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12/6/12 7:29 AM
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gokudamus stole my name III
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say a girl comes up to you and starts attacking. She hits you and is just wild. I don't hit girls so I wouldn't do that but what do you do? Do you choke her out trying to restrain her or what?

Curious to see what you guys say

12/6/12 7:30 AM
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Hocky Balboa
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Try to put up a fight.


I don't want to be 0-2 versus the female persuasion. Phone Post
12/6/12 7:48 AM
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Blunderhooks
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Kick her in the cunt.

I assume it doesn't hurt as much as being kicked in the balls, but it's worth a try. Phone Post
12/6/12 7:50 AM
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Grab her forearms and hold them taught at bay Phone Post
12/6/12 7:50 AM
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mikerobmma
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Power teep.

Find the nearest person filming with their cell phone.

*thumbs up and smile* Phone Post
12/6/12 7:54 AM
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ManWithTheIronFists
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Dance around like Anderson Silva dodging her punches and just laugh at her.
12/6/12 7:57 AM
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I'd knock her clean out. Phone Post
12/6/12 8:01 AM
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Wipe my penis on her curtains

12/6/12 8:01 AM
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Have a chick with you to dummy her
12/6/12 8:12 AM
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Gabkicks
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wrap ur d**k around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower.
12/6/12 8:17 AM
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Big Pookie
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Take your clothes off.
12/6/12 8:18 AM
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MysteriousNinjaFromMars
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Power Double and headbutt her to bolivia
12/6/12 8:20 AM
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MentaL
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Badger, badger, badger, badger.

back up, if she lands, restrain. 

12/6/12 8:29 AM
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stevekt
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Touch boobies but make it look like an accident.
12/6/12 8:30 AM
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I bang bro. Phone Post
12/6/12 8:36 AM
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AbbottMary
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oh you goin to hell now!!!!!!!
12/6/12 8:37 AM
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cantuna4u
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I want to be attacked by chicks!
I want to be roofied and chloroformed and straight up had by some hot freak.
It never happens though.
Ill be lucky if it ever does.
Embrace it bro.
Dont fight back.
Take it.
Take ALL of it... Phone Post
12/6/12 8:37 AM
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Kirik
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The UnderGround, Mayor

Apologize for watching too much MMA with the boys instead of Say Yes to the Dress with her.

12/6/12 8:39 AM
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BearsDownAzzUp
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throw her on her ass and tell her to stay there before I do some real damage...

no excuse to be hitting anyone for no reason.
12/6/12 8:42 AM
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stevekt - Touch boobies but make it look like an accident.

This.
12/6/12 8:57 AM
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Elhoffo
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Punch her in the tit and run away !! It's a lose lose situation so don't play that game. Phone Post
12/6/12 9:08 AM
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Lol reminds me of that one vid where the dude pulls out his dick n a these girls start going crazy Phone Post
12/6/12 9:13 AM
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Domenico - Grab her forearms and hold them taught at bay Phone Post
Making her frustrated by not being able to move her arms is a good way to get yourself a knee to the groin. Phone Post
12/6/12 9:16 AM
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Unzip and start jacking furiously.

12/6/12 9:30 AM
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Walk backwards, if she keeps coming, pump the jab Phone Post

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