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12/31/12 2:25 AM
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Sennin
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Trolling meetme.com. Thanks Phone Post
12/31/12 2:26 AM
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grandchampion
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hey bitch
12/31/12 2:26 AM
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MarkRobinson
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Eh yo, Asian baby. I wanna wok you doggystyle or something like that.
12/31/12 2:31 AM
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Cha0s008
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My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
12/31/12 2:32 AM
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Cha0s008
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Did you just fall from heaven?

Cause your face is busted
12/31/12 2:33 AM
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Macleod
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Cha0s008 - My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

dude, he said ridiculous. Dont be giving him the primo shit that works.
12/31/12 2:53 AM
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Sennin
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grandchampion - hey bitch
= 'fuck off looser'

Yes, 'looser' Phone Post
12/31/12 2:54 AM
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Sennin
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Cha0s008 - My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
Saving this one for the bar!! Phone Post
12/31/12 2:57 AM
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Sennin
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Cha0s008 - Did you just fall from heaven?

Cause your face is busted
Aaahhhahahahaa!!

'fukk you. Just fukk you' Phone Post
12/31/12 2:57 AM
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RKing85
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Let's play army. I'll lay down on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me.
12/31/12 2:58 AM
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grandchampion
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grandchampion - hey bitch
= 'fuck off looser'

Yes, 'looser' Phone Post

VTFU 4 effort
12/31/12 2:59 AM
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grandchampion
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girl you got the body of a lexus, with a cadillac grille...
12/31/12 3:17 AM
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Skpotamus
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Let's not turn this rape into a murder
12/31/12 3:24 AM
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BathSaltFaceFeeder
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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
You're so hot you'd melt my condom.
12/31/12 3:28 AM
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uniquetechnique
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Skpotamus - Let's not turn this rape into a murder
LMAO!!!!! Phone Post
12/31/12 3:32 AM
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Hocky Balboa
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Are you from Tennessee, because I wouldn't mind eating your asshole like my name was Razor Ramon?

12/31/12 3:36 AM
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Loadin76
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I wanna strap you on like a feed bag.

12/31/12 3:48 AM
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michelleNrogersdumpsterbaby
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when you go to blow me be careful of my colostomy bag
12/31/12 4:16 AM
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uniquetechnique
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Are you Jewish ?
Cos you israellli Hawt!!! Phone Post
12/31/12 4:23 AM
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michelleNrogersdumpsterbaby
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i normally dont fuck on first dates by my herpes will be back next week so we better get to it
12/31/12 4:33 AM
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Sakurabaman
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Do you work at a chicken farm, cos you sure can raise a cock.
12/31/12 4:34 AM
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TheOne
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"Yo, you tryin' to lick balls?" - works every time.
12/31/12 4:45 AM
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nickgjj
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I would shave my entire body and slide down a lubed up slip-n-slide that lead right into Rosie O'Donnell ass crack just to have the contents of your bathroom trashcan Phone Post
12/31/12 4:49 AM
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The Topester
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LOL in Phone Post
12/31/12 5:19 AM
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nickgjj - I would shave my entire body and slide down a lubed up slip-n-slide that lead right into Rosie O'Donnell ass crack just to have the contents of your bathroom trashcan Phone Post
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