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12/31/12 5:20 AM
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12/31/12 5:30 AM
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12/31/12 5:31 AM
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12/31/12 5:37 AM
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12/31/12 5:38 AM
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12/31/12 5:38 AM
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12/31/12 5:45 AM
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I'm a big fan of "have you bled yet? Well your going to tonight" Phone Post
12/31/12 5:57 AM
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12/31/12 6:47 AM
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12/31/12 6:54 AM
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saw this on FB:


Daaaamn girl! You must be a smoke detector, because you're loud and annoying as fuck!
12/31/12 6:58 AM
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Davy Crockett
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Shit on my dick or blood on my knife? Phone Post
12/31/12 7:26 AM
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That shirt would look better on the floor of the disabled stall 

12/31/12 7:50 AM
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Timmy O Toole
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12/31/12 8:01 AM
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That bear fucked it up. The proper delivery is:

Hey babe, are you looking for a stud? Well I got the STD now all I need is U. Phone Post
12/31/12 8:18 AM
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Barbartha
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That **insert shirt/sweater/tank-top here** is very becoming on you...if I were on top of you I would be cumming too.

12/31/12 8:38 AM
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tylery101
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"hey baby, wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

"uh, no"

"what? You don't like pizza?" Phone Post
12/31/12 8:44 AM
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Lux Fixxins
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"Don't make this rape turn into a murder".


Swear to god it's how I broke the ice with my wife. If you have the balls to pull that off with a straight face, Any girl is yours.

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12/31/12 8:56 AM
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Excuse me, does this boner make my cock look fat? Phone Post
12/31/12 9:27 AM
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Bootsy Collins
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Nice shoes-wanna fuck?
12/31/12 10:02 AM
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*lick your thumb and press it to her shoulder*

Lets get you out of those wet clothes.... Phone Post
12/31/12 10:02 AM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
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12/31/12 10:25 AM
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12/31/12 10:31 AM
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12/31/12 10:38 AM
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12/31/12 10:42 AM
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