was focused on flies only one pressing movement. That's why I worked triceps in with it. I usually do chest abs and calves together Phone Post

The correct question is why wouldnt you do chest and tris together...
1/10/13 8:05 PM
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I farted at the gym alot today. I'm sorry Phone Post
1/10/13 8:55 PM
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this i why a got olympic and free wts at home.....
1/11/13 2:51 AM
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Fearless Winker -

At my gym we have a faggot that uses the Tricep pull down ropes as a Slip ball ala Mike Tyson.

 

He also shrimps on the floor so I asked if he rolls and apparently he is learning off youtube before he starts traneing at a UFC gym (He didnt say the last part)

Now that's classic. Every other dude in my gym is a "fighter" now. Name a douche MMA brand an they're wearing it and shadow boxing between sets. Phone Post
Saw some kid last night using the shoulder pads on the standing calf raise machine as a punching bag. Was throwing alternating uppercuts while dipping between each punch. Phone Post

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