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2/10/13 11:09 AM
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Gets set to lift, gets mentally focused, does a couple air reps, measures grip, prepares to lift.... Changes song or answers text Phone Post
2/11/13 12:22 PM
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Chael Sonnen Money -  Planet fucking fitness Phone Post

The planet fitness I went to a few years ago had a fucking pizza party every Friday. I left there after a month.

2/12/13 2:26 AM
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2/12/13 2:47 AM
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-standing in front of someone's line of site with the mirror during sets! Let people use that for motivation and form while lifting.

-people who curl on the smith machine

-throwing ur entire back into a curl that's way to heavy.

-using a desperate kick motion while doing pull-ups. Do that shit right.

-dropping heavy ass weight on the floor loud as fuck. Then just leaving them there.

-sizing people up in the gym.

-talking on ur cell while on a popular machine.

-shadow boxing around the entire gym

-People who wear lifting belts lifting light ass weight.

-fat guys trying to give me advice on new workouts. I do fitness comps. Don't need ur advice if u never look like u lifted a day in ur life Phone Post
2/12/13 3:08 AM
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- Assholes that fill their water bottle when there is a line of people that don't have water bottles and just need a quick drink.

- people that don't put dumbells back

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2/12/13 3:11 AM
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People that have a fucking staring problem Phone Post
2/12/13 3:13 AM
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AlphaJ -  -standing in front of someone's line of site with the mirror during sets! Let people use that for motivation and form while lifting.

-people who curl on the smith machine

-throwing ur entire back into a curl that's way to heavy.

-using a desperate kick motion while doing pull-ups. Do that shit right.

-dropping heavy ass weight on the floor loud as fuck. Then just leaving them there.

-sizing people up in the gym.

-talking on ur cell while on a popular machine.

-shadow boxing around the entire gym

-People who wear lifting belts lifting light ass weight.

-fat guys trying to give me advice on new workouts. I do fitness comps. Don't need ur advice if u never look like u lifted a day in ur life Phone Post

People who do fitness comps
2/12/13 3:30 AM
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trblesum13 -  I have a gym violation that has been going on for a couple weeks. * STOP STARING AT MY ASS WHEN I'M SQUATTING. IM A DUDE! Phone Post

Some guy stood behind me while I squatted for 3 sets so I finally turn around like "uh, are you waiting for the rack?" and he responds, "nah you just have great form". Sufficiently creeped out even thought I have stellar form and I know it.
2/12/13 5:15 AM
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Holy shit, I just figured out what happened. A few years ago this guy was sitting and watching me squat. He came over and started asking if I played football and saying that I had good form. Later he goes on about how he's an ex-marine who's new in town and wondering if I'd like to hang out sometime. I was on a business trip and just visiting the gym, so I told him as much and that I wasn't from there and didn't really have time. Thanked him for his service and finished my workout.

All this time I just assumed he was a friendly dude who was new in town. It never occurred to me that he was checking out my sweet Asian ass.... Phone Post
2/12/13 7:07 AM
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trblesum13 -  I have a gym violation that has been going on for a couple weeks. * STOP STARING AT MY ASS WHEN I'M SQUATTING. IM A DUDE! Phone Post

Some guy stood behind me while I squatted for 3 sets so I finally turn around like "uh, are you waiting for the rack?" and he responds, "nah you just have great form". Sufficiently creeped out even thought I have stellar form and I know it.

My skin crawled, ugh.
2/12/13 8:39 AM
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Last night this guy and his buddy took off their street clothes IN the weight room and left them in a big ass pile and worked out like their in a dorm room somewhere.

2/12/13 9:42 AM
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I notice other peoples form when doing movements, only to compare it to my own to see if I can improve myself. I don't "stare" though.
2/12/13 10:03 AM
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Sometimes when I'm in the zone I stare at the hot chicks to an almost creep level. Phone Post
2/12/13 3:07 PM
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JuicedBeast -  My gym thought it would be funny to put the cable row machine in front if the lying leg curl machine, then put a mirror in front of the cable row machine. Freaking impossible not to look at girls tits when they are in leg curl machine. Phone Post

I miss that gyms don't have that leg spreader machine anymore
2/12/13 3:15 PM
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<blockquote>nottheface - <blockquote>JuicedBeast - 

My gym thought it would be funny to put the cable row machine in front if the lying leg curl machine, then put a mirror in front of the cable row machine. Freaking impossible not to look at girls tits when they are in leg curl machine. <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


</blockquote><br />I miss that gyms don't have that leg spreader machine anymore</blockquote><br /> Speak for yourself. My gym has leg spreader.

I hate it when they stare at me while I use it. <br />
2/12/13 6:48 PM
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pushups & crunches on the squat rack.
2/12/13 6:51 PM
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boomtown - pushups & crunches on the squat rack.

now you're just making shit up. 

2/12/13 6:53 PM
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boomtown - pushups & crunches on the squat rack.

now you're just making shit up. 


I wish. I wanted to say something but I wasn't using the rack and there were others available.
2/12/13 7:03 PM
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Fighting - A not Very funny story but in re. to squatting. Sunday i was on the rack, ear buds in, volume maxxed. I see a dude outta the corner of my eye watching me. He's an awkward little fellow. I figured he wants to ask me a question, so I pause and remove an ear bud and turn around. He says, " Ummm, are you using that?"


Using what?

"That" as he nods to the rack itself.

Wut? ( I'm sweating and have 250 on the bar ) Do you mean you want the pins from the outside of the rack?

"Ummmm, no. Are you using that? "

Wut? Do you mean the shrug bar?

"No, I wondered if you were using that." Nods to the rack itself again.

Dude, are you asking me if I'm using the rack, when clearly I'm in the middle of my sets. Yes, I'm using it.

He begins to melt, his face turns red. I ask him if he'd like to work in with me though?

" Ummm, yes. Ummmm, what does that mean?"

SMH

I put my buds back in, did my next set and he walked off. Another rack opened up. I shit you not, he put 2 10s on the bar and proceeded to almost fall on each squat. No coordination, no balance, no weight. uggggggg


What combination of plates do you use for 250 there, sparky?

Gym violation = anyone who uses a 2.5 lb. plate in a squat rack.
2/12/13 7:10 PM
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boomtown - pushups & crunches on the squat rack.

now you're just making shit up. 


Lunges & lateral pull downs on the squat rack
2/12/13 7:12 PM
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I've heard people count their body weight when describing their squat weight. Phone Post
2/12/13 7:13 PM
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Mine is the fucker who has to jump rope in the middle of the weight room. Take that shit to the spinner classroom.
2/12/13 7:17 PM
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I saw something worse than curling in the squat rack the other day.

Some guy was doing bodyweight squats in the squat rack.

I was there for about 10 minutes doing squats, and the whole time he did squats with no weight, inside the rack.
2/12/13 8:07 PM
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Before I got set up at home I'd lift out of a gym nearby. I used to always have to ask people if I could use the rack for squatting, good mornings, etc when they were in there doing incline dumbell presses, push ups, crunches and all sorts of other bullshit. Then one day that stopped completely because they moved the rack to a place that didn't have a mirror in front of it. Nobody used for anything other than squatting after that.
2/12/13 8:11 PM
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Fighting - A not Very funny story but in re. to squatting. Sunday i was on the rack, ear buds in, volume maxxed. I see a dude outta the corner of my eye watching me. He's an awkward little fellow. I figured he wants to ask me a question, so I pause and remove an ear bud and turn around. He says, " Ummm, are you using that?"


Using what?

"That" as he nods to the rack itself.

Wut? ( I'm sweating and have 250 on the bar ) Do you mean you want the pins from the outside of the rack?

"Ummmm, no. Are you using that? "

Wut? Do you mean the shrug bar?

"No, I wondered if you were using that." Nods to the rack itself again.

Dude, are you asking me if I'm using the rack, when clearly I'm in the middle of my sets. Yes, I'm using it.

He begins to melt, his face turns red. I ask him if he'd like to work in with me though?

" Ummm, yes. Ummmm, what does that mean?"

SMH

I put my buds back in, did my next set and he walked off. Another rack opened up. I shit you not, he put 2 10s on the bar and proceeded to almost fall on each squat. No coordination, no balance, no weight. uggggggg

You were warming up right? Phone Post

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