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2/9/13 7:06 PM
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boomtown
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I'm sure it's been said, but lately, people who do swings with kettlebells and grunt like Monica Seles.

CAPISCI! CAPISCI! CAPISCI! CAPISCI! ...

actually, this doesn't really bother me, but I find it funny and sometimes makes me laugh when I'm trying to lift.
2/9/13 10:17 PM
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Other people working out when I'm there. Phone Post
2/9/13 11:18 PM
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SoupCan - One I've recently noticed is people paying attention to what I'm lifting and then the next day trying to lift it. Phone Post
Why is everyone trying to lift 10kg? Phone Post
You're that guy, aren't you? Phone Post
That everyone looks up too, yeah I'm that guy Phone Post
Your also the dude chalks his hands and using the machines aren't you? Phone Post
2/9/13 11:29 PM
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What about the guy that rubs his crotch while smiling at you?

Don't worry. I'm harmless ;) Phone Post
2/9/13 11:30 PM
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triggertap - Other people working out when I'm there. Phone Post
I hate that. Phone Post
2/10/13 1:07 AM
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Planet fucking fitness Phone Post
2/10/13 10:55 AM
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Yesterday a guy and younger teenager both tied their biceps, ultimate warrior style and camped out at the curl machine. The younger kids was in agony, due to arm pump, and kept complaining about the feeling in the hands. Big bro kept encouraging him to lift through it, so much so that some of the staff came over......
2/10/13 11:09 AM
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Gets set to lift, gets mentally focused, does a couple air reps, measures grip, prepares to lift.... Changes song or answers text Phone Post
2/11/13 12:22 PM
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Chael Sonnen Money -  Planet fucking fitness Phone Post

The planet fitness I went to a few years ago had a fucking pizza party every Friday. I left there after a month.

2/12/13 2:26 AM
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2/12/13 2:47 AM
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-standing in front of someone's line of site with the mirror during sets! Let people use that for motivation and form while lifting.

-people who curl on the smith machine

-throwing ur entire back into a curl that's way to heavy.

-using a desperate kick motion while doing pull-ups. Do that shit right.

-dropping heavy ass weight on the floor loud as fuck. Then just leaving them there.

-sizing people up in the gym.

-talking on ur cell while on a popular machine.

-shadow boxing around the entire gym

-People who wear lifting belts lifting light ass weight.

-fat guys trying to give me advice on new workouts. I do fitness comps. Don't need ur advice if u never look like u lifted a day in ur life Phone Post
2/12/13 3:08 AM
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- Assholes that fill their water bottle when there is a line of people that don't have water bottles and just need a quick drink.

- people that don't put dumbells back

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2/12/13 3:11 AM
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People that have a fucking staring problem Phone Post
2/12/13 3:13 AM
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AlphaJ -  -standing in front of someone's line of site with the mirror during sets! Let people use that for motivation and form while lifting.

-people who curl on the smith machine

-throwing ur entire back into a curl that's way to heavy.

-using a desperate kick motion while doing pull-ups. Do that shit right.

-dropping heavy ass weight on the floor loud as fuck. Then just leaving them there.

-sizing people up in the gym.

-talking on ur cell while on a popular machine.

-shadow boxing around the entire gym

-People who wear lifting belts lifting light ass weight.

-fat guys trying to give me advice on new workouts. I do fitness comps. Don't need ur advice if u never look like u lifted a day in ur life Phone Post

People who do fitness comps
2/12/13 3:30 AM
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trblesum13 -  I have a gym violation that has been going on for a couple weeks. * STOP STARING AT MY ASS WHEN I'M SQUATTING. IM A DUDE! Phone Post

Some guy stood behind me while I squatted for 3 sets so I finally turn around like "uh, are you waiting for the rack?" and he responds, "nah you just have great form". Sufficiently creeped out even thought I have stellar form and I know it.
2/12/13 5:15 AM
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Holy shit, I just figured out what happened. A few years ago this guy was sitting and watching me squat. He came over and started asking if I played football and saying that I had good form. Later he goes on about how he's an ex-marine who's new in town and wondering if I'd like to hang out sometime. I was on a business trip and just visiting the gym, so I told him as much and that I wasn't from there and didn't really have time. Thanked him for his service and finished my workout.

All this time I just assumed he was a friendly dude who was new in town. It never occurred to me that he was checking out my sweet Asian ass.... Phone Post
2/12/13 7:07 AM
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trblesum13 -  I have a gym violation that has been going on for a couple weeks. * STOP STARING AT MY ASS WHEN I'M SQUATTING. IM A DUDE! Phone Post

Some guy stood behind me while I squatted for 3 sets so I finally turn around like "uh, are you waiting for the rack?" and he responds, "nah you just have great form". Sufficiently creeped out even thought I have stellar form and I know it.

My skin crawled, ugh.
2/12/13 8:39 AM
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Last night this guy and his buddy took off their street clothes IN the weight room and left them in a big ass pile and worked out like their in a dorm room somewhere.

2/12/13 9:42 AM
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I notice other peoples form when doing movements, only to compare it to my own to see if I can improve myself. I don't "stare" though.
2/12/13 10:03 AM
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Sometimes when I'm in the zone I stare at the hot chicks to an almost creep level. Phone Post
2/12/13 3:07 PM
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JuicedBeast -  My gym thought it would be funny to put the cable row machine in front if the lying leg curl machine, then put a mirror in front of the cable row machine. Freaking impossible not to look at girls tits when they are in leg curl machine. Phone Post

I miss that gyms don't have that leg spreader machine anymore
2/12/13 3:15 PM
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<blockquote>nottheface - <blockquote>JuicedBeast - 

My gym thought it would be funny to put the cable row machine in front if the lying leg curl machine, then put a mirror in front of the cable row machine. Freaking impossible not to look at girls tits when they are in leg curl machine. <img src="/images/phone/droid.png" alt="Phone Post" border="0" style="vertical-align:middle;"/>


</blockquote><br />I miss that gyms don't have that leg spreader machine anymore</blockquote><br /> Speak for yourself. My gym has leg spreader.

I hate it when they stare at me while I use it. <br />
2/12/13 6:48 PM
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pushups & crunches on the squat rack.
2/12/13 6:51 PM
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boomtown - pushups & crunches on the squat rack.

now you're just making shit up. 

2/12/13 6:53 PM
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vaginal tear - 
boomtown - pushups & crunches on the squat rack.

now you're just making shit up. 


I wish. I wanted to say something but I wasn't using the rack and there were others available.

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