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2/12/13 8:22 PM
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reaper51
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Fighting - 5 sets of 10. Who said it was MAX OUT DAY!?
Why didn't you help the poor bastard out instead of being such a douchebag about it? Phone Post
2/12/13 8:47 PM
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SQUATTING ON MY CURL RACK Phone Post
2/12/13 11:00 PM
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rustyshakleford
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I hate everything about the gym. Working extra hours to do a home gym. I absolutely HATE unsolicited advice. I look like I lift. I'm in my late 30's. I don't need advice unless you are JACKED. 2 weeks ago , some dummy told me I was using too much back . He looked like an extra from the walking dead, Phone Post
2/14/13 9:32 AM
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^ yeah that bothers me, It also kills me how many people ask what I'm on... Assuming I'm taking a steroid and not dieting like a bastard and coming here at 5am, 6 days a week.

Also this morning there is a guy here with a huge Tim Hortons coffee, why! Phone Post
2/14/13 11:40 AM
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Asshole in my gym was stacking weights and moving barbells around WITH A PLATE OF TUNA SALAD IN THE OTHER HAND. He would curl and then eat his salad. Beat that.

All sorts of horrible crazy shit happens in my gym. Over 50% of the guys are in jeans. One dude yesterday was benching (i admit quite a lot) but he was talking to himself loudly, throwing wieghts around and kept repeating "I'M NOT EVEN TRAINING, IM JUST MESSING AROUND"

I only put up with it cos its a pure hardcore gym, with a shit load of old skool equipment, but it attracts all the crazies and assholes and druggies too.

Watching these clowns work the bag is hysterical. One dude had arms going at it like pnuematic pistons.

2/14/13 11:46 AM
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AlphaJ -  -standing in front of someone's line of site with the mirror during sets! Let people use that for motivation and form while lifting.

-people who curl on the smith machine

-throwing ur entire back into a curl that's way to heavy.

-using a desperate kick motion while doing pull-ups. Do that shit right.

-dropping heavy ass weight on the floor loud as fuck. Then just leaving them there.

-sizing people up in the gym.

-talking on ur cell while on a popular machine.

-shadow boxing around the entire gym

-People who wear lifting belts lifting light ass weight.

-fat guys trying to give me advice on new workouts. I do fitness comps. Don't need ur advice if u never look like u lifted a day in ur life Phone Post

People who do fitness comps

lol
2/14/13 2:04 PM
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I'm squatting with a bar no padding. A french guy (I'm in Montreal) comes up to me and says "les coussins sont dans la coin" which means the pads are in the corner. To which I replied, I know and proceed to do a set. He goes in the rack next to me and starts squatting a plate with the pad. He did literally 4 inches or less of motion 3 times and put it down.

Proceeds to jump up and do 7 chins. He sees that I'm smaller than him and doing more weight than him so he adds 25s on each side and did even less motion literally like an inch and a half. 2 reps, racks the bar and takes weights off. Talks to a jacked guy the rest of my workout. Phone Post
2/14/13 3:44 PM
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Gotta guy that comes in and only does pushups nothing but pushups all day every day and where does he do the pushups in the fkng squat rack, stay home.
2/14/13 4:24 PM
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I used work out at In-Shape until I finally had enough and turned my garage into my gym (still need a squat rack though.). There was this guy who was bigger than me always wearing Tapout, Dethrone, Form Athletics you name it he was draped in it head to toe. He would shadowbox and try to get people to ask him if he fights UFC and of course he said yes to all of them. I just kinda ignored the guy until he stumbled into the gym I do BJJ at a couple months ago. I'm a former Marine and I guess this guy was telling everyone about how he's was the toughest grunt in the corps and blah blah blah.

I showed up for training a little late and warmups were already going so I missed his schpiel to my teammates. When I got there my instructor said "Hey Zach here is a Marine too," and you could tell that he wasn't happy that I was there. I guess it's because he couldn't BS them with me there without getting called out. So we started training and he fuckin SUCKED. He was gassed in 2 minutes getting tapped by pretty much everyone except guys he was way larger than. I had a ton of fun having my way with this badass. He ended up puking all over the sidewalk in front of the gym, acting all defeated and weird and left never to be seen again. I heard he still walks around like the MMA gatekeeper of In-Shape though because he is safe from having to prove himself there. Phone Post
2/14/13 4:25 PM
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The gym is horrible. When I was 18, i worked out at a tiny gym, but everyone was way cool. There was no yelling, no screaming, everyone wore appropriate clothing. Nothing crazy. I remember one older guy yelling at me because i was putting "the plates on the wrong way" I like to put the numbers facing in. "I have little hands, its easier for me to carry" i told him. Dude yells at me, this an older guy , like early forties, "You DONT PUT THEM ON THE INSIDE, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING".
Out of no where, my older buddy who was teaching me how to lift comes out of the restroom and gets on the guy. He gets right in his face and was like "This kid is 16, he's just learning, give him a fucking break. Everyone knows, you put the fucking numbers on the inside".
Old dude kicks the bench and yells, "fuck this place, fucking faggots".
it was a weird day.
2/14/13 4:37 PM
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Great stories, lol

2/14/13 7:15 PM
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I'll never understand people that get on the treadmill and just walk for 15 mins and then leave. Why not just stay at home? Phone Post
2/14/13 10:56 PM
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RearNakedToke -  I used work out at In-Shape until I finally had enough and turned my garage into my gym (still need a squat rack though.). There was this guy who was bigger than me always wearing Tapout, Dethrone, Form Athletics you name it he was draped in it head to toe. He would shadowbox and try to get people to ask him if he fights UFC and of course he said yes to all of them. I just kinda ignored the guy until he stumbled into the gym I do BJJ at a couple months ago. I'm a former Marine and I guess this guy was telling everyone about how he's was the toughest grunt in the corps and blah blah blah.

I showed up for training a little late and warmups were already going so I missed his schpiel to my teammates. When I got there my instructor said "Hey Zach here is a Marine too," and you could tell that he wasn't happy that I was there. I guess it's because he couldn't BS them with me there without getting called out. So we started training and he fuckin SUCKED. He was gassed in 2 minutes getting tapped by pretty much everyone except guys he was way larger than. I had a ton of fun having my way with this badass. He ended up puking all over the sidewalk in front of the gym, acting all defeated and weird and left never to be seen again. I heard he still walks around like the MMA gatekeeper of In-Shape though because he is safe from having to prove himself there. Phone Post

In-shape? U must be in the 209. What city?

Ps. In shape sucks
2/15/13 12:39 AM
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We have a couple chicks that look like sister steel at our gym that intimidate the fuck out of me and I'm pretty sure I stare at them like it's my job when I'm working out Phone Post
2/15/13 2:11 AM
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rustyshakleford - The gym is horrible. When I was 18, i worked out at a tiny gym, but everyone was way cool. There was no yelling, no screaming, everyone wore appropriate clothing. Nothing crazy. I remember one older guy yelling at me because i was putting "the plates on the wrong way" I like to put the numbers facing in. "I have little hands, its easier for me to carry" i told him. Dude yells at me, this an older guy , like early forties, "You DONT PUT THEM ON THE INSIDE, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING".
Out of no where, my older buddy who was teaching me how to lift comes out of the restroom and gets on the guy. He gets right in his face and was like "This kid is 16, he's just learning, give him a fucking break. Everyone knows, you put the fucking numbers on the inside".
Old dude kicks the bench and yells, "fuck this place, fucking faggots".
it was a weird day.

2/15/13 2:15 AM
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rustyshakleford - The gym is horrible. When I was 18, i worked out at a tiny gym, but everyone was way cool. There was no yelling, no screaming, everyone wore appropriate clothing. Nothing crazy. I remember one older guy yelling at me because i was putting "the plates on the wrong way" I like to put the numbers facing in. "I have little hands, its easier for me to carry" i told him. Dude yells at me, this an older guy , like early forties, "You DONT PUT THEM ON THE INSIDE, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING".
Out of no where, my older buddy who was teaching me how to lift comes out of the restroom and gets on the guy. He gets right in his face and was like "This kid is 16, he's just learning, give him a fucking break. Everyone knows, you put the fucking numbers on the inside".
Old dude kicks the bench and yells, "fuck this place, fucking faggots".
it was a weird day.

lol
2/15/13 9:25 AM
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I usually just get into my lifting zone after warming up and keep to my own devices at the gym. I don't give a damn what other people do as long as it doesn't impact me or my routines. I don't give advice and I don't really look for too much of it (the exception being that if someone notices me doing a movement so wrong that i'll kill myself haha) If some guy wants to workout in jeans and polo more power to him as long as he stays out of my way.

But the is always something that can tick you off, and yesterday it was this guy doing pushups and then stepping in front of me while i was lifting in front of the mirror and flexing his biceps. I wanted to crack him over the head with a dumbbell and stomp him (DRIVE) style.
2/15/13 10:00 AM
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Worst I saw was an 18 ish fat kid in muck boots wearing blue jeans sleeveless shirt banging out curls standing up swinging his hips.  I left.

2/15/13 1:31 PM
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shirtless 17 year old HS kids in the main reason I left my last gym. One more chubby kid with no shirt and a beenie and I would have taken a few out with me....
2/15/13 1:38 PM
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Hipster kid in jean shorts running around the track holding his pants up while he runs

2/17/13 8:53 PM
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The gym employee who come over and makes such a big deal about what to do or what not to do while talking to obvious novices that they choose to just leave after he's done talking. and his inability to realize he did more harm than good.

 

i saw this a few weeks ago and almost lost it. employee chased off two young guys that were trying to learn how to use the benchpress. i was pissed.

3/22/13 1:06 PM
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How about the "Snake"....the dude who hisses with every rep.

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3/22/13 2:03 PM
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Pito Chueco - How about the "Snake"....the dude who hisses with every rep.

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3/22/13 2:05 PM
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I can tell you trainers are turning into bigger assholes w a greater sense on entitlement.

I'm all for stepping aside to let someone w. a client work but I'm not looking to have the equipment I'm using jacked from me. Phone Post
3/22/13 3:32 PM
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Jesus KO'd stayrad -
DiazsBongWater - Me and my mate were using the leg press machine, when this little hottie walks by and starts using a machine next to us.
Now I out weigh my mate by about 30kgs so I was leg pressing much more than he was capable of so when I hopped off and he got on.. To impress the bird, he kept my weight on the machine and started to press... Half way through his first lift he strained like crazy farted his fucking guts out! Me and the girl started crying with laughter, he went straight to the changing rooms! Phone Post
13lbs heavier and your mate can't keep up with ur weight ? Does he even lift ? Phone Post
30kg = 66lbs Phone Post

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