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12/23/12 3:22 PM
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Hansumboy
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So you are working the doors of some shitty bar and Mark Hunt shows up. He has had a few drinks and isnt in the best of moods. So he decides to do what he loves more than anything which is fighting. He randomly walks up to people and smacks them in the head. Dudes try to stop him but have no luck. He just keeps knocking fools out. Possibly while humming some songs as well, some Polynesian folk songs or something. How do you solve this? Do you wait for him to knock everyone out thats in the bar and leaves or gets bored or do you try to stop him?
12/23/12 3:25 PM
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Go and sit in my car until its all over. Phone Post
12/23/12 3:27 PM
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I text my boy Big Unit and hope there are no highly trained midgets around to defeat him.
12/23/12 3:27 PM
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AresSmashedPrahjuhdee - call up Sean McCorkle
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12/23/12 3:29 PM
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BigSleep - I text my boy Big Unit and hope there are no highly trained midgets around to defeat him.
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12/23/12 3:42 PM
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Put my phone on speaker and play this after the last body drops:


12/23/12 3:44 PM
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stand your ground law mother fuckers

what
12/23/12 3:45 PM
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Put on:
Drowning Pool-Bodies

It would be awesome to see Mark kicking peoples asses to a soundtrack. Plus lookoutawhale could make a cool video out of it. Phone Post
12/23/12 3:48 PM
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MasterofMartialArts - Put on:
Drowning Pool-Bodies

It would be awesome to see Mark kicking peoples asses to a soundtrack. Plus lookoutawhale could make a cool video out of it. Phone Post
Hahaha that's so true. Phone Post
12/23/12 3:51 PM
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If he was seriously hurting people, you could use deadly force on him.

But deadly force is the only kind of force you want to challenge an unarmed Mark Hunt with.

12/23/12 3:52 PM
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junobeach - You better hope Sean has a hands-free system or he'll gas himself out answering the phone
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12/23/12 3:53 PM
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CLINTK9 - I'd do like I would with any of these mma fighters and straight up bitch slap him! This isnt in a ring or controlled fighting, this is street fighting baby and most of these guys arent shit out there!
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12/23/12 4:11 PM
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I'd grab the other 7 bouncers working that night and throw him out Phone Post
12/23/12 4:19 PM
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jdindiana -  I'd grab the other 7 bouncers working that night and throw him out Phone Post

What would you guys do after you all woke up?

12/23/12 4:36 PM
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concealed carry is legal in Ohio. That activity would get someone's chest cavity a new exhaust hole. Taurus Judge FTW.
12/23/12 4:38 PM
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Delorian
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I stand up on the table and scream MAAAAAAAAAAARKKKKKKKKKKK HUUUUUUUNNNNNNTTTTTOOOOOOO!

12/23/12 4:42 PM
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I'd head round to The Winchester for a pint until it all blows over. Phone Post
12/23/12 4:49 PM
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AresSmashedPrahjuhdee---

U confuse the reality of street violence w/ the pre- agreed upon rules of contest.

Of course all this is hypothetical, but the O.P.'s scenario, coupled w/ someone like Hunt's easily verified MMA background, & roomfull of witnesses of some behemoth going on a rampage & u think this WOULDN'T happen?


And why the insult? What are you 14?
12/23/12 4:51 PM
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LOL! man you're tough!
12/23/12 5:04 PM
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I'd rather get knocked out than shoot him like a pussy. Phone Post
12/23/12 5:05 PM
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I would also highly doubt I would last more than 10 seconds in a fight with him. Phone Post
12/23/12 5:08 PM
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You would break your hand on his head if you tried to punch him. Better to just take your beating like a man and be done with it.
12/23/12 5:14 PM
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I would grab my iphone as quickly as possible and filming the whole scene ! Phone Post
12/23/12 5:29 PM
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I'm a blue belt. I could take him. He's just another Tyson.
12/23/12 7:24 PM
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