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12/10/12 2:46 PM
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You've seen all the commercials! Get the Deluxe Model Body Action System for only $499.99!! For a limited time only! PLUS FREE SHIPPING with the purchase of the Deluxe Unit. Call us today 1-877-382-6669.
12/11/12 9:36 AM
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I will give you 300 bucks, and a bottle of my home made wine.

Deal?

12/11/12 9:36 AM
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12/11/12 9:37 AM
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12/11/12 9:38 AM
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12/11/12 10:42 AM
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Thanks for all the Body Action System posts!! $499.99 is our sale price right now, can't go any lower than that Dougie. Would have loved to try your home made wine though;)
12/11/12 10:42 AM
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Thanks for all the Body Action System posts!! $499.99 is our sale price right now, can't go any lower than that Dougie. Would have loved to try your home made wine though;)
12/11/12 10:47 AM
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Body Action System - Thanks for all the Body Action System posts!! $499.99 is our sale price right now, can't go any lower than that Dougie. Would have loved to try your home made wine though;)

That is a nice counter offer. Let me try again. I will give you $350.00, a bottle of my home made wine, and a personalized video of Robin Black styling and colouring my hair the colour of your choice.

12/11/12 10:48 AM
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12/11/12 10:51 AM
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12/11/12 11:19 AM
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Your offer is very tempting. Sorry though $499.99, plus applicable taxes, and free shipping.
12/11/12 11:22 AM
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...son of a...

12/11/12 11:25 AM
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Ok, ok, ok...how about this:

1) $362.00 (Payable in rolled pennies. You know they don't make them anymore so they will be more valuable as time goes on!)

2) A bottle of my home made Christmas wine. (It's home made for pete's sake!)

3) A personalized video of Robin Black cutting and styling my hair AND colouring it the colour of your choice.

4) A basket of JHR's home made chicken wings...wait for it...WITH HIS FAMOUS HOT SAUCE...and...get ready...a video of JHR making said wings! (Can't show you how he makes the hot sauce due to trademark issues)

Come on!

12/11/12 11:37 AM
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You sir are a very funny man!! As much as i see value in your offer, i don't think my boss would share the same view.
12/11/12 12:05 PM
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I see you play hardball.

Fine.

1) $371.84 (Payable in rolled pennies. You know they don't make them anymore so they will be more valuable as time goes on!)

2) A bottle of my home made Christmas wine. (It's home made for pete's sake!)

3) A colour, glossy finish 8X10 signed by me to you.

4) A personalized video of Robin Black cutting and styling my hair AND colouring it the colour of your choice while he sings his hit song, "Some of you boys" acapella.

5) A basket of JHR's home made chicken wings...wait for it...WITH HIS FAMOUS HOT SAUCE...and...get ready...a video of JHR making said wings! WITH THE DAMN SECRET SAUCE RECIPE!

6) I will ask Mark Hominick if he will fight me in the ring while I am wearing a suit similar to this:

 

12/11/12 12:13 PM
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If you can get Mark Hominick to endorse the Body Action System, then I might be able to convince my boss to budge on the price.
12/11/12 12:15 PM
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...ok, I can't lie. I probably can't deliver on that last item. I have no clue how I would get that suit. Sorry. I got a little carried away. Instead, I will throw in a private lesson with Joe "El Dirte'" Doerksen paid for by me. (You have to find your own way there and accomadations)

12/11/12 12:16 PM
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Plus I can't ensure that Joe won't do things to you, so you're on your own in terms of safety.

12/11/12 12:20 PM
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Body Action System - If you can get Mark Hominick to endorse the Body Action System, then I might be able to convince my boss to budge on the price.

I'm not allowed to speak on behalf of Mark anymore. Not since my attempt to have him endorse the Sham-Wow and replace Vince.

That didn't end so well for me...or my liver...

12/11/12 12:51 PM
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Great pic of El Dirte! The ring girl on the left looks like she's thinking about doing some nasty things to Joe. The one on the right, maybe not so much.
12/11/12 3:18 PM
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Body Action System - Great pic of El Dirte! The ring girl on the left looks like she's thinking about doing some nasty things to Joe. The one on the right, maybe not so much.

The one on the left is Edith. A good Canadian girl. She obviously wants Joe. Arianny is on the right. She's busy thinking of ways to kick her BF to the curb so she can get with Joe.

Joe however, is no man-whore. A woman has to know her Star Trek and smell like hamburgers if she wants to get with him.

12/11/12 3:22 PM
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I didn't want to have to go here but I have no choice.

1) $373.24 (Payable in rolled pennies. You know they don't make them anymore so they will be more valuable as time goes on!)

2) A bottle of my home made Christmas wine. (It's home made for pete's sake!)

3) A colour, glossy finish 8X10 of me, signed by me to you.

4) A personalized video of Robin Black cutting and styling my hair AND colouring it the colour of your choice while he sings his hit song, "Some of you boys" acapella.

5) A basket of JHR's home made chicken wings...wait for it...WITH HIS FAMOUS HOT SAUCE...and...get ready...a video of JHR making said wings! WITH THE DAMN SECRET SAUCE RECIPE!

6) A jug of french Canadian maple syrup.

7) An evening with an epileptic hooker in a bedroom full of strobe lights.

 

COME ON!

12/11/12 3:38 PM
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12/13/12 1:46 PM
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We seem to be at an impasse'.

Maybe one of the NHL moderators can help us out?


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