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11/6/12 9:35 PM
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KiserSmash
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ajsr - I know a guy who was banned from our local chain for spending too much time in the jacuzzi and making female patrons feel uncomfortable. LOL

He's my hero.
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11/6/12 9:53 PM
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I hate when I walk into the locker room and there's guys with their shirt off posing in the mirror. Phone Post
11/6/12 10:02 PM
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Assholes who jump into the pool right out of the sauna without rinsing their sweat Phone Post
11/6/12 10:04 PM
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Also, guys that do dumbell curls with too much weight and swing their whole body to get the weight up.

And guys that put so much wright on tar their spotter does most of the reps for them.

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11/6/12 10:15 PM
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- Reading a book during cardio or in between sets
- taking 5 minutes between each set on a machine
- standing right by the machine you want until the person leaves
- using the phrase "redonk"
- watching tv for more than a minute
- being naked outside of the shower for more than a minute
- pooping during workouts Phone Post
11/6/12 11:28 PM
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dickhead gym employees who think they are tough.

double if they are fat.

triple if they are fat and bald.

quad if fat, bald, and wear a backwards cap.

11/7/12 1:04 AM
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Fat, out of shape personal trainers. Like someone is really going to pay you and take your advice fatty.
11/7/12 1:45 AM
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Asking a guy to spot on bench for safety reasons. Giving them a 15 second instruction about not touching the bar or helping unless I ask for it. Then when the set starts they immediately latch onto the bar and pull it right out of my groove.

Picking weights off the squat rack while I'm doing squats. Had someone bump the bar doing that. Luckily I was half way on the down portion and was able to dump the bar on the spotting bars.
11/7/12 2:58 PM
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Becoming a bellydance instructor.

Attending any class called praise dance.

Texting for longer than 1 min while you sit/lean on a machine. Phone Post
11/7/12 3:05 PM
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Authority Figure - Becoming a bellydance instructor.

Attending any class called praise dance.

Texting for longer than 1 min while you sit/lean on a machine. Phone Post
What if they are lifting heavy and their rest period is 3 minutes? Can they text longer than 1 minute? Phone Post
11/7/12 3:06 PM
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LOL I FULLY ADMIT TO DOING THE 6 INCLINE AT 3.5   

 

 

FUCK YOU ITS LOW IMPACT ON MY KNEES FAGGOT.

11/7/12 3:08 PM
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Dman3456 -  - Reading a book during cardio or in between sets
- taking 5 minutes between each set on a machine
- standing right by the machine you want until the person leaves
- using the phrase "redonk"
- watching tv for more than a minute
- being naked outside of the shower for more than a minute
- pooping during workouts Phone Post

What's wrong with reading a book during cardio?
11/7/12 3:10 PM
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I was using the jungle gym straps at my gym when a trainer Sparks up a casual conversation. I'm thinking I finally have a friend at the gym when he tells me he's certified in the straps and will train me for a discount. I said no thanks and the dude hasn't said a word to me since. Phone Post
11/7/12 3:14 PM
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I always get machine blocked by these two bitches on leg day. They use three machines at once and pretend they don't speak English so nobody says shit to them. Phone Post
11/7/12 3:15 PM
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11/7/12 3:25 PM
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*blow drying and combing your hair while naked in the locker room.
*cutting your toe nails while naked in the locker room.
*grunting
*flexing
*cut up sweat shirts
*Names on the back of your weight belt ie: bulldog, pitbull, connan, thore etc...
11/7/12 3:25 PM
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11/7/12 6:08 PM
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Fat people talking about how remarkable Dark Matter is... Phone Post
11/7/12 6:43 PM
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awesomestprime - The most annoying thing about the gym are gym rats and meat heads who think their awesome because they work out.

You have a special closet for all your gym clothes and shoes? good for you.....Fuck off.

My technique isn't perfect? sorry.....Fuck off.

I'm not lifting enough, running fast enough, doing enough sets, being awesome enough? ouch.....Fuck off

You eat super clean all the time? that's a good thing for you to do......Fuck off?

Think the gym is there only for you and your meat head friends? No it's not....Fuck off?

Legit LOL.
11/7/12 7:04 PM
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Tyson86 - This drives me into a murderous rage.


Black people?

11/7/12 7:06 PM
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not putting weights back
and not cleaning after use
11/7/12 9:33 PM
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lol you guys would hate me.

I often set up my phone for video so I can form check once or twice during my workout.

In fairness, I work out alone and do not have a partner or spotter, so this is the best way for me to get instant feedback and to make sure I'm covering my bases, technique-wise.

But yeah, I know it makes me look like an asshole.
11/7/12 10:13 PM
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We have to stop this cerebral palsy on cerebral palsy crime.
11/8/12 6:07 PM
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11/8/12 6:10 PM
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