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11/20/12 12:59 PM
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FCTV808
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1. everytime i see female hug another female (outside of family members), i picture one or the other (or both) doing each other w/ strap ons.


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11/20/12 4:40 PM
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I look at my relatives tits and rate if they eligible for porn!
11/20/12 7:37 PM
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Yea, the strap on thing haunts me as well. I also wonder which girls like their ass lingus'ed. Phone Post
11/20/12 9:46 PM
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I think every girl like black cock shoved done their throat



And ass. Phone Post
11/20/12 9:47 PM
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Thinks if my neighbor invites me in for a glass of water she prolly wants to fuck me Phone Post
11/20/12 9:48 PM
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That all girls love it in the ass



Some of them just don't know it yet Phone Post
11/20/12 11:49 PM
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...ass 2 mouth...i'm always surprised when they let me!
11/25/12 6:38 AM
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Wife of a casual acquaintance went to school with a pornstar that does hardcore porn. I can barely look at her b/c I imagine doing the things they do to her friend on film. This includes the use of machines and long poles. The very first scene I saw of her, I thought was a real hape scene b/c it was some hardcore pussy plunging. My blood literally ran cold b/c I was in utter shock thinking I was witnessing some underground wicked shit.

It wasn't until a year later the same broad started popping up in some other hardcore stuff that I thought, okay, that wasn't real.

Anyway, I can't look at my friend's wife straight in the face for more than 4 seconds.
11/25/12 6:40 AM
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And well... I have spoken about my fascination with drills.
11/25/12 6:56 AM
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Power drills!! Phone Post
11/25/12 2:27 PM
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i would like one of the scenes w/ power tools to go wrong so that we get a bonus snuff.
11/25/12 4:39 PM
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It's already happened. I don't have the original news postings but here's another site that still has it on file.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/03/11/saws-in-vaginas-dangerous/



Saws In Vaginas: Dangerous
Posted by Amanda Hess on Mar. 11, 2009 at 12:34 pm


Putting a saw in your vagina is very dangerous, even if you put a rubber dildo over that saw prior to putting the saw into your vagina. A Southern Maryland couple learned that the hard way over the weekend when a man put a saw in a dildo into a woman's vagina, only to have the saw cut through the dildo and then, inevitably, through the woman.


In a call to 911, the man explained that "he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman." The 27-year-old victim, "injured and bleeding," was " flown to Prince George’s hospital center by Maryland State Police."

Now, normally I would say to you: Saws! They are for cutting. Don't be surprised if they cut through things, such as your genitalia, or your rubber thing molded to approximate genitalia. However, if you do want to stick a saw in there, you'd do well to invest in the FuckSall Fucking Adapter (pictured), a $98 gizmo that can be used "alone if you like raw metal," or "with the Doc Johnson 8 inch vacu lock penis for a more realistic fuck." The adapter "works on most Sawzall's or that type of reciprocating saws" (like this one, available on Amazon from $79.99).

That's a $177.99 investment to harness the natural power of a saw (hurting) and bring it into your sex life (pleasure). It's a steal, really.

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11/25/12 5:07 PM
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perfect!
11/25/12 9:48 PM
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i hope she cut through her ovaries and can not reproduce...bitches be trippin

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