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12/11/12 11:05 AM
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Kirik
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Striking and somewhat boyishly handsome, action film star, musician, philanthropist, environmentalist, animal rights activist, producer, writer, guitarist, 7th-dan black belt in Aikido, and reserve deputy sheriff, Steven Seagal, talks with fellow LEOs about Jean Claude VanDamme.
12/11/12 11:09 AM
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I don't even have the courage to press play. 

12/11/12 11:11 AM
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I used to like seagal but to be honest hes getting a little old in the mma scene. Phone Post
12/11/12 11:13 AM
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Please go away Seagal. Please.
12/11/12 11:28 AM
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AndersonGOAT > Bisping
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Did anthing ever happen with that sex slave stuff?

12/11/12 11:52 AM
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Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.

12/11/12 11:56 AM
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I hate this delusional fat fucker
12/11/12 11:57 AM
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Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.

He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid. Phone Post
12/11/12 11:57 AM
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Not sure Steven Seagal should be making fun of Van Damme.

Van Damme looks to be in a great shape for his age,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYR3aIavQHI
12/11/12 11:57 AM
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12/11/12 12:00 PM
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MMAologist
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BadrMilk - Not sure Steven Seagal should be making fun of Van Damme.

Van Damme looks to be in a great shape for his age,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYR3aIavQHI
He really does.

JCVD by cardio Phone Post
12/11/12 12:02 PM
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That vid description is incredible! haha...well written, Kirik. 

 

But I agree with MentaL.  :)

12/11/12 12:02 PM
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Naderhood -

Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.

He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid. Phone Post

I was being sarcastic, hence the tai chi part of my comment. However, he's still a fat fuck who wouldnt last a minute with any legit regional MMA fighter.

12/11/12 12:03 PM
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Seagal more than likely USED to be capable of doing some legit Tai Chi shit. However, years and years of having somebody plan and coordinate his fight scenes have him convinced that he is some sort of fighting god. Seagal wouldnt last 1 minute with any regional MMA fighter.

Its people like Ariel Helwani. I am so sick of Ariel hanging from Seagull's nuts. It's so disgusting and I feel like Seagull, himself, doesn't know I he's being sincere or patronizing him.

For Ariel's sake, I hope he's trolling Phone Post
12/11/12 12:07 PM
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"He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid"

LMAO, this is why we know he has nothing to offer. The only person he has ever beaten is a woman.
12/11/12 12:09 PM
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Any sentence with the name Steven Seagal and the word "run" is de facto hilarious.

12/11/12 12:11 PM
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Nobody is making anyone their sex slave!!! Nagdammit!! Phone Post
12/11/12 12:15 PM
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Somebody should make a thread with a tournament of all the stars of The Expendables 1 & 2 and add Seagal to the mix and lets see if Seagal actually gets any legit votes from anyone as to whether or not he could actually beat anybody from that cast up. Besides troll votes from people who thinks its funny to continue with the Seagal troll, I dont think anybody in their right mind would actually vote for Seagal.

12/11/12 12:43 PM
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TuLegit -  I used to like seagal but to be honest hes getting a little old in the mma scene. Phone Post

This vid is very old which proves that people can get enough of him actually.

Put Seagal on TUF or in the commentating booth Dana, people care way more about him than about Ronda, deal with it.
12/11/12 12:47 PM
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Van Dammage would kick the living piss out of Seagull.

12/11/12 12:47 PM
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and Kirik, stop trolling !

12/11/12 12:49 PM
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Where's he going to see him, burger king?
12/11/12 12:52 PM
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Munk - "He's a dan'd black belt in shotokan. He's also a grand master of aikido. Anyone thinking he has nothing to offer is pretty stupid"

LMAO, this is why we know he has nothing to offer. The only person he has ever beaten is a woman.

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12/11/12 12:53 PM
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At this point, I think Ken Shamrock would have a legitimate chance of beating the shit out of Seagal. Heck, James Toney would probably sub him in the first.
12/11/12 12:54 PM
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Van Dammage would kick the living piss out of Seagull.


He's also ten years younger, it's like saying that Brock Lesnar would beat Machida senior, who gives a fuck, doesn't anything about them as martial arts practictioners.

Worse thing is Randy the PED cyborg calling out an old man like Seagal, trying to bait him into becoming an easy pay day but the sensei shut him down.

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