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12/11/12 9:18 PM
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The Cooler - Is this it? Is this the entire fucking thread?

Lame ass.

well you certainly are a bad ass man...sheesh. Lucky for all of us that we can hide behind our keyboards with you lurking on and about brah

12/11/12 10:48 PM
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The Cooler - Is this it? Is this the entire fucking thread?

Lame ass.

well you certainly are a bad ass man...sheesh. Lucky for all of us that we can hide behind our keyboards with you lurking on and about brah


I can tell you're a true bad ass yourself by your inability to take a joke.

Stick to trying to pick fights with women.
12/12/12 9:45 AM
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wow, lots of hate for a guy just sharing a story and some pics.  some of you guys need to relax.  

also - LOL @ tru hating on anyone.  amazing

12/12/12 9:50 AM
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suess - 

wow, lots of hate for a guy just sharing a story and some pics.  some of you guys need to relax.  

also - LOL @ tru hating on anyone.  amazing


haha ya dude. I guess I just have a diff sense or humor or whatever. possibly one of those "you had to be there" moments perhaps. either that or ive got to work on my ability to convey a story so as to captivate an audience full of tough guys. Mr Tru was exceptionally brutal :) But I understand. Thanks for teaching me to post pix by the way ive got it lccked down now. The next time I share a story I wont dare to post anything without photos. Otherwise ill feel the wrath of Mr Tru once more.

12/12/12 9:51 AM
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OP forgot to mention that his face is disfigured. That's the real reason why Ronda ran.
12/12/12 1:11 PM
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Ministry of Truth - OP forgot to mention that his face is disfigured. That's the real reason why Ronda ran.

yes, that and OP doesn't like showing his face much. Taco flavored kisses for you my friend.

Actually another UG'er name Big EP caught her at the end of that sprint and said that she was running down the stairs inside the arena as well. She was going into the weigh-ins.

12/12/12 6:52 PM
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The Cooler - Haha Tru voted me down out of anger.

Click faster, I want to beat CRE's record.

first time I have been back on this thread since my original post.  sorry to burst your bubble, but did not vote you down.  And the story is really cool, just not funny.

 

and this is for the OP, who thinks my two sentence reply was a tirade lol.  

 

 

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12/12/12 6:55 PM
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wow, lots of hate for a guy just sharing a story and some pics.  some of you guys need to relax.  

also - LOL @ tru hating on anyone.  amazing


I'm not hating..the title of the thread said Funny Ronda Story, I was dissapointed when I read the post and it was not funny.  Not much else to it.  

As proof that the story is not funny, I went to the bar the other night and yelled, hey everyone, I have a funny story, and the entire bar listened as I told the story.......I had three beer mugs smashed on my head and was thrown out of the bar as people screamed that was the least funny story I have ever heard.

 

just the facts man..sorry your story was not funny

12/12/12 7:15 PM
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wow, lots of hate for a guy just sharing a story and some pics.  some of you guys need to relax.  

also - LOL @ tru hating on anyone.  amazing


I'm not hating..the title of the thread said Funny Ronda Story, I was dissapointed when I read the post and it was not funny.  Not much else to it.  

As proof that the story is not funny, I went to the bar the other night and yelled, hey everyone, I have a funny story, and the entire bar listened as I told the story.......I had three beer mugs smashed on my head and was thrown out of the bar as people screamed that was the least funny story I have ever heard.

 

just the facts man..sorry your story was not funny


wow...i can totally not believe anyone would waste a beer let alone three beers on you. im sorry to see beer go to waste on such a douchebag

12/12/12 7:48 PM
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I can't believe this is on page three and no one has said it yet...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12/12/12 7:53 PM
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Dude I was there! I was the big dude in the black jacket. You looked at me and said "what the fuck".

She kinda ran off giggling as if she knew you.

Glad to hear you ended up meeting her
12/12/12 8:13 PM
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gage949 - Dude I was there! I was the big dude in the black jacket. You looked at me and said "what the fuck".

She kinda ran off giggling as if she knew you.

Glad to hear you ended up meeting her

are you fucking with me? were you with a friend? I thikn I saw you guys getting sodas or something right?

 

too bad people think im full of shit for this one haha!

12/12/12 8:26 PM
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where you wearing a white shirt? Black hair?
I was bringing in some beers
12/12/12 8:27 PM
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Im pretty sure it was just us in the hallway. I remember this happening. If it wasnt you then she's a multiple perpetrator of evading fans.
12/12/12 8:28 PM
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gage949 - where you wearing a white shirt? Black hair?
I was bringing in some beers

haha ya black hair and short. Wasn't wearing a white shirt but a light colored jacket. There were a few guys that looked at me when it happend like "dude....wtf was that about???" And to think, all I did was say Ronda can i smell your hair? Weird...

12/12/12 8:29 PM
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gage949 - Im pretty sure it was just us in the hallway. I remember this happening. If it wasnt you then she's a multiple perpetrator of evading fans.

then ya it had to be you...i thikn i only saw like 3 or 4 people...the first guys I saw, I turned to and said "yo thats Ronda..." and they looked back and me like "dude stfu." that was probably you huh....haha

12/12/12 8:46 PM
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haha i dont remember man probably
12/12/12 9:35 PM
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12/12/12 10:27 PM
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Either way you want to look at it...she looked like Barry Sanders breaking through a hole on Monday Night Football son!!!!!

12/13/12 2:47 AM
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wow, lots of hate for a guy just sharing a story and some pics.  some of you guys need to relax.  

also - LOL @ tru hating on anyone.  amazing


I'm not hating..the title of the thread said Funny Ronda Story, I was dissapointed when I read the post and it was not funny.  Not much else to it.  

As proof that the story is not funny, I went to the bar the other night and yelled, hey everyone, I have a funny story, and the entire bar listened as I told the story.......I had three beer mugs smashed on my head and was thrown out of the bar as people screamed that was the least funny story I have ever heard.

 

just the facts man..sorry your story was not funny


wow...i can totally not believe anyone would waste a beer let alone three beers on you. im sorry to see beer go to waste on such a douchebag


I have made my new mission in life to prove that your story was not funny.  I am doing an open mic at the irvine improv this week and willl film myself telling the story.  Lets see how many people laugh at this amazingly funny story.  I hope I get the punch line right.  What was the punch line again....?

12/13/12 3:10 AM
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wow, lots of hate for a guy just sharing a story and some pics.  some of you guys need to relax.  

also - LOL @ tru hating on anyone.  amazing


I'm not hating..the title of the thread said Funny Ronda Story, I was dissapointed when I read the post and it was not funny.  Not much else to it.  

As proof that the story is not funny, I went to the bar the other night and yelled, hey everyone, I have a funny story, and the entire bar listened as I told the story.......I had three beer mugs smashed on my head and was thrown out of the bar as people screamed that was the least funny story I have ever heard.

 

just the facts man..sorry your story was not funny


wow...i can totally not believe anyone would waste a beer let alone three beers on you. im sorry to see beer go to waste on such a douchebag


I have made my new mission in life to prove that your story was not funny.  I am doing an open mic at the irvine improv this week and willl film myself telling the story.  Lets see how many people laugh at this amazingly funny story.  I hope I get the punch line right.  What was the punch line again....?


Yawwwwnn. Go to sleep big guy. We can talk more in teh morning.

12/13/12 4:17 AM
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Well, I LoL'd.
12/13/12 5:09 AM
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12/13/12 6:53 AM
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melendez - 

So I'm at my first weigh-ins in Seattle last Friday going up an escalator in the Key Arena when  I look down at the lower level from far away I see two women walking briskly down the hall. As they got closer and closer I could not help but think to myself..."man, that chick REALLY looks like Ronda..." Sure enough as they got even closer I was positive it was here so I shouted "Yo Ronda!" She looked up, and before I could blink, she LITERALLY took off in a dead sprint like Husain Bolt down the hallway. I think she went into creeper alert or something and didn't want to have anything to do with me. Needless to say, my pride was little hurt but I understood she probably gets harassed all over the place.

After the weigh in, Im walking with my wife to find something to eat and low and behold, there is Ronda chillling in a back alley loading dock of the Key Arena. I called over to her and she looked up and smiled. I said "hey lady im not a creeper! Just ask my wife" She then walked all the way over to me and my wife and took a pic with me and signed my UFC glove. At first, I thought she was a real jerk but after what she did I was convinced she was probably just in a rush or something. She could not have been nicer to myself and the other 2 or 3 guys that were there and recognized her. Although a Security guard was basically yelling at her, she basically ignored the lady and came over anyway. When she was done, I called over to a few people in the street and shouted "hey, do you guys wana meet Ariany????" Ronda was not amused by this and gave me the look of DEATH!


Shouted '' hey,you guys want to meet Arianny''....

 

How dare you you wildman...

12/13/12 8:25 AM
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Ministry of Truth - OP forgot to mention that his face is disfigured. That's the real reason why Ronda ran.

yes, that and OP doesn't like showing his face much. Taco flavored kisses for you my friend.

Actually another UG'er name Big EP caught her at the end of that sprint and said that she was running down the stairs inside the arena as well. She was going into the weigh-ins.


Big EP was just trying to be nice.

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