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11/5/12 4:34 PM
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ranier wolfcastle
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gor me the viloation would be going to a gym

11/5/12 4:56 PM
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Saltyballs -  I can't stand it when people leave their crap everywhere. No your water bottle, wallet, and keys don't get their own bench.

Nothing worse than walking up to use a machine and someone has all their BS laid out on the seat. Phone Post

Why is that such a big deal? If I've been waiting for a bench or something and I need to grab a drink for example I'll put something of mine on it so no one takes it while I'm gone. Not saying it's cool to leave it there for long periods of time or anything but if its quick I don't see the problem.
If you're not ready to use the bench than you shouldn't hold up and waste someone else's time. Not the biggest deal in the world but it is a bit selfish. Phone Post
11/5/12 5:50 PM
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Saltyballs -  I can't stand it when people leave their crap everywhere. No your water bottle, wallet, and keys don't get their own bench.

Nothing worse than walking up to use a machine and someone has all their BS laid out on the seat. Phone Post

Why is that such a big deal? If I've been waiting for a bench or something and I need to grab a drink for example I'll put something of mine on it so no one takes it while I'm gone. Not saying it's cool to leave it there for long periods of time or anything but if its quick I don't see the problem.

A drink of water between sets is fine. It's the douches that leave their shit on a bench while working out right next to it that get me.
11/5/12 5:51 PM
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Doing PUSH UPS on a squat rack. Jeez I wanted to stomp on his head.
11/5/12 5:58 PM
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Shitting yourself whilst doing a squat.. Phone Post
11/5/12 5:59 PM
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Authority Figure - 11. Wearing Skechers for jogging shoes.

12. Smelling like Marijuana when you come to the gym.

13. Hogging the basketball court when its open gym and kids are trying to play on one side.

14. Selling meth in the parking lot during the gym's annual 5K.

15. Working at a gym, and not speaking to people as they come and go.

Skechers has some legit running shoes now, although I'm not a fan of them.

Lol @ #12 and 14.
11/5/12 6:13 PM
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Authority Figure - 11. Wearing Skechers for jogging shoes.

12. Smelling like Marijuana when you come to the gym.

13. Hogging the basketball court when its open gym and kids are trying to play on one side.

14. Selling meth in the parking lot during the gym's annual 5K.

15. Working at a gym, and not speaking to people as they come and go.

#13 doesn't make much sense.  It's pretty much standard that a full court run gets started up once there's enough players to do it.  It's always been like this anywhere you go.  When I was a kid, I knew to get off the court when adults were running a game.  It affects me too when I'm getting shots up and get my rim hijacked because people want to run full, but just gotta accept it anyways.

11/5/12 6:17 PM
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"5. Setting the incline on the treadmill to 6.0, and the speed to 3.0 then holding on to the contraption while you walk up a pretend hill."

Never understood. It's even better if the person, while holding onto the handle, is also reading a magazine.
11/5/12 6:27 PM
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Here's a good one: there is a lady that comes to the gym in pants, cashmere sweater....and workout gloves...lol then reads a book on a treadmill..for 10min, then walks around for 40min after that.. Phone Post
11/5/12 7:12 PM
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I don't care what people wear, how they work out, if they make noise, any of that. Just don't make it hard for other people around you to work out.

-if you use dumbbells, move away from the rack during the set; don't block the path next to the dumbbell rack.

-when someone is lifting, especially free weights, stay far enough away from them that they don't have to even consider the possibility of you bumping into them during the lift.

-you don't get to hold onto two machines at once; I know you want to be Arnold, but you don't have some right to superset during prime time unless you actually are Arnold.

-stuff that belongs to the gym goes back where you found it, and the stuff you brought to the gym stays on your person.


11/6/12 2:32 AM
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Beats headphones
11/6/12 8:19 AM
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Most of this stuff I don't care about. Wear whatever, flex in the mirror, read a book, I couldn't care less.

It's the inconsiderate or lazy people that are annoying. Phone Post
11/6/12 8:25 AM
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OG1 Kenobi_BFTT -  I never rack my weights. If you can't lift what I lift, then you deserve the shame of pussifying the bar. Phone Post

hahahaa fuck yeah
11/6/12 8:46 AM
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I know a guy who was banned from our local chain for spending too much time in the jacuzzi and making female patrons feel uncomfortable. LOL

He's my hero.
11/6/12 8:48 AM
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The most annoying thing about the gym are gym rats and meat heads who think their awesome because they work out.

You have a special closet for all your gym clothes and shoes? good for you.....Fuck off.

My technique isn't perfect? sorry.....Fuck off.

I'm not lifting enough, running fast enough, doing enough sets, being awesome enough? ouch.....Fuck off

You eat super clean all the time? that's a good thing for you to do......Fuck off?

Think the gym is there only for you and your meat head friends? No it's not....Fuck off?
11/6/12 8:51 AM
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awesomestprime - The most annoying thing about the gym are gym rats and meat heads who think their awesome because they work out.

You have a special closet for all your gym clothes and shoes? good for you.....Fuck off.

My technique isn't perfect? sorry.....Fuck off.

I'm not lifting enough, running fast enough, doing enough sets, being awesome enough? ouch.....Fuck off

You eat super clean all the time? that's a good thing for you to do......Fuck off?

Think the gym is there only for you and your meat head friends? No it's not....Fuck off?

you ok bro?

11/6/12 8:59 AM
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Dudes who look at you dead in the eye while drying their balls with a towel


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11/6/12 9:25 AM
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The Mammoth -
awesomestprime - The most annoying thing about the gym are gym rats and meat heads who think their awesome because they work out.

You have a special closet for all your gym clothes and shoes? good for you.....Fuck off.

My technique isn't perfect? sorry.....Fuck off.

I'm not lifting enough, running fast enough, doing enough sets, being awesome enough? ouch.....Fuck off

You eat super clean all the time? that's a good thing for you to do......Fuck off?

Think the gym is there only for you and your meat head friends? No it's not....Fuck off?

you ok bro?

Let him bang bro Phone Post
11/6/12 9:33 AM
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Type R - The 24 hour fitness I go to has tvs in the locker room which encourages old men to stand around naked watching them.


-Wearing Ed Hardy jeans, a wife beater, and gel in your hair while only doing curls.

-Drinking coffee or monster while working out

-Not wiping sweat off the bench or machine

-Hogging too much space in the locker room with your shit scattered everywhere so I can't get to my locker

-Singing or rapping along with the music you're listening to on your headphones.

-Using weights a foot away from the weight rack

locker rooms encourage old men to stand around naked. It's like some immutable law of the universe. Male locker room=old men hanging out taking turns blow drying their balls
I can't wait to get to that age when things no longer bother me. Like these old guys don't give a shit about ANYTHING. Phone Post
THIS
must be amazing to literallysay & do whatever the fuck you want to. Phone Post
11/6/12 10:02 AM
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Fucking gym employees getting on me about pissing in the hot tub, mind your business. Phone Post
11/6/12 10:19 AM
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I'd say the number one thing is meat heads correcting you or trying to give you advice as you lift. They tend to wear a golds gym gay tank top that shows their man cleavage, from gyno.

Sorry meat heads. I'll do this my way. I may not get results as fast because I'm not cycling Deca with Test E, but at least I will be living a healthier lifestyle

Fyi soon to be certified fitness specialist and personal trainer:-P Phone Post
11/6/12 8:49 PM
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(So) Distance and length of time. Phone Post
11/6/12 9:09 PM
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El_Varaco - Dudes who look at you dead in the eye while drying their balls with a towel


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I thought we had a connection Phone Post
11/6/12 9:23 PM
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El_Varaco - Dudes who look at you dead in the eye while drying their balls with a towel


Fucking tease Phone Post
I thought we had a connection Phone Post

fucking do something about it then
11/6/12 9:32 PM
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You faggots voted me down for calling out you meatheadyness.

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