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12/7/12 7:49 PM
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I know he knows his stuff, but who is the man behind the name and why is he held in high regard? No disrespect, just curious. Phone Post
12/7/12 7:52 PM
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Who is poops? No doubt a great intellectual, but I'd like to know more about him/her.
12/8/12 11:07 AM
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I heard he once killed a dog with his bare hands Phone Post
12/8/12 3:35 PM
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All I know about him is...

He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
Midgets look up to him.
Ghosts fear him.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
When sailing the wind is always at his back.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
He always rounds to five decimal points.
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
He's never not sat up straight.
As a toddler he taught others to walk.
At the book store people crowd to see him read.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.

My fav...
Dolphins love swimming with him.
 

12/8/12 6:39 PM
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Taku - 

All I know about him is...

He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
Midgets look up to him.
Ghosts fear him.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
When sailing the wind is always at his back.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
He always rounds to five decimal points.
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
He's never not sat up straight.
As a toddler he taught others to walk.
At the book store people crowd to see him read.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.

My fav...
Dolphins love swimming with him.
 


and he can tell the differance between butter, and i cant believe its not butter!

12/8/12 6:58 PM
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Taku
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Hey Rusty...LOL, barely.

12/9/12 10:31 AM
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Taku - 

All I know about him is...

He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
Midgets look up to him.
Ghosts fear him.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
When sailing the wind is always at his back.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
He always rounds to five decimal points.
He divorced his wife because he caught her littering.
His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
He's never not sat up straight.
As a toddler he taught others to walk.
At the book store people crowd to see him read.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.

My fav...
Dolphins love swimming with him.
 


and when taku does a push-up he doesnt push himself up;
he pushes the world down
12/9/12 11:26 AM
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12/10/12 1:49 AM
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lol
12/10/12 2:20 PM
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Taku
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ravenman,

where did you find that picture of me?

TAKU <--- A.K.A. MIMITW

12/10/12 11:44 PM
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TAKU is not afraid of the 9/11 clown.
12/10/12 11:44 PM
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Taku does not fear /b.

/b fears Taku.
12/11/12 7:47 PM
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when women have sex with god they scream "TAKU"
12/11/12 11:16 PM
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Holy Sh-t!!!

Rugerboy, that seriously made me lol...

Thanks.

TAKU

12/11/12 11:23 PM
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ruggerbouy - when women have sex with god they scream "TAKU"
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12/12/12 2:38 PM
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lol no worries at all, have another

Jean Claude Van-Damme, Steven Seagal, and Taku, all stood before god;
god said "I need a new right hand, who of you is worthy?"

Jean Claude said "I can do a 360 degree spin jump kick!"

Steven Seagul said "I can make any man cower with a stare!!"

Taku said "your in my seat!!!"

12/12/12 4:44 PM
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Chocolate Shatner
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except that TAKU would have said it grammatically correct. "You're in my seat."
12/12/12 4:56 PM
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Chocolate Shatner - except that TAKU would have said it grammatically correct. "You're in my seat."

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA, good eye
12/12/12 5:57 PM
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You guys rock.

TAKU

12/12/12 8:02 PM
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When Taku jumps into water he doesnt get wet: water gets Taku. Phone Post
12/12/12 9:08 PM
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when Taku opens of a bag of lays chips..... he can eat just one
12/14/12 1:05 PM
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Did I ever tell you about the time Taku and I went horseback riding, but there weren't any horses around? Anyway, Taku throws a saddle on my back and rides me around Wyoming for three days. Well, wouldn't ya know it, my stamina increased with each day, and I develop tremendous leg muscles. So anyway, Taku decides to enter me into the Breeders Cup under the name Turkish Delight. And I'm running in second place, and I'm running, and I break my ankle. So anyway, they're about to shoot me. Then someone from the crowd yells out, God bless him, Dont shoot him, hes a human. Phone Post
12/14/12 4:42 PM
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Chocolate Shatner
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The Persians never even attempted to try and get TAKU to lay down his weapons.
12/14/12 6:33 PM
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The funny thing is that this thread has been done before...

I think my favorite answer was,

"Taku is all things to all people".

Runner up,

"Didn't he send Samurai Jack to the future?"

but LOL@ this...

"His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell."
12/14/12 9:31 PM
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Taku
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Hey N.S.,

you're right. I remember that thread (a long time ago). I think I eve saved it somewhere on an old Desk top PC. Forgot about the Samurai Jack one...that's awesome.

TAKU


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