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3/22/13 3:47 PM
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i hate fuckers that come into my gym and don't know the difference between standard and metric
3/22/13 4:07 PM
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kkmmnn - i hate fuckers that come into my gym and don't know the difference between standard and metric
What difference does it make. Phone Post
3/22/13 4:08 PM
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kkmmnn - i hate fuckers that come into my gym and don't know the difference between standard and metric
What difference does it make. Phone Post
Like I mean I know the difference between the units but why would it matter. Just say plate Phone Post
3/22/13 4:17 PM
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This week I had the local fitness milf/attention whore try to add me to her group of "friends" the other day. She asked if she could work in with me, I told her it was my last set and it was all hers then moved on.

When I was in Afghanistan, there was a guy who would go to the gym and sit in the corner talking on his cellphone the whole time he was there. Never once jumped on a bike or did curls in the squat rack. I guess just being physically present was enough for him.
3/23/13 11:07 AM
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kkmmnn - i hate fuckers that come into my gym and don't know the difference between standard and metric
What difference does it make. Phone Post
Like I mean I know the difference between the units but why would it matter. Just say plate Phone Post
Haha, buddy's raging. Phone Post
3/23/13 5:27 PM
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SnapLocally - Farting where people are breathing heavy.

legit lol
From the first page I just noticed. My friend used to always fart before bench and I didn't wanna lie on the bench so I called doorknob one time knowing there aren't many nearby in my gym and gave him the hardest punch on the arm. I had finger imprints from my fist in his arm. Needless to say he sprinted to the door and never did it again.

(For those not aware, doorknob is a game where if you fart someone can call doorknob. If they do, they're allowed to punch your arm as many times as he wants until you touch a doorknob.) Phone Post
3/23/13 5:29 PM
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evad6317 - This week I had the local fitness milf/attention whore try to add me to her group of "friends" the other day. She asked if she could work in with me, I told her it was my last set and it was all hers then moved on.

When I was in Afghanistan, there was a guy who would go to the gym and sit in the corner talking on his cellphone the whole time he was there. Never once jumped on a bike or did curls in the squat rack. I guess just being physically present was enough for him.
Maybe he just wanted to watch dudes sweat glistening as they worked out and he was secretly snapping pics the entire time. Phone Post
3/23/13 5:54 PM
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Hipster douchebags who stare and laugh with their friends when you lift heavy weights. I don't get it? Do they go to the gym just to make fun of people who are in much better shape than them?

Or people who get pissed when you drop weights on the floor. Sometimes I get pissed too, mainly because they usually slam the weights when they are light. But if im deadlifting over 400 lbs. till failure, im eventually going to drop some weights.
3/23/13 6:55 PM
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East indians w too much calogne. Always one trying to make out with his girlfriend ....to try and impress somebody i guess Phone Post
3/23/13 7:11 PM
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JuniorCallMeMaybe -  East indians w too much calogne. Always one trying to make out with his girlfriend ....to try and impress somebody i guess Phone Post

The other day, there was some guy that had enough cologne on to stink up a 20 foot radius around himself. 

3/25/13 11:35 AM
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A fat guy is now stalking me at the gym. Very uncomfortable. 

3/25/13 1:33 PM
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A fat guy is now stalking me at the gym. Very uncomfortable. 

That's just the mirror man Phone Post
3/25/13 1:36 PM
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A fat guy is now stalking me at the gym. Very uncomfortable. 

That's just the mirror man Phone Post

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3/25/13 2:46 PM
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A fat guy is now stalking me at the gym. Very uncomfortable. 

That's just the mirror man Phone Post

boom. lol

3/25/13 3:06 PM
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Authority Figure - As far as I'm concerned, using the sauna with men you don't know is a violation. If I'm in that bugger and you enter, I'm getting up and leaving. Can't do it.
Are you seriously that scared that you might like dick? Phone Post
3/25/13 3:50 PM
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Rookies Working out with too many people

You know, when you have 8 teens around a bench talking while 1 guy presses and then he finishes and they all stand around and loiter for 20 mins in the middle of the free weight area.
Then they break into teams of 3 and alternate sets of standing dumbbell curls for the remaining only exercise of their workout.

Track pants and wife beaters seem to be the official uniform of these kids. Phone Post
4/28/13 3:40 AM
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Aj14o - Hipster douchebags who stare and laugh with their friends when you lift heavy weights. I don't get it? Do they go to the gym just to make fun of people who are in much better shape than them?

Or people who get pissed when you drop weights on the floor. Sometimes I get pissed too, mainly because they usually slam the weights when they are light. But if im deadlifting over 400 lbs. till failure, im eventually going to drop some weights.

Today I was doing front squats and a group of 4 guys that had been doing a lot of biceps walked behind me. I was in the middle of a set and it seemed like this person was really close behind me and stated "That guy doesn't even know what he is doing. The bar is supposed to be on your back for squats not in the front. What an idiot".
4/28/13 6:59 AM
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Authority Figure - Here's an etiquette question: should you wipe down the controls on a treadmill and the elliptic machine? I do it, but it seems like a colossal waste of paper towels?
It's much appreciated if you do, but not expected, as they get wiped with disinfectant every hour or two (where I work at least). Dudes who leave piles of sweat ON the treadmills/cross trainers piss me off. Never understood how some people sweat so much. Phone Post 3.0
4/28/13 7:33 AM
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Authority Figure - Here's an etiquette question: should you wipe down the controls on a treadmill and the elliptic machine? I do it, but it seems like a colossal waste of paper towels?
It's much appreciated if you do, but not expected, as they get wiped with disinfectant every hour or two (where I work at least). Dudes who leave piles of sweat ON the treadmills/cross trainers piss me off. Never understood how some people sweat so much. Phone Post 3.0
Some ppl are just sweaty bastards when they work out ie) me .Which is why I always wipe down controls after use Phone Post 3.0
4/28/13 7:35 AM
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Authority Figure - Here's an etiquette question: should you wipe down the controls on a treadmill and the elliptic machine? I do it, but it seems like a colossal waste of paper towels?
It's much appreciated if you do, but not expected, as they get wiped with disinfectant every hour or two (where I work at least). Dudes who leave piles of sweat ON the treadmills/cross trainers piss me off. Never understood how some people sweat so much. Phone Post 3.0
Some ppl are just sweaty bastards when they work out ie) me .Which is why I always wipe down controls after use Phone Post 3.0
Voted up for hygiene Phone Post 3.0
4/28/13 7:53 AM
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People on there phones in the locker rooms. Stop taking pics of my booty hole Phone Post
4/28/13 7:53 AM
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4/28/13 8:05 AM
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shadow boxing in a non-box/martial arts gym
4/28/13 8:56 AM
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thedirtyburger - People on there phones in the locker rooms. Stop taking pics of my booty hole Phone Post
Stop exposing your bootyhole. Phone Post
4/28/13 6:18 PM
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thedirtyburger - People on there phones in the locker rooms. Stop taking pics of my booty hole Phone Post
People who get annoyed when I take photo of their booty holes and sell them to gay porn sites. Phone Post 3.0

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